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General => The Lobby => Topic started by: silvertone on May 16, 2016, 01:55:32 AM

Title: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: silvertone on May 16, 2016, 01:55:32 AM
this hobo keeps double facing me, he is nice when the boss is around but when he's gone the hobo becomes a mean sunnabitch. he keeps trying to buy cigs and lighters w/ his ebt card and sometimes beer and i keep telling him he can't. He then tells me that i'm a crook and the whole world is out to get him. He's pretty big and just a douche, though his anger is laughable and i have snorted/cackled due to his anger b4.
today he did the ole flip flop and tried buying a milkkwaulkie Best beer 24 oz and a black and mild. after his ebt card failed, i told him it don't work.. and he was like It's cash not ebt. then he realized his mistake and tried his debit card and it was declined. he started complaining again and i was getting annoyed. like gr0w the fugk up mang. so i just said with much Passively Agressive Annoyance, to try again. it failed as i knew it would and i was like check your god dam balance at the atm.

he only bought the black and mild and left. he called me a crook before leaving though. and i be like "yea have a good day too."


that's a lil story for yall. i only posted it for the quota
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: FAMY2 on May 16, 2016, 03:32:45 AM
Some people just don't get. Hope he doesn't bring a gun sometime.
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: silvertone on May 16, 2016, 03:40:27 AM
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 16, 2016, 03:32:45 AM
Some people just don't get. Hope he doesn't bring a gun sometime.
he's all talk, but if shit came to the pit it wouldn't matter because I don't fear the bullet. im going kamikaze on his ass before he takes twelve dollars and 70 pennies from the register
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: FAMY2 on May 16, 2016, 03:47:50 AM
Lmao. Be sure and get video.  Q('_' Q)
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: strongbad on May 16, 2016, 06:09:00 AM
sounds about right
thank goodness you cant buy that shit with an ebt tho
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: C.Mongler on May 16, 2016, 11:57:59 AM
i woulda bought him the dang miwalkee


and then smashed it over HIS DOME
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: YPrrrr on May 16, 2016, 12:03:59 PM
Dang man that's annoying time to find a new job
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: silvertone on May 16, 2016, 02:29:47 PM
Quote from: YPargh on May 16, 2016, 12:03:59 PM
Dang man that's annoying time to find a new job
i love my job mang.
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: Travis on May 16, 2016, 03:42:24 PM
the ppl who work at my 711 are all indians who are constantly cleaning the hot dog machine
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: C.Mongler on May 16, 2016, 06:19:15 PM
Quote from: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on May 16, 2016, 06:14:23 PM
Quote from: Travis on May 16, 2016, 03:42:24 PM
the ppl who work at my 711 are all indians who are constantly cleaning the hot dog machine

They're secretly sticking their own wieners in the hot dog machine when nobody's looking.


tbf who wouldn't
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: Travis on May 16, 2016, 08:33:54 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 16, 2016, 06:19:15 PM
Quote from: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on May 16, 2016, 06:14:23 PM
Quote from: Travis on May 16, 2016, 03:42:24 PM
the ppl who work at my 711 are all indians who are constantly cleaning the hot dog machine

They're secretly sticking their own wieners in the hot dog machine when nobody's looking.


tbf who wouldn't
was that a fucking pun there fuckeroo?
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: YPrrrr on May 16, 2016, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: SVT on May 16, 2016, 02:29:47 PM
Quote from: YPargh on May 16, 2016, 12:03:59 PM
Dang man that's annoying time to find a new job
i love my job mang.
have you had your first robbery yet
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: silvertone on May 17, 2016, 12:46:25 AM
Quote from: YPargh on May 16, 2016, 10:35:33 PM
Quote from: SVT on May 16, 2016, 02:29:47 PM
Quote from: YPargh on May 16, 2016, 12:03:59 PM
Dang man that's annoying time to find a new job
i love my job mang.
have you had your first robbery yet
no. the store''s never been robbed [19 years]
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: strongbad on May 17, 2016, 01:43:09 AM
Quote from: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on May 16, 2016, 06:14:23 PM
Quote from: Travis on May 16, 2016, 03:42:24 PM
the ppl who work at my 711 are all indians who are constantly cleaning the hot dog machine

They're secretly sticking their own wieners in the hot dog machine when nobody's looking.

u know i bet that's happened
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: silvertone on May 26, 2016, 02:53:49 AM
i told this guy to stop and he then apologized and then blamed some customer behind him whose a verry nice / calm fellow for bothering him. i will let u know if anything more happens
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: silvertone on May 27, 2016, 08:36:48 AM
this guy came in again and apologized for a third time.


my supervisor told me he was a felon that the government gives him free housing so he lives in the apartment across from the work that costs like 4000 dollars a month. and he's freakin' killed people.



that's fucked!!
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: C.Mongler on May 27, 2016, 09:33:18 AM
so if i kill someone i get free rent? seems like a good deal
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: silvertone on May 27, 2016, 09:35:03 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 27, 2016, 09:33:18 AM
so if i kill someone i get free rent? seems like a good deal
yea its part of getting rehabilitated back into the normal world after you were being rehabliitated in prison.
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: C.Mongler on May 27, 2016, 09:37:16 AM
do u get better rent w/ a higher killstreak?
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: squirrelfriend on May 27, 2016, 09:40:19 AM
virginia's like nope u serve yr sentence or die in the electric chair
Title: Re: sweet puppy rain. it's been a long day
Post by: silvertone on May 27, 2016, 09:52:51 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 27, 2016, 09:37:16 AM
do u get better rent w/ a higher killstreak?
probably............... this guy probably hass the government paying 4k for his home and thats before utilities!!