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Title: guys i realized something
Post by: Socks on September 19, 2016, 03:10:11 PM
i'm still at the office and there is only one other person here, once they leave i'll be the last in the office. we don't have a mandatory come/leave policy and whoever is first or last has to turn off/on the lights and make sure the doors are locked/open.

i have a key and i realized that i can literally show up at midnight and fuck a bitch here, do drugs, eat, watch tv or sleep if i had to. we a have two bathrooms, a kitchen, internet, TV and several comfortable furniture, including sofa and cushy chairs. large tables. there is no alarm if you have a key and no cameras.

hmm... as long as i don't draw suspicion from the outside at off hours i could seriously bring a chick over after a party or some shit and just fuck her in the conference room. lol
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: don't let's on September 19, 2016, 03:12:26 PM
Janitorial services?
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: Socks on September 19, 2016, 03:19:56 PM
Quote from: [BANNED] on September 19, 2016, 03:12:26 PM
Janitorial services?


yeah they come around 8:30 and are done by 10 i believe, never stay that late but i might have to just to learn who they are and what their routine is like. we have a weird dude, brad, that comes to work at like 2-4 and stays until 10-11 lol but i would know if he or anyone was here by their cars or lights. but the conference room has no windows and you can lock the door and only turn on the light in there so i would not be noticed by the outside. and i would park at this hospital next door so there would be no car outside.
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: C.Mongler on September 19, 2016, 03:44:57 PM
you can also do this at places you don't work, it's pretty fun, try it out sometime!!
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: Socks on September 19, 2016, 04:08:24 PM
i know but then i can be in a meeting and point out a spot to my coworker buddies and say i fucked so and so there etc... it can be a fun story. the rush of doing something risky, potentially dangerous you know.
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: C.Mongler on September 20, 2016, 05:03:21 AM
"hey john, i finger-banged a 17-year-old on the conference table there  SocksDood;"
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: squirrelfriend on September 20, 2016, 05:10:28 AM
is this an interactive narrative or a serious shitpost
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: squirrelfriend on September 20, 2016, 05:16:13 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 20, 2016, 05:03:21 AM
"hey john, i finger-banged a 17-year-old on the conference table there  SocksDood;"
"hey mom, i took down a pedophile on this site where you can say fucking anything"
>"that's nice, dan"
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: C.Mongler on September 20, 2016, 06:22:35 AM
heh i don't talk to my mom
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: Socks on September 20, 2016, 06:26:51 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 20, 2016, 06:22:35 AM
heh i don't talk to my mom


bigger offense than anything i could ever do with my girl
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: C.Mongler on September 20, 2016, 06:33:12 AM
Quote from: Socks on September 20, 2016, 06:26:51 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 20, 2016, 06:22:35 AM
heh i don't talk to my mom


bigger offense than anything i could ever do with my girl

not talking to your mom is illegal in 11 states?
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: Socks on September 20, 2016, 06:34:08 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 20, 2016, 06:33:12 AM
not talking to your mom is illegal in 11 states?


the entire world actually, you get your ass kicked for that shit.
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: C.Mongler on September 20, 2016, 06:37:05 AM
Quote from: Socks on September 20, 2016, 06:34:08 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 20, 2016, 06:33:12 AM
not talking to your mom is illegal in 11 states?


the entire world actually, you get your ass kicked for that shit.


come over and say that to my face tough guy
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: Daddy on September 20, 2016, 06:49:48 AM
not talking to your mom could be illegal in china
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: Socks on September 20, 2016, 07:37:23 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 20, 2016, 06:37:05 AM
come over and say that to my face tough guy


fuck that philly to DC traffic sucks balls
Title: Re: guys i realized something
Post by: C.Mongler on September 20, 2016, 07:48:42 AM
Quote from: Socks on September 20, 2016, 07:37:23 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 20, 2016, 06:37:05 AM
come over and say that to my face tough guy


fuck that philly to DC traffic sucks balls
SocksDood;