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Title: IN LAWS
Post by: strongbad on August 14, 2016, 07:45:56 AM
god how am i old enough to be whining about in laws

when your girlfriends parent's come to thailand and just moan about the weather and refuse to eat any authentic food and when you ask "so when do you want to get out of your thailand trip" all you get is "yeah this really isn't where i would have chosen to go."

this is going to be a very very long 10 days  doodhuh;



do ur in laws suck or what
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: Thyme on August 14, 2016, 09:18:12 AM
some people just aren't the travelling type lol

<- like this guy
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: FAMY2 on August 14, 2016, 09:19:18 AM
I don't have any. But I am sure if I did They would say something like " You don't have to marry her do you?".
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: ME## on August 14, 2016, 01:54:22 PM
Quote from: lonely-overweight on August 14, 2016, 09:18:12 AM
some people just aren't the travelling type lol

<- like this guy
i think your problem is that you haven't travelled w/ friends
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: squirrelfriend on August 14, 2016, 02:07:19 PM
I'd rather be in Singapore than say Thailand tbh
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: ME## on August 14, 2016, 02:18:30 PM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on August 14, 2016, 02:07:19 PM
I'd rather be in Singapore than say Thailand tbh
at least thais are just aggressive about trying to sell you shit, they don't actively think they're better than you
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: squirrelfriend on August 14, 2016, 02:19:25 PM
Sounds like my people
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: Travis on August 14, 2016, 04:21:26 PM
why would you agree to letting her parents stay with you for 10 days
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: strongbad on August 14, 2016, 05:20:25 PM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on August 14, 2016, 02:07:19 PM
I'd rather be in Singapore than say Thailand tbh

i dont see why you would even go to singapore when you could just stay in the states
felt almost exactly the same but is just more expensive
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: squirrelfriend on August 14, 2016, 05:47:48 PM
because I like that they fine people for chewing gum
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: don't let's on August 14, 2016, 06:21:05 PM
Quote from: David on August 14, 2016, 01:54:22 PM
Quote from: lonely-overweight on August 14, 2016, 09:18:12 AM
some people just aren't the travelling type lol

<- like this guy
i think your problem is that you haven't travelled w/ friends
that's how you get your kidneys stolen
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: famy on August 14, 2016, 07:10:04 PM
they dont speak english so we dont talk at all its nice
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on August 14, 2016, 07:45:34 PM
lol

i usually just try to enjoy their food and try my beast to enjoy their company
my inlaw's brother is the only 1 i get along w/ decently

they can help out a lot lol they're cool

Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: strongbad on August 14, 2016, 08:47:55 PM
Quote from: famy on August 14, 2016, 07:10:04 PM
they dont speak english so we dont talk at all its nice

shit ideal situation
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: ?????? on August 14, 2016, 11:55:19 PM
all my exs were/are very terrified of ever meeting my parents
my spic ex (he wants to come back in december) folks are bougie and very friendly
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: Daddy on August 17, 2016, 07:45:16 AM
Quote from: famy on August 14, 2016, 07:10:04 PM
they dont speak english so we dont talk at all its nice
That is what happens with Cindy's mom

or anna's mom kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

but they know i know chinese so they still ask me stuff

annas dad knows english tho he talked to me

we went fishin

(http://i.imgur.com/MZ0X0vw.png)
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: C.Mongler on August 17, 2016, 07:48:59 AM
yeah my gf's mom is a guatemalan immigrant so i've got the no english thing going for me

i just eat her food which is thankfully very tasty and very spicy
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: C.Mongler on August 17, 2016, 08:07:14 AM
i would never let my inlaws stay at my place for 10 fucking days though lol, 5 is probably my limit before im like 'just get a hotel pls' lol
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: Daddy on August 17, 2016, 08:36:01 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 17, 2016, 08:07:14 AM
i would never let my inlaws stay at my place for 10 fucking days though lol, 5 is probably my limit before im like 'just get a hotel pls' lol
[spoiler]Cindy's mom stayed with me for 3 months[/spoiler]

[spoiler]DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE NO SEX FOR 3 MONTHS[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Though the first time she was here for like 1 month and i got it in while doing laundry[/spoiler]
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: C.Mongler on August 17, 2016, 08:47:54 AM
i'd be jerking off everytime i took a poop
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: strongbad on August 17, 2016, 05:27:24 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 17, 2016, 08:07:14 AM
i would never let my inlaws stay at my place for 10 fucking days though lol, 5 is probably my limit before im like 'just get a hotel pls' lol

yeah it isn't soooo bad since i we live in a condo and they're staying in a different room in the same building

but because we're right there they are dependent on us for like everything. like where should we eat today what should we do hail a taxi for us.

we're staying at some beach resort this weekend and i wont be surprise if lindsay's parents manage to suck the fun out of it
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: Joice on August 28, 2016, 11:40:57 AM
i love my mom in law, i smoke weed with her every time we visit. i got her a nice bong too and she likes it
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: strongbad on August 28, 2016, 05:14:27 PM
Quote from: Joice on August 28, 2016, 11:40:57 AM
i love my mom in law, i smoke weed with her every time we visit. i got her a nice bong too and she likes it

ill trade u

also they're gone HAHA fuckers
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: Socks on August 28, 2016, 07:03:26 PM
everyone's parents love me so i'm not worried about inlaws when that days comes in like 15 years.

what are all you fools doing married already jesus christ don't settle people.
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: FAMY2 on August 29, 2016, 07:10:19 AM
Hope they don't find your posts here. They may be slightly offended.
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: Socks on August 29, 2016, 08:24:43 AM
Quote from: FAMY2 on August 29, 2016, 07:10:19 AM
Hope they don't find your posts here. They may be slightly offended.


tone not appreciated. did i wrong you in some way.
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: squirrelfriend on August 29, 2016, 08:47:44 AM
Quote from: Socks on August 29, 2016, 08:24:43 AM
Quote from: FAMY2 on August 29, 2016, 07:10:19 AM
Hope they don't find your posts here. They may be slightly offended.


tone not appreciated. did i wrong you in some way.
any reasonable person would be wronged by you starting with the antisemitic attacks against manda up to the suggestions of child grooming
most boyagers just aren't reasonable, so you get a pass :)
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: FAMY2 on August 29, 2016, 12:30:49 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 29, 2016, 08:24:43 AM
Quote from: FAMY2 on August 29, 2016, 07:10:19 AM
Hope they don't find your posts here. They may be slightly offended.


tone not appreciated. did i wrong you in some way.


With out using emoticons it's hard to know how to take things. It was more of a worried, hate to see you in a position like that.
And no no wrong done. Concerned is all.
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: C.Mongler on August 29, 2016, 12:54:31 PM
none of us are married socks lol
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: squirrelfriend on August 29, 2016, 12:55:37 PM
I'm married...
to the Lord.
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: Socks on August 29, 2016, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on August 29, 2016, 12:30:49 PM
With out using emoticons it's hard to know how to take things. It was more of a worried, hate to see you in a position like that.
And no no wrong done. Concerned is all.


this post is like picasso saying no i don't paint, i just throw stuff on a canvas and that's about it. and just like a painting, of the most complex kind, it is difficult for me or any person to try express themselves and so in our attempt to explain what sunshine feels like to someone who has never seen or felt the sun, we will fail and come across as foolish. after all, a few clumsy words can hardly do justice to the unknown mysteries and world that lies within. which is not terrible once you get to know it, simply fierce and incredible, but simple and yet yes very much a necessary force.

get to close it burns, go too far it's cold, but in the middle life begins.

and so there is nothing to be concerned or worried about, other than sentimental things which we all suffer from.
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: Socks on August 29, 2016, 08:19:57 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 29, 2016, 12:54:31 PM
none of us are married socks lol


you guys sound married. you live with your girlfriends 24/7? lol
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: squirrelfriend on August 29, 2016, 08:24:13 PM
You're explaining sunshine to people who've never seen the sun. Have you seen mole people? Do they exist?
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: C.Mongler on August 29, 2016, 08:24:51 PM
jill stein
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: strongbad on August 29, 2016, 08:28:53 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 29, 2016, 08:19:57 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 29, 2016, 12:54:31 PM
none of us are married socks lol


you guys sound married. you live with your girlfriends 24/7? lol

OH GOD DISGUSTING FUCK THAT LIFE RUINED TIME TO CUT MY BALLS OFF
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: FAMY2 on August 30, 2016, 10:20:16 AM
Quote from: Socks on August 29, 2016, 08:14:03 PM
Quote from: FAMY2 on August 29, 2016, 12:30:49 PM
With out using emoticons it's hard to know how to take things. It was more of a worried, hate to see you in a position like that.
And no no wrong done. Concerned is all.


this post is like picasso saying no i don't paint, i just throw stuff on a canvas and that's about it. and just like a painting, of the most complex kind, it is difficult for me or any person to try express themselves and so in our attempt to explain what sunshine feels like to someone who has never seen or felt the sun, we will fail and come across as foolish. after all, a few clumsy words can hardly do justice to the unknown mysteries and world that lies within. which is not terrible once you get to know it, simply fierce and incredible, but simple and yet yes very much a necessary force.

get to close it burns, go too far it's cold, but in the middle life begins.

and so there is nothing to be concerned or worried about, other than sentimental things which we all suffer from.


Did picasso think of himself as a complex painter? Or even a good painter? Did he want people to know instantly what he was saying or did he want it to be an individual meaning?

I am very sentimental about people in my life. Even those I barely know. To me they are more than some text on a forum. Or the person who greets me at Meijers. I think I am cursed to  feel such a close connection with people I barely know.

Maybe we are all foolish.
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: Socks on August 30, 2016, 01:29:23 PM
that's an amazing character to have rae. i often wonder if the immense amount of appreciation and desire that i have for someone whom i've only known for 5 seconds in line at shop right would ever be returned to me even if that other person should know me for a lifetime. it's almost like they complete you, and you need them in your life, oh how much it would enrich it. and the simple sweet feeling of being wanted, and loved.
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: FAMY2 on August 30, 2016, 03:36:42 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 30, 2016, 01:29:23 PM
that's an amazing character to have rae. i often wonder if the immense amount of appreciation and desire that i have for someone whom i've only known for 5 seconds in line at shop right would ever be returned to me even if that other person should know me for a lifetime. it's almost like they complete you, and you need them in your life, oh how much it would enrich it. and the simple sweet feeling of being wanted, and loved.


They do complete you. But when they are gone it leaves such an emptiness nothing can fill.  saddood;
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: Socks on August 30, 2016, 06:39:10 PM
the only things that keeps me going is that i know i am a nice guy, and a benevolent king. i don't sweat the small stuff over a priceless smile or making them happy. i take solace in that fact that i know one day i will make someone extremely happy and take care of them. it keeps me going to find that person, and even if they should return a fraction of the care and attention i bestow upon them, i will be a happy man. all i ask and will never compromise on is loyalty, and genuine love.
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: C.Mongler on August 30, 2016, 07:06:59 PM
and 17-year-old virgin assholes! ayyyy
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: strongbad on August 30, 2016, 08:25:09 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 30, 2016, 07:06:59 PM
and 17-year-old virgin assholes! ayyyy

and just when i thought i wasn't hungry...
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: squirrelfriend on August 30, 2016, 08:28:58 PM
do you think socks' imaginary 17 year old girlfriend has parents tho
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: Socks on August 31, 2016, 02:45:55 AM
wrong thread for assholes. and she's very much real i assure you. my growing collection of pictures can attest to that.
Title: Re: IN LAWS
Post by: FAMY2 on August 31, 2016, 12:36:37 PM
Quote from: Socks on August 30, 2016, 06:39:10 PM
the only things that keeps me going is that i know i am a nice guy, and a benevolent king. i don't sweat the small stuff over a priceless smile or making them happy. i take solace in that fact that i know one day i will make someone extremely happy and take care of them. it keeps me going to find that person, and even if they should return a fraction of the care and attention i bestow upon them, i will be a happy man. all i ask and will never compromise on is loyalty, and genuine love.


It's a wonderful place to be. I hope you find it and it lasts until you are old and gray.

YES THAT SHIT REALLY HAPPENS.