I've had a pretty decent-sized cyst on my forehead for the last year or so. I had it removed once but they didn't get it all and it came back. A couple days ago for the first time it developed a whitehead. I figured I'd still leave it alone for as long as I could, but honestly it felt like it could burst at any moment. So just now I took matters into my own hands and popped that shit. I good amount of brownish oozy goodness came out for a while, but then came the blood. There was so much goddamn blood. But it wasn't fully drained yet, so I just kept squeezing, and more of the cyst came out, but oh my god, the blood. It looked like I had been shot or something.
So anyway I managed to get about half of it out, and I have a dermatologist's appointment in early May and he'll probably take out the rest.
ITT share good popping stories
[spoiler]first smartass to share a pooping story gets a knuckle sandwich[/spoiler]
wtf dude that sounds horrible. what is a cyst anyway? did the squeezing hurt a lot?
i freak out when i get one pimple, i can't imagine a cyst. and on the forehead.
also post picture
I'm pooping right now and it's pretty good.
But I've never had a cyst, but I've had nasty ingrown hair/zits that when I finally popped them felt like all was right in the world.
i popped 5 whiteheads tonight
my acne calmed down earlier in the month when i changed my cleanser
i don't know why but my jawline keeps getting small cysts
id get a small cyst on my cheekbones from time to time
i think its because i need to rub my face on a pillow to get comfy enough to sleep
popping is so relieving if it happens
there's always a 12% failure rate where mine don't pop because they're too deep in my flesh
im really lucky i don't get scarring
but i did get hyperpigmatation spots that'll take forever to heal but they're also on my jawline so they're not that noticeable i think
EAUGH O_0
Quote from: ا,,,ر,ة on March 25, 2016, 06:46:22 AM
i don't know why but my jawline keeps getting small cysts
ugh yeah I think I have a small one there too
Quote from: Socks on March 25, 2016, 04:20:56 AM
wtf dude that sounds horrible. what is a cyst anyway? did the squeezing hurt a lot?
i freak out when i get one pimple, i can't imagine a cyst. and on the forehead.
also post picture
Most cysts are built up layers of dead skin that get trapped in a sac underneath the epidermis. I'm pretty sure mine got infected based on what came out when I popped it. It hurt a little but since I had to kind of tear it open with a needle to get it to drain properly, but it hurt about as much as any shot you'd get. The rest was totally painless. There was just a lot of blood.
I've got before pics from a couple days ago and I could take an after, but I don't have any footage from during because my girlfriend didn't want to film it for me.
Quote from: Snowy on March 25, 2016, 05:39:29 AM
I'm pooping right now and it's pretty good.
GET READY FOR AN ASS WHOOPING, NERD
my irl me got cysts on his lungs and might have crohn's. he has got colon polyps to pop
Quote from: Socks on March 25, 2016, 04:20:56 AM
wtf dude that sounds horrible. what is a cyst anyway? did the squeezing hurt a lot?
i freak out when i get one pimple, i can't imagine a cyst. and on the forehead.
also post picture
Most cysts are built up layers of dead skin that get trapped in a sac underneath the epidermis. I'm pretty sure mine got infected based on what came out when I popped it. It hurt a little but since I had to kind of tear it open with a needle to get it to drain properly, but it hurt about as much as any shot you'd get. The rest was totally painless. There was just a lot of blood.
I've got before pics from a couple days ago and I could take an after, but I don't have any footage from during because my girlfriend didn't want to film it for me.
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yeah my one buddy got one on his lower back some time ago, i think from working out on the bench, and from the way he described it is sounds exactly like yours. just kind of interesting, in a gruesome sort of way, of the things that come out of our bodies now and then.
Quote from: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on March 25, 2016, 11:21:49 PM
Two years ago, I had this thing develop behind my right ear. Really painful and weird. Ballooned up to the point where it hurt whenever I turned my head. Obviously, couldn't sleep on that side of my head. Couldn't understand how or why it existed.
And it was warm. Like having a fever, you know? Was sure it was a tumor and sort of resigned myself to losing my hair and dying.
This was all around the Christmas/New Years season.
I was at a friend's place for the holidays and there were a few dozen people there. Holiday cheer and everything.
I must have moved my head in a violent direction at some point, but something popped behind that ear without me knowing. And then, there was a pint of blood gushing from my ear, B-movie style and I was oblivious to the whole thing.
wtf did someone tell you or did they just let you bleed
This is a great thread
Ingrown pubes are the worst I've dealt with. Am always convinced it's herpes or something. Very satisfying once you fish out the hair through the pool of blood
wtf i've never had ingrown hair on the pube area man? haha
recently i've gotten a full beard neck outline that goes around my adams apple, lol, and i had two ingrown hair there due to shaving and the hair being very soft and new and not properly coming out of the fucking pore like a good lad.
but they go away after a week or two.
i shave against the fucking grain with the force and vigor of a bull and always mutiple times and with hot water and towels and all sorts of creams and gels to get the closes smoothest fucking shave ever and i never have ingrown hairs or cuts or problems with my face. (thank god)
i don't know how people don't shave against the grain and at different angels. you are giving yourself a half assed fuzzy shave.
Quote from: antmaster5000 on March 26, 2016, 07:22:36 PM
This is a great thread
Ingrown pubes are the worst I've dealt with. Am always convinced it's herpes or something. Very satisfying once you fish out the hair through the pool of blood
they're the fucking worst. they hurt worse than any other zit.
Quote from: antmaster5000 on March 26, 2016, 07:22:36 PM
This is a great thread
Ingrown pubes are the worst I've dealt with. Am always convinced it's herpes or something. Very satisfying once you fish out the hair through the pool of blood
I've never completely shaved down there, I just keep it tidy, so I've never had to deal with ingrown hairs. I haven't dealt with them on my face ever either though, but that's probably just luck.
they sound awful tho
yeah they're really gross. i shaved a few times but not really worth it imo
just a lil trim every few months instead akudood;
this lesbian broad at work raves about her brazilian waxes. she suggested it to me and i was like NO.
apparently you get an all four and some stranger/worker dabbs warm gel all over your anus/crotch with a popsicle stick and then proceeds to remove the hair via strips.
yeah i can't ever imagine getting this unless im a pornstar/filthy rich where i can hire some hot ukrainian babe to do it.
it's bad enough worrying about a colonoscopy when i'm 50 and shit
okay. i have officially found the best thing ever
[spoiler=tec's pork abscess is about to get blown the fuck out][youtube]n9dPbzor3Ew[/youtube][/spoiler]
Jeemo Christmas you people need help.
there's something refreshing about a nice cyst that pops with mostly solid material
You're disgusting
[spoiler][youtube]JgPRUf9-aEY[/youtube][/spoiler]
maybe that is more up tyler's alley?
Saw the video image. Not gonna happen.
this is the worst thread on boyah
Quote from: David on March 30, 2016, 06:31:51 PM
there's something refreshing about a nice cyst that pops with mostly solid material
YES
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2016, 06:52:52 PM
this is the worst thread on boyah
pls go
Quote from: David on March 30, 2016, 06:27:27 PM
okay. i have officially found the best thing ever
[spoiler=tec's pork abscess is about to get blown the fuck out][youtube]n9dPbzor3Ew[/youtube][/spoiler]
IT JUST KEEPS COMING. HOLY SHIT.
goddamn, i need a cigarette after that one
You guys are fuckin' weird
I mean yeah I popped a cyst on my chest and it felt great
But goddamn y'all are weird
Quote from: David on March 30, 2016, 06:33:49 PM
[spoiler][youtube]JgPRUf9-aEY[/youtube][/spoiler]
maybe that is more up tyler's alley?
THAT WAS MAJORLY SATISFYING
just christ that was painful to watch
this shit is interesting but i can't handle it for more than a few minutes it's just too fucking gnarly and gives me the heebie-jeebies
also holy fuck that last video I couldn't even look at it I would probably pass out if I watched the whole thing uninterrupted fuck FUCK
grow a pair, son
homie I've passed out at the doctor's office a full 5 minutes after watching my sister have her blood drawn, wasn't even my appointment
also I sometimes get bad tunnel vision/total vision loss randomly, usually if I'm too hot, haven't eaten enough, or stood up too fast
didn't you see that post from like 2011 where I passed out, fell face-down out of my seat, bit hard on my tongue and probably seized for who knows how long in the middle of a class
grow two pairs
what kind of 6-testicled beast do you expect here
george washington
The only time I've felt close to passing out at the hospital was when I sliced open my knee to the point you could see the bone
I've watched snuff and seen tons of gore back in my /b/ days but this shit grosses me out
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Quote from: Khadafi on March 31, 2016, 07:49:12 AM
I've watched snuff and seen tons of gore back in my /b/ days but this shit grosses me out
why are you still in this thread
if you don't want ingrown hairs you just exfoliate after shaving
@strongbad
Quote from: ا,,,ر,ة on March 31, 2016, 05:17:37 PM
if you don't want ingrown hairs you just exfoliate after shaving
@strongbad
i would actually listen to this particular beauty tip from clucky
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIzZTZNdH1A[/youtube]
i'm eating my breakfast fuk u
You're the one who clicked on the thread fucknuts
i click on every fucking thread i'm the boss around here baddood;
bruce springsteen is the only boss i take orders from
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/b9/b99c848ebbc4a8ef7726cb3d38b0628d94113efe9b519d015d10579a2452cb5a.jpg)
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on April 06, 2016, 08:07:20 AM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIzZTZNdH1A[/youtube]
rofl I came here to post this
POPSI I FOUND IT AGAIN
[spoiler][youtube]WqF8MB2QgTY[/youtube][/spoiler]
Quote from: David on April 06, 2016, 03:38:08 PM
POPSI I FOUND IT AGAIN
[spoiler][youtube]WqF8MB2QgTY[/youtube][/spoiler]
i had no idea the youtube tag could work like that. incredible.
dat squirt tho sillydood;
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on April 06, 2016, 03:50:54 PM
Quote from: David on April 06, 2016, 03:38:08 PM
POPSI I FOUND IT AGAIN
[spoiler][youtube]WqF8MB2QgTY[/youtube][/spoiler]
i had no idea the youtube tag could work like that. incredible.
dat squirt tho sillydood;
you can nest anything in spoiler tags -_-
[spoiler]except spoiler tags[/spoiler]
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 06, 2016, 03:51:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on April 06, 2016, 03:50:54 PM
Quote from: David on April 06, 2016, 03:38:08 PM
POPSI I FOUND IT AGAIN
[spoiler][youtube]WqF8MB2QgTY[/youtube][/spoiler]
i had no idea the youtube tag could work like that. incredible.
dat squirt tho sillydood;
you can nest anything in spoiler tags -_-
[spoiler]except spoiler tags[/spoiler]
he meant using the 11 character video id instead of the url
Quote from: David on April 06, 2016, 03:58:36 PM
Quote from: squirrelfriend on April 06, 2016, 03:51:44 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on April 06, 2016, 03:50:54 PM
Quote from: David on April 06, 2016, 03:38:08 PM
POPSI I FOUND IT AGAIN
[spoiler][youtube]WqF8MB2QgTY[/youtube][/spoiler]
i had no idea the youtube tag could work like that. incredible.
dat squirt tho sillydood;
you can nest anything in spoiler tags -_-
[spoiler]except spoiler tags[/spoiler]
he meant using the 11 character video id instead of the url
still smh -_-
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on April 06, 2016, 08:07:20 AM
[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIzZTZNdH1A[/youtube][/spoiler]
oh man that 2nd one was satisfying
so I think I just like blackhead videos, I cannot fucking handle the cyst ones
and the one at 4:18 holy fuck
Quote from: ʜɨɍɵ҈҈ on April 06, 2016, 11:46:26 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on April 06, 2016, 08:07:20 AM
[spoiler][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIzZTZNdH1A[/youtube][/spoiler]
oh man that 2nd one was satisfying
so I think I just like blackhead videos, I cannot fucking handle the cyst ones
it took me a while to warm up to the cyst ones tbh. it's a slippery slope
anyway, i don't think i've posted this video to the thread yet:
[spoiler=pretty much no blood, but it's still a cyst][youtube]ICfIoe24B44[/youtube][/spoiler]
Y'ALL WANNA SEE A SQUIRTER THO?
[spoiler=p bloody o well][youtube]9-QmbotqCeI[/youtube][/spoiler]
ugh fuck fuck that first video was just no ack sfnkajdlgndjklf WHY
the 2nd video I could handle and it was okay but not really satisfying
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on April 07, 2016, 12:11:04 AM
Y'ALL WANNA SEE A SQUIRTER THO?
[spoiler=p bloody o well][youtube]9-QmbotqCeI[/youtube][/spoiler]
i need to go to orange county to have her do me like this
ive seen a dude cut his own dick off and i'd rather rewatch that ten times before i watched a damn thing in this thread akudood;
Quote from: C.Mongler on April 07, 2016, 01:35:53 PM
ive seen a dude cut his own dick off and i'd rather rewatch that ten times before i watched a damn thing in this thread akudood;
PUSSY
i haven't even watched this yet, i just saw the thumbnail, but it looks beautiful
[youtube]fR8dOzyY0QM[/youtube]
[youtube]bShkXFnTbLg[/youtube]
poor lil pup
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on April 07, 2016, 08:45:31 PM
i haven't even watched this yet, i just saw the thumbnail, but it looks beautiful
thst first one is great. second one is a bit disappointing since it keeps breaking up on her
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/DL1mu9O.jpg)[/spoiler]
Quote from: Tectron on April 08, 2016, 08:53:46 PM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/DL1mu9O.jpg)[/spoiler]
aaron pls refer to the video in which your pork absess got btfo
Quote from: Tectron on April 08, 2016, 08:53:46 PM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/DL1mu9O.jpg)[/spoiler]
awwww fuck yeah where the tortilla chips at
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on April 09, 2016, 12:34:31 AM
Quote from: Tectron on April 08, 2016, 08:53:46 PM
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/DL1mu9O.jpg)[/spoiler]
awwww fuck yeah where the tortilla chips at
what amount of money would it take for you to do this
depends on how actually detrimental to my health that would be
I just want you guys to know I am looking down on you so hard.
Quote from: Classic on April 09, 2016, 06:11:13 PM
I just want you guys to know I am looking down on you so hard.
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Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on April 09, 2016, 09:34:32 PM
Quote from: Classic on April 09, 2016, 06:11:13 PM
I just want you guys to know I am looking down on you so hard.
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why is this not an emote yet
Quote from: ʜɨɍɵ҈҈ on April 10, 2016, 08:09:18 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on April 09, 2016, 09:34:32 PM
Quote from: Classic on April 09, 2016, 06:11:13 PM
I just want you guys to know I am looking down on you so hard.
(https://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-frogout.gif)
why is this not an emote yet
why aren't U banned yet ?
i side with tyler on this one. boyah 2.0 should have trigger warning popups
[youtube]1n_-U_o-FAc[/youtube]
not so much a pop but damn that must have been satisfying to remove
holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggg
https://www.instagram.com/p/6LLc9uAi-n/
OMG am i the only one who thought it said "pooping life"
Quote from: antmaster5000 on April 23, 2016, 07:12:11 AM
OMG am i the only one who thought it said "pooping life"
that's a paddlin
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE9TIFNPwfA/
RUB IT
fuck all of yu
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKus5MjHc5k[/youtube]
HOLY FUCK
[youtube]X434Fti8s7Y[/youtube]
buzzfeed does popsi's waifu
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh41QEx1768A4Cb0Wq
why is this thread back
Quote from: Khadafi on June 02, 2016, 08:34:58 AM
why is this thread back
the popping life will never die
Quote from: Travis on June 02, 2016, 12:57:18 AM
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh41QEx1768A4Cb0Wq
nice
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ0pd6iI-jk[/youtube]
The pea soup crush in this video (about a minute in):
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OSCe5c3rJY[/youtube]
lol
Who wants ramen?
https://gfycat.com/BeneficialBitterAmericancrow
Quote from: Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...!Pop"icl...! on October 03, 2016, 04:43:42 PM
Who wants ramen?
https://gfycat.com/BeneficialBitterAmericancrow
is that like proof of morgellon's
http://i.imgur.com/Ol6bbDQ.mp4
i never understood this obsession with pus
is this like the antisocial equivalent of a stress ball
It's a release of the nasty woman. lol
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFet32enj2I[/youtube]
6 minutes in it starts getting good
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Quote from: Pop"icl...! on August 04, 2017, 10:46:38 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFet32enj2I[/youtube]
are we sure this poor girl's ears aren't just producing ear wax from these black heads jfc RUB IT
that just kept escalating good fucking looooooooooooord
i like shit like that, i just can't handle big puss-filled ones with a bunch of blood and shit
even that one had me a little queasy though
THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST GRAPHIC OF ANYTHING I'VE POSTED HERE. You've been warned.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=262VgO7_BuQ[/youtube]
God, I just watched this thing in wide-eyed horror the whole time. Good shit.
YOU'LL COWARDS WON'T EVEN WATCH THIS SHIT
dr sandra lee will never be my gf awdood; saddood;
Quote from: wawi on September 30, 2017, 10:49:15 AM
dr sandra lee will never be my gf awdood; saddood;
SHE HAS A HUSBAND
This one is all blackheads and such:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo-Z78N_sAs[/youtube]
The one at around 1:00 actually made me say "oh baby" out loud
DR PIMPLE POPPER HAS A SHOW ON TLC NOW
WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING
The Learning ChannelTM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 04, 2018, 10:36:42 PM
The Learning ChannelTM
i'm learning what a fucking disgusting dump person i am that's for sure
Quote from: interpolhezbollahyakuza on September 11, 2016, 09:07:42 PM
The pea soup crush in this video (about a minute in):
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OSCe5c3rJY[/youtube]
now this i can handle
all the satisfaction of the pop, none of the nauseating bodily fluids