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Title: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Selkie on April 24, 2007, 06:19:26 PM
WOO

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Characters:

Silverhawk - taco;

GCD -  fro;

Pele -  v;

Classictyler -  flower;

Reverse Psychology - navi;

Necro Gaara -  voomts;

Bushybrow - nigga;

Wretchninja - stealth;

Mariofreak - motherbrain;

Eminem -  motherbrain;

Kaz -  girl;

Thief - awesomelon;

The Original V - terror;

Hillbilly - sherlock;

Corporal Atlas - catholic;

Fox - g;

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INTRO EPISODE!!!

so  v; and  j; had hard sex.  edumacate; Was sad because he was a nerd and didn't get any.  fro; got a lot because hes black, and has a fro.  caterpie; is a fucking bug, so he got shit. Then  wub; some shy hot girl went up to  edumacate; made him  pseudo; She then took of ALL her clothes in front og  roman; he decided to stop fuciking killing the poor persians, and just looked at  wub; amazingly sexy body  voomts; Then  jsr; came in and fucked up the party, apparent'y it wasn't game related enough. So  v; was like gentleman; and  jsr; took it and ran. So the party continued.  psyduck; Came in, but he's oblivious and no one likes him, so he's fucking gone. He was all like argh; and  v; was like  gonk; PSYCH  powerofone; Then  devil; came, shot the fucking head off of  v; for being a dick, and  j; was like, thank god, that guy is faster than a speeding bullet. And  nigro; had her all to himself. Until  hur; came along, shot  nigro; took  j; and they did it in his van. Until  flower; came, and surprised everyone, shot   hur; ,  roman; ,  caterpie; ,  pseudo; , and  j; and then suicide;

The end.
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 24, 2007, 06:21:36 PM
i lol'd so hard
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Selkie on April 24, 2007, 06:22:00 PM
Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 24, 2007, 06:21:36 PM
i lol'd so hard


Well I'm glad  flower;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Wrench on April 24, 2007, 06:22:53 PM
I lol'd. That is amazing. You should make more.  sweat;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 24, 2007, 06:23:49 PM
Not bad, not bad.
MOAR.
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 24, 2007, 06:26:37 PM
the bad thing is he'll run out of smilies.

emo;


Well, you could try different diversions of it.

Try this combo.

jerkbag; j;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Selkie on April 24, 2007, 06:27:46 PM
KK Episode TWO!!!

china; Was a mobster. He had to shoot  powerofone; because he was dirty.  flower; was a hippie, also dirty(duh), so  flower; and  powerofone; teamed up on  china; . Now,  china; got fucked up by the Mongols, so  powerofone; and  flower; could certainly take him down. Anyway, the went to  gentleman; 's house. They fought.  powerofone; shot  china; , then it turns out  flower; is an undercover cop. so  flower; is about to shoot  powerofone; , but  gentleman; shoots  flower; because he just plain doesn't like the popo I guess. Then  powerofone; shot  gentleman; because he  wub; the popo. And he also likes money, so he stayed in  gentleman; 's house until the neighbor,  sweat; smelled the dead bodies.  sweat; ran over, fucking shot  powerofone; , then suicide; because he just shot someone

The End.
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Feynman on April 24, 2007, 06:29:07 PM
Very nice. thumbup;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Selkie on April 24, 2007, 06:30:27 PM
If you guys like, I could make this like a daily episode thing.

Each episode, a different storyline magician;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 24, 2007, 06:31:04 PM
can the next one be an orgy
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Selkie on April 24, 2007, 06:31:39 PM
Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 24, 2007, 06:31:04 PM
can the next one be an orgy


Possibly  v;

You will have to wait until tomorrow to find out, because I'm damn tired right now.
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 24, 2007, 06:35:58 PM
oadshfouashfd

k
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: V on April 24, 2007, 06:41:49 PM
Nice. I was thinking of doing somehting like this too... flower;

You should give every member(active at least) a special emote, and tell a story.
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Selkie on April 25, 2007, 02:46:10 PM
EPISODE TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edumacate; had no penis. But he loved  flower; and wanted to do her. So he went to  magician; , the magical wizard, to see if  magician; could get him a penis.  magician; tried his best, but he ended up giving  edumacate; an fake dildo for a penis. That could get flower; to reach sexual climax, but  edumacate; himself wouldn't feel anything. So  edumacate; shot  magician; in a mighty, epic twist of plot. He then suicide; , because he had no penis. So then  gentleman; created a machine, that resurrected  magician; and  magician; resurrected  edumacate; with his magic and  edumacate; became   pseudo; because he realized he has so much to live for.

Nah, jk about that last part when  edumacate; was resurrected he just fucking suicide; again , I mean, come on, the guy has no penis.

FIN.
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 25, 2007, 02:47:28 PM
You should assign members various emoticons.
I CALL taco;.
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Selkie on April 25, 2007, 02:48:24 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on April 25, 2007, 02:47:28 PM
You should assign members various emoticons.
I CALL taco;.


FINE argh;

And I will use you guys in future episodes.
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Pele on April 25, 2007, 02:48:30 PM
(http://i13.tinypic.com/2hp51dl.jpg)

awesome;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: anus on April 25, 2007, 02:48:36 PM
Quote from: silverhawk79 on April 25, 2007, 02:47:28 PM
You should assign members various emoticons.
I CALL taco;.

I CALL fro;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Pele on April 25, 2007, 02:50:04 PM
I call " v;"!
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: ClassicTyler on April 25, 2007, 02:50:22 PM
I shall be known as  flower;  .
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Reverse Psychology on April 25, 2007, 03:03:47 PM
Take a wild guess.







navi;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 03:29:09 PM
I'm already " voomts;" of course.
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Bushy on April 25, 2007, 03:30:26 PM
I'm black.

Need I say more?
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 03:31:21 PM
Quote from: Bushybrow on April 25, 2007, 03:30:26 PM
I'm black.

Need I say more?
....

Well, you gotta pick between nigro; and nigga;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: LCK on April 25, 2007, 03:31:53 PM
I'm boycotting this thread until Steal is " taco; ".

IT'S ONLY RIGHT.
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Wrench on April 25, 2007, 03:34:50 PM
I shall be  stealth;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 03:39:39 PM
 motherbrain;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Feynman on April 25, 2007, 04:48:14 PM
 motherbrain;

Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 03:39:39 PM
motherbrain;


no :|
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Selkie on April 25, 2007, 04:48:52 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 04:48:14 PM
motherbrain;

Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 03:39:39 PM
motherbrain;


no :|


ok so which one of you is gonna be  motherbrain; ?
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Samus Aran on April 25, 2007, 04:52:35 PM
I get to be girl; .
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 04:54:41 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 25, 2007, 04:48:52 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 04:48:14 PM
motherbrain;

Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 03:39:39 PM
motherbrain;


no :|


ok so which one of you is gonna be  motherbrain; ?
mbrain;

See, I own this site.

Bassir on the other hand...
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 04:54:56 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 25, 2007, 04:52:35 PM
I get to be girl; .
Justicely, that should be ftr's.


You should beh y;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Feynman on April 25, 2007, 04:56:02 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 25, 2007, 04:48:52 PM
ok so which one of you is gonna be  motherbrain; ?


motherbrain;

See, I own this site.

Milad on the other hand...
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 04:57:49 PM
Quote from: Eminem on April 25, 2007, 04:56:02 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 25, 2007, 04:48:52 PM
ok so which one of you is gonna be  motherbrain; ?


motherbrain;

See, I own this site.

Milad on the other hand...
He got motherbrain right, so he should be it. y;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 05:01:01 PM
fuk u guyz
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Selkie on April 25, 2007, 05:03:20 PM
Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 05:01:01 PM
fuk u guyz


Oh come on, both you kiddies get to be motherbrain, it's only fair

if you are going to act like this, no dessert for you tonight  argh;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 05:05:06 PM
fuck you the most
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Necro on April 25, 2007, 05:06:13 PM
Quote from: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 05:05:06 PM
fuck you the most
wut abot me
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Samus Aran on April 25, 2007, 05:06:32 PM
Quote from: Necro Gaara on April 25, 2007, 04:54:56 PM
Quote from: Kaz on April 25, 2007, 04:52:35 PM
I get to be girl; .
Justicely, that should be ftr's.


You should beh y;


I will only accept being girl; ,  magician; , or speedycat; . Maybe myface; as well.
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Placebo Headwound on April 25, 2007, 05:07:54 PM
I call "awesomelon;"
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: mariofreak55 on April 25, 2007, 05:14:09 PM
Quote from: Thief888 on April 25, 2007, 05:07:54 PM
I call "awesomelon;"
fuck you too
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: V on April 25, 2007, 05:57:33 PM
I am, of course, terror;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Hillbilly11 on April 25, 2007, 06:32:56 PM
I Call  sherlock; .
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Selkie on April 26, 2007, 03:57:07 PM
EPISODE 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jsr; wanted to be able to love. So he called the love doctor,  flower; . Then  y; grabbed  flower; and took him away, because he didn't want  jsr; to love, because if  jsr; loved, he would love  j; ,  y; 's girlfriend. So jsr; shot  y; and then he got a real heart, because he felt true emotion for the first time when he pulled that trigger.

Nah, just kidding,  jsr; didn't feel shit, he's a cold-blooded murderer. And to boot, hes a fucking robot.

FIN
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: Corporal Atlas on April 26, 2007, 04:29:28 PM
Whoa, this story is like a combination of those 1st grade books, Sex in the city(or whatever), and As The World Goes Round'.

And I call catholic;
Title: Re: READ MY EMOTICON STORY NAO!! (NEW EPISODE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Post by: fox127 on April 26, 2007, 04:38:21 PM
 I call g;...if its not too late