i was in line at starbucks and a woman was standing2close
and i had my gun and i felt uncomfortable what if she was obama's agent and wanted to grab my gun
but what if she wanted to grab your GUUUUN ya know yes;
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 28, 2016, 09:41:25 AM
but what if she wanted to grab your GUUUUN ya know yes;
she was like 45 or mabye 50 but i guess she looked good i can be her poolboy
when i attended my sister's wedding, i met a whole bunch of people and had a bunch of conversations. I met my fellow groomsmen and their wives/girlfriends and talked to them all. One groomsman was from Portland and we talked a bit, he introduced his girl and she was waaaay too close. She made eye contact with me the entire time and got real close to my face. She was a maybe-five-feet tall bohemian chick that worked for the free weekly paper in Asheville. The conversation went from the simple fluff of "wow this is going to be a great weekend for a wedding" to "sustainable agriculture and how Asheville can develop new and innovative ways to be more environmentally friendly" to even discussing some of the Asheville art scene.
I really enjoyed the conversation and she was nice to talk to but she stood so God Damn Close to me. I felt really weird cause her equally bohemian bf was just standing there lol.
and by close it's like being with a friend on a crowded bus, but instead of a bus it's a field on a farm
i tell them to get their hands off me or i'll pepper spray them
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this is so you jmv
eveybody on the world is to close to me
some guy at sidecar doughnuts in santa monica had his poodle mix and it kept smelling my leg it was weird