eat slowly.
drink food with plenty of water.
if you do choke, don't run to the bathroom. you will be shit out of luck. call 911 if you live in north america.
brain cells start to die one minute after the cessation of oxygen.
the faster the response, the more likely you won't end up a vegetable
SocksDood;
chew
drink food
Quote from: Khadafi on April 15, 2016, 09:13:40 PM
chew
i had to be inclusive of the population that doesn't have teeth
do the henrico on a chair ya doofus
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 16, 2016, 06:51:28 AM
do the henrico on a chair ya doofus
where i'm from, henrico is a county you don't want to go to
is cmongler also from va
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 06:54:25 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 16, 2016, 06:51:28 AM
do the henrico on a chair ya doofus
where i'm from, henrico is a county you don't want to go to
ive been to henrico plenty of times ESSE
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 16, 2016, 09:57:20 AM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 06:54:25 AM
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 16, 2016, 06:51:28 AM
do the henrico on a chair ya doofus
where i'm from, henrico is a county you don't want to go to
ive been to henrico plenty of times ESSE
i know they have some hipsters there
i know that there's a lot of shootings there
a place i would avoid at all costs nonetheless
*richmond isn't technically in henrico county but i included it in for statistical purposes
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 10:25:52 AM
*richmond isn't technically in henrico county but i included it in for statistical purposes
goonish
thanks mom
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 16, 2016, 11:54:16 AM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 16, 2016, 10:25:52 AM
*richmond isn't technically in henrico county but i included it in for statistical purposes
goonish
you need to know your state laws
fuck yeah i've been breakin it for years
Sodomy is illegal until straight men realized 2 holes are going completely unused.
Stop the patriarchy, abolish sodomy
sodomy includes oral too just fyi
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 20, 2016, 10:56:10 AM
sodomy includes oral too just fyi
ik that's why I said 2 holes were unused n_u
Quote from: YPR Classic on April 20, 2016, 10:56:59 AM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 20, 2016, 10:56:10 AM
sodomy includes oral too just fyi
ik that's why I said 2 holes were unused n_u
true true
vaginas are a nonentity for me
choking the chicken guise
Honestly everyone should be happy the killjoy protestants run America because despite being crazily conservative they at least let you have sex for nonreproductibve purposes n_u
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 20, 2016, 10:59:20 AM
Quote from: YPR Classic on April 20, 2016, 10:56:59 AM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 20, 2016, 10:56:10 AM
sodomy includes oral too just fyi
ik that's why I said 2 holes were unused n_u
true true
vaginas are a nonentity for me
That is true. It's okay both bottom holes basically feel the same once lubed and stretched n_u so there ya go. Honestly I prefer the oral sodomy to everything
religion is a nonentity in american law that's why the law was abolished n_u
but like let's get back on topic to like food discussion
how many calories does semen have i need to know to let clucky know the dangers of too much cum
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 20, 2016, 11:05:52 AM
religion is a nonentity in american law that's why the law was abolished n_u
but like let's get back on topic to like food discussion
how many calories does semen have i need to know to let clucky know the dangers of too much cum
Yay instant gratification culture :o
The average ejaculate, laden with between 200 and 300 million sperm, amounts to about about 5 calories.
It's basically all protein too. So kind of healthy?? Clucky strikes me more as a spitter anyway though
i should make jizz snacks and sell them at trader joe's as a protein snack ILL MAKE MILLIONS
there isn't enough protien to make a difference, but it has the vital Vitamin B that vegans lack
Do they make vegan semen
If a vegan blows another vegan aren't they still technically eating vegan semen
Quote from: YPR Classic on April 20, 2016, 02:15:19 PM
Do they make vegan semen
If a vegan blows another vegan aren't they still technically eating vegan semen
do you want to find out
OMG YPR. I just read this stuff.
the south was a mistake
Quote from: Ezloﺕ on May 16, 2016, 02:29:31 PM
the south was a mistake
um settlements in the southwest and the southeast existed before new netherlands
Quote from: squirrelfriend on May 16, 2016, 03:32:05 PM
Quote from: Ezloﺕ on May 16, 2016, 02:29:31 PM
the south was a mistake
um settlements in the southwest and the southeast existed before new netherlands
especially virginia
virginia was the biggest mistake
virginia just had a few episodes of cannibalism towards the path to becoming a permanent settlement
Quote from: squirrelfriend on May 16, 2016, 03:58:14 PM
virginia just had a few episodes of cannibalism towards the path to becoming a permanent settlement
i'll make sure to keep that in mind while i visit the monticello in pure disgust appeasement;
can't handle driving like past williamsburg
cville has chris-chan too ;-;
Quote from: FAMY2 on May 16, 2016, 02:27:15 PM
OMG YPR. I just read this stuff.
Now you know. baddood;
And knowing is half the battle hocuspocus;
Quote from: squirrelfriend on May 16, 2016, 04:15:22 PM
can't handle driving like past williamsburg
cville has chris-chan too ;-;
i thought he lived in ruckersville, did he move to cville? that seems like a terrible place for chris chan
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 23, 2016, 08:23:20 AM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on May 16, 2016, 04:15:22 PM
can't handle driving like past williamsburg
cville has chris-chan too ;-;
i thought he lived in ruckersville, did he move to cville? that seems like a terrible place for chris chan
it's pretty much in proximity anyhow and they (idk they's gender anymore) go to the cville gay clubs
oh right i forgot chris-chan is now some sorta genderfluid, i stopped paying attention years ago.
i also forgot ruckersville is like 45 minutes north of charlotesville lol
also i feel like there's maybe one 'gay club' in charlotesville, but i guess thats more than is in ruckersville