sometimes, ill unironically daydream about me being a hick living in colorado, mississippi, wyoming or where ever white people truly breed a lot
and live on a farm with a really chill as hell father who's an enthusiast over the civil war and recreations of the war and etc..
and travel a lot in the woods to shoot a lot of animals
make umm deer jerky
and know how to fish, umm survive in woods
and had a beard
man instead im just a filipino from the city
all we get are articifial lighting, umm tall buildings, and a lot of concrete, and a lot of consumerism
dang
i want to live the hick life where do i start
also i would love to have my alias like
"john t. foreman"
dang cool
goto landwatch and buy an acre in texas for 1k
Quote from: Cunt Jackal on October 09, 2015, 11:13:04 PM
goto landwatch and buy an acre in texas for 1k
i don't like hot places
texas is too hot
i want a place chill
like umm
hmmm
what about idahi
also crossing out colorado ehh
hmmm
hmmm
sometimes I daydream of sucking off white boys in snapbacks and basketball shorts
Quote from: the MIB the on October 10, 2015, 12:01:05 AM
Quote from: Cunt Jackal on October 09, 2015, 11:13:04 PM
goto landwatch and buy an acre in texas for 1k
i don't like hot places
texas is too hot
i want a place chill
like umm
hmmm
what about idahi
also crossing out colorado ehh
hmmm
hmmm
idk if you ' re joking rn or not
just move where i used to live in northern minnesota. nobody there does anything but fish, hunt (especially deer), and complain about obama and the gays
you'd be like...one of six filipino people living there
by the way, when i used to live out in the country, like not even in my old small town but actually completely in the middle of nowhere, we'd make jerky out of everything. and deer jerky is good, but try turkey jerky man.
we also ate a ton of venison in general and even ate the hearts, which are delicious, but i never liked the venison liver
Quote from: Cunt Jackal on October 10, 2015, 12:10:24 AM
Quote from: the MIB the on October 10, 2015, 12:01:05 AM
Quote from: Cunt Jackal on October 09, 2015, 11:13:04 PM
goto landwatch and buy an acre in texas for 1k
i don't like hot places
texas is too hot
i want a place chill
like umm
hmmm
what about idahi
also crossing out colorado ehh
hmmm
hmmm
idk if you ' re joking rn or not
im not
also oops mean
chill place*
idaho*
sometimes i literally post everything im thinking, involving "hmmms"
i have a tendency to post like im thinking or would talk like irl
i mean i don't hmmm much in person, but i do in my head for some reason lol idk
Quote from: Sakura Kinomoto on October 10, 2015, 12:30:21 AM
just move where i used to live in northern minnesota. nobody there does anything but fish, hunt (especially deer), and complain about obama and the gays
you'd be like...one of six filipino people living there
by the way, when i used to live out in the country, like not even in my old small town but actually completely in the middle of nowhere, we'd make jerky out of everything. and deer jerky is good, but try turkey jerky man.
we also ate a ton of venison in general and even ate the hearts, which are delicious, but i never liked the venison liver
omg jerky out of...everything??? man...im jealous. why would you ever move away from that scene? seems so cool. i've always been surrounded by suburban and half the time, yuppies, a lot of liberal scenes, so i never really get this insight of living in the country and etc.. actually, i never got the gist of american stereotypes until i was in high school, i mean pfft i was surrounded by a lot of filipinos as well, who only knew filipino pop and us pop culture. lol i remember making a thread asking what a trailer park is like lmao
ive also never tried venison before
tfw white privilege goes even FURTHER
Quote from: اÙ,,Ù,رÙ,Ø© on October 10, 2015, 12:06:09 AM
sometimes I daydream of sucking off white boys in snapbacks and basketball shorts
ew
i daydream about sucking off hairy white middle aged hicks well into their mid 30s-50s while hunting some deer naked, and they have marvelous beards
and have hairy legs
go join shopdogsam on the east coast of arkansas
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d45AxDhawI4[/youtube]
Go to Rapid City. You could be the town rent boy
say you are transracial
get acquainted with the music of the people
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV9aQnFK5Cs[/youtube]
This is the weirdest "the grass is always greener" ever lol
hey
so i want to dedicate a day to living like how it is in the country but without the country
what do i do to achieve this
i have a cowboy hat my father used to wear in the past
i can wear that for the countryboy simulation day
get some boots, a big belt buckle, bolo tie and carry a steel rake wherever u go.
Quote from: the MIB the on October 12, 2015, 08:58:36 PM
hey
so i want to dedicate a day to living like how it is in the country but without the country
what do i do to achieve this
i have a cowboy hat my father used to wear in the past
i can wear that for the countryboy simulation day
basically you move to Cheyenne and pretend you're in the middle of nowhere
Quote from: Cunt Jackal on October 12, 2015, 11:53:22 PM
get some boots, a big belt buckle, bolo tie and carry a steel rake wherever u go.
i may dress up like this for halloween if i ditch techweargothninja
what should my shirt be
im also going to wear wrangler jeans
Quote from: David on October 13, 2015, 09:59:08 AM
Quote from: the MIB the on October 12, 2015, 08:58:36 PM
hey
so i want to dedicate a day to living like how it is in the country but without the country
what do i do to achieve this
i have a cowboy hat my father used to wear in the past
i can wear that for the countryboy simulation day
basically you move to Cheyenne and pretend you're in the middle of nowhere
cmon u guys dont know any southern dishes i can cook up
country aesthetic is 2002
why wont you pick middle class suburb redditor white guy
whole foods is your ideal and you feel ashamed to shop at trader joes but experience dissonance because you like how white it is
and you can eat hummus all day
Quote from: the MIB the on October 13, 2015, 12:03:32 PM
Quote from: Cunt Jackal on October 12, 2015, 11:53:22 PM
get some boots, a big belt buckle, bolo tie and carry a steel rake wherever u go.
i may dress up like this for halloween if i ditch techweargothninja
what should my shirt be
im also going to wear wrangler jeans
Quote from: David on October 13, 2015, 09:59:08 AM
Quote from: the MIB the on October 12, 2015, 08:58:36 PM
hey
so i want to dedicate a day to living like how it is in the country but without the country
what do i do to achieve this
i have a cowboy hat my father used to wear in the past
i can wear that for the countryboy simulation day
basically you move to Cheyenne and pretend you're in the middle of nowhere
cmon u guys dont know any southern dishes i can cook up
the south blows. the west is where it's at my friend
Quote from: the MIB the on October 13, 2015, 12:03:32 PM
Quote from: Cunt Jackal on October 12, 2015, 11:53:22 PM
get some boots, a big belt buckle, bolo tie and carry a steel rake wherever u go.
i may dress up like this for halloween if i ditch techweargothninja
what should my shirt be
im also going to wear wrangler jeans
Quote from: David on October 13, 2015, 09:59:08 AM
Quote from: the MIB the on October 12, 2015, 08:58:36 PM
hey
so i want to dedicate a day to living like how it is in the country but without the country
what do i do to achieve this
i have a cowboy hat my father used to wear in the past
i can wear that for the countryboy simulation day
basically you move to Cheyenne and pretend you're in the middle of nowhere
cmon u guys dont know any southern dishes i can cook up
corey should be answering these questions
Quote from: infinite luxury on October 12, 2015, 10:48:18 AM
get acquainted with the music of the people
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV9aQnFK5Cs[/youtube]
lol awesome haha
Quote from: اÙ,,Ù,رÙ,Ø© on October 13, 2015, 12:45:48 PM
country aesthetic is 2002
why wont you pick middle class suburb redditor white guy
whole foods is your ideal and you feel ashamed to shop at trader joes but experience dissonance because you like how white it is
and you can eat hummus all day
bc its lame as hell
>typical attire is from jcrew, uniqlo, ralph lauren, and obscure big cartel and etsy shops
>herschel backpack
>literally kale anything and everything foreign (esp. from japan) made that's also organic
>consumerism out the ass
>liberal as hell
>you whole life is dedicated to riding the cottails of others bc ur status sux no matter what u major in
>pay to do activities
>be a hick
>don't give no shiets on fashion but 10% chance of being hickcore or dylanncore
>kill everything for food
>make your own jerky
>probably make the most dumbest comments on politics but w/e
>know outdoors
i mean all hicks probably arne't like that just waste their time complaining about politics and p. traditional as hell
besides, most of our middle class peers ([spoiler]millennials[/spoiler]) are too ironic for me to deal w/ tbh and man idk if downtown ny is like this but mann downtown chicago is full of those shitters. ugh makes me cringe whenever i see som1 rocking a top knot, beard.
mfa is a no go ew
but ill give that hummus tastes p good
i want to eat some organic kale chips one day
>board full of white bois from a mix of bourgeois and rural settings
>no further posts
y are u guys barring me away from the white privileged life
Quote from: David on October 13, 2015, 12:51:50 PM
Quote from: the MIB the on October 13, 2015, 12:03:32 PM
Quote from: Cunt Jackal on October 12, 2015, 11:53:22 PM
get some boots, a big belt buckle, bolo tie and carry a steel rake wherever u go.
i may dress up like this for halloween if i ditch techweargothninja
what should my shirt be
im also going to wear wrangler jeans
Quote from: David on October 13, 2015, 09:59:08 AM
Quote from: the MIB the on October 12, 2015, 08:58:36 PM
hey
so i want to dedicate a day to living like how it is in the country but without the country
what do i do to achieve this
i have a cowboy hat my father used to wear in the past
i can wear that for the countryboy simulation day
basically you move to Cheyenne and pretend you're in the middle of nowhere
cmon u guys dont know any southern dishes i can cook up
the south blows. the west is where it's at my friend
fuc koff corn queen
Quote from: the MIB the on October 13, 2015, 12:03:32 PM
Quote from: Cunt Jackal on October 12, 2015, 11:53:22 PM
get some boots, a big belt buckle, bolo tie and carry a steel rake wherever u go.
i may dress up like this for halloween if i ditch techweargothninja
what should my shirt be
im also going to wear wrangler jeans
Quote from: David on October 13, 2015, 09:59:08 AM
Quote from: the MIB the on October 12, 2015, 08:58:36 PM
hey
so i want to dedicate a day to living like how it is in the country but without the country
what do i do to achieve this
i have a cowboy hat my father used to wear in the past
i can wear that for the countryboy simulation day
basically you move to Cheyenne and pretend you're in the middle of nowhere
cmon u guys dont know any southern dishes i can cook up
start eating grits easiest southern food to make then move to biscuits and gravy.
Corn is the backbone of the United States
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on November 02, 2015, 06:33:19 PM
Quote from: David on October 13, 2015, 12:51:50 PM
Quote from: the MIB the on October 13, 2015, 12:03:32 PM
Quote from: Cunt Jackal on October 12, 2015, 11:53:22 PM
get some boots, a big belt buckle, bolo tie and carry a steel rake wherever u go.
i may dress up like this for halloween if i ditch techweargothninja
what should my shirt be
im also going to wear wrangler jeans
Quote from: David on October 13, 2015, 09:59:08 AM
Quote from: the MIB the on October 12, 2015, 08:58:36 PM
hey
so i want to dedicate a day to living like how it is in the country but without the country
what do i do to achieve this
i have a cowboy hat my father used to wear in the past
i can wear that for the countryboy simulation day
basically you move to Cheyenne and pretend you're in the middle of nowhere
cmon u guys dont know any southern dishes i can cook up
the south blows. the west is where it's at my friend
fuc koff corn queen
Quote from: the MIB the on October 13, 2015, 12:03:32 PM
Quote from: Cunt Jackal on October 12, 2015, 11:53:22 PM
get some boots, a big belt buckle, bolo tie and carry a steel rake wherever u go.
i may dress up like this for halloween if i ditch techweargothninja
what should my shirt be
im also going to wear wrangler jeans
Quote from: David on October 13, 2015, 09:59:08 AM
Quote from: the MIB the on October 12, 2015, 08:58:36 PM
hey
so i want to dedicate a day to living like how it is in the country but without the country
what do i do to achieve this
i have a cowboy hat my father used to wear in the past
i can wear that for the countryboy simulation day
basically you move to Cheyenne and pretend you're in the middle of nowhere
cmon u guys dont know any southern dishes i can cook up
start eating grits easiest southern food to make then move to biscuits and gravy.
wtf is grits
also lmaooo corn queen lmao
grits=ground+boiled corn. proving once again that Corn is King
Quote from: David on November 02, 2015, 06:54:09 PM
grits=ground+boiled corn. proving once again that Corn is King
is that like a white version of elote or smth
Quote from: the MIB the on November 02, 2015, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: David on November 02, 2015, 06:54:09 PM
grits=ground+boiled corn. proving once again that Corn is King
is that like a white version of elote or smth
first rule of being white: Learn to using the Damn google machine
Quote from: hamfusk on November 02, 2015, 07:02:02 PM
Quote from: the MIB the on November 02, 2015, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: David on November 02, 2015, 06:54:09 PM
grits=ground+boiled corn. proving once again that Corn is King
is that like a white version of elote or smth
first rule of being white: Learn to using the Damn google machine
i want the boyah answer u smartasss
Quote from: hamfusk on November 02, 2015, 07:02:02 PM
Quote from: the MIB the on November 02, 2015, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: David on November 02, 2015, 06:54:09 PM
grits=ground+boiled corn. proving once again that Corn is King
is that like a white version of elote or smth
first rule of being white: Learn to using the Damn google machine
Quote from: the MIB the on November 02, 2015, 07:27:15 PM
Quote from: hamfusk on November 02, 2015, 07:02:02 PM
Quote from: the MIB the on November 02, 2015, 06:56:33 PM
Quote from: David on November 02, 2015, 06:54:09 PM
grits=ground+boiled corn. proving once again that Corn is King
is that like a white version of elote or smth
first rule of being white: Learn to using the Damn google machine
i want the boyah answer u smartasss
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=grits
polenta
why do white people in california call semi trucks big rigs like five-year-old boys playing with their hot wheels
Everything is a toy to the tech sector
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on November 04, 2015, 12:22:02 PM
Everything is a toy to the tech sector
ceo of tech startup takes break from new toy lamborghini to try lego toys
damn now yall got me cravin elotes