I'm actually straight and will be marrying my fiancée, Sarah, this May. Famy will be the best man.
april FOOOL
thats what a real prankster would say baddood;
it is legal to marry your hand in iowa/idaho?
Quote from: Socks on April 01, 2016, 12:40:15 PM
it is legal to marry your hand in iowa/idaho?
yes
this is a lie. you would only marry lena or lana
Lena will always be by first wife, Lana my second and Sarah my third
I've seen David's penis.
I thought this was common knowledge?
Quote from: … on April 02, 2016, 07:13:30 PM
I thought this was common knowledge?
misinformation gets out
Famy would have texted me about this if it were so baddood;
Quote from: Sakura Kinomoto on April 02, 2016, 12:26:47 PM
Quote from: Classic on April 02, 2016, 10:16:09 AM
I've seen David's penis.
describe it
Weeeeeeell,
it wears a cute turtleneck, but Davie probably doesn't want me to say too much.
circumcision is abomination guys get over yourselves
CUTTING FORESKIN IS WRONGER
SAVE OUR BABIES' DONGERS
Poor Davie's penis. It wasn't wanting to be a topic of debate. Only wonder and amazement.
[spoiler=actual picture so boyah doesn't have some grotesque mental picture](https://40.media.tumblr.com/f0e33ab7315a35a06d96936fba9658c6/tumblr_inline_o55lgoGjzt1s9shgm_540.jpg)[/spoiler]
Isn't it adorable? giggle;
Quote from: David on April 05, 2016, 03:04:59 PM
[spoiler=actual picture so boyah doesn't have some grotesque mental picture](https://40.media.tumblr.com/f0e33ab7315a35a06d96936fba9658c6/tumblr_inline_o55lgoGjzt1s9shgm_540.jpg)[/spoiler]
where's the turtleneck