Quote from: Sakura Kinomoto on April 05, 2016, 12:24:18 AM
post recipe
ok niqqa
total cost of ingredients:
cost of roaches: energy, but free
duck tape: you can ask your neighbor so i guess its free. the cost is your time and effort persuading your neighbor
grass: your energy but free
prepare:
collect 1 cup of roaches
german roaches are the best
besure to collect it in a cup that can contain more than two cups.
umm dont use saran wrap. just use duck tape. at least it conseals the darkness that cockroaches can breed in peace with.
leave in room temperature overnight
when u wake up open it
there is now 2 cups of roaches because of eggs and hatched babaies i love science its free double exp
now
preheat hairstraightener to 420 (literally)
straighten your hair with it for extra spice
now
collect grass outside
it is best if your tenderize the grass. so get at least ten people and jump up and down your backyard. if you're lonely you have to roll in the grass for one hour
then collect it
the worst grass is the grass patches u buy at home dopot but menards is ok
the best time to get the grass is after winter. because its fresher in cold
pick it with your hands. dont mow it
gluten free
now time for cooking.
turn off most lights to respect cockroaches
you want to cook them alive
there may some gluten because who knows what cockoaches eat man
but anyway
open up the roaches
some can stick on the tape but its fine its not like theyre gonna run away haha
get your straightener
put it in the cup like you're grabbing some salad with toungues
keep clamped
after two minutes let go
it will look like seaweed
let cool for a few seconds on paper plate
now the grass
put it on the plate
there eat it