There's something cathartic about changing my own car's oil.
Something relaxing about having tarry, hot car-blood missing the oil pan entirely and having the bolt and washer slip through my fingers and sink to the bottom of those inky depths.
There's something meditative about lying down, head to heaven, reaching through smoking car guts to change the oil filter, in having half-a-pint of dirty dead oil hit my face and in deep finger cuts from half rusted assembly.
And then, when those ten minutes of relaxation are over, I can ruminate over how I saved four dollars and fifty cents by not taking it to the quick-speedy-jiffy-dang-ol-lube. And even after all of that, I get to wave it over everyone's head, this elitist air, the fact that I can locate an oil reservoir and untangle a bolt, and call everyone else Suckers.
how do you dispose of the oil
Quote from: hamfusk on October 21, 2015, 08:57:39 PM
how do you dispose of the oil
I just collect it and funnel it into an old five-quart bottle and bring it to a local recycling station when its full.
Quote from: hamfusk on October 21, 2015, 08:57:39 PM
how do you dispose of the oil
take it to the massage parlor for discount massage. get lubed up real well.
cars have oil? wowza
why are we in the Middle East then why not get oil from cars
How do u jack ur car up
Quote from: C.Mongler on October 22, 2015, 05:22:34 AM
why are we in the Middle East then why not get oil from cars
if you read the damn post, chucklenuts, you'll see that an american is in fact getting oil from the car
Quote from: hamfusk on October 22, 2015, 02:10:55 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on October 22, 2015, 05:22:34 AM
why are we in the Middle East then why not get oil from cars
if you read the damn post, chucklenuts, you'll see that an american is in fact getting oil from the car
Woah, u ended the war
Quote from: David on October 22, 2015, 08:03:40 AM
How do u jack ur car up
Just drive up on some planks.