kill flys with rubber bands if you don't have a fly swatter
killed 13 today (i think they've started breeding in the house what the fuck happened here while i was gone???)
they usually stay in place even when you're like 6 inches away from them- from my experience, but they fly when you get closer and they are rly good @ evading
but rubber bands are too quick for them
Don't snort mustard
turn off sigs
this one just came into my head- but prob. every1 knows:
don't drink juice after brushing your teeth (esp. if you didn't even rinse at the end)
the taste is vomitrocious
unless u like that taste...
hit it and quit it
If you're feeling sick, eat a goddamn orange.
Quote from: Infel on July 27, 2014, 05:39:28 PM
If you're feeling sick, eat a goddamn orange.
i better inject OJ into my veins cos im sick of living
on any given day smoke an entire pack of cigarettes
flash ruins photos
if you meet someone you like, don't talk too much.
TFW I never talk and so no one talks to me
Punch em in the throat cause they ll never see that shit coming -siddad
don't drink water past ummm 9pm by the latest
or maybe it's just me but i wake up a lot by just wanting to take a piss and can never go back to sleep
Quote from: TLL7-MIB-7LLT on August 15, 2014, 11:19:12 AM
don't drink water past ummm 9pm by the latest
or maybe it's just me but i wake up a lot by just wanting to take a piss and can never go back to sleep
i've noticed not eating salty foods within 4 hours of going to bed helps
salt causes your body to retain water and if you consume it before bed you'll get thirsty and drink a lot and then in the middle of the night all of your day's water will come flooding out
Pour motor oil into your washing fluid to keep your windscreen wipers nice and lubricated.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on August 15, 2014, 02:03:03 PM
Quote from: TLL7-MIB-7LLT on August 15, 2014, 11:19:12 AM
don't drink water past ummm 9pm by the latest
or maybe it's just me but i wake up a lot by just wanting to take a piss and can never go back to sleep
i've noticed not eating salty foods within 4 hours of going to bed helps
salt causes your body to retain water and if you consume it before bed you'll get thirsty and drink a lot and then in the middle of the night all of your day's water will come flooding out
i will keep that in mind today thanks for sharing
literally everyone on OkCupid is crazy. even you
dont do it
Quote from: C.Mongler on August 16, 2014, 11:40:28 AM
literally everyone on OkCupid is crazy. even you
dont do it
Go slow when you reverse because it's easier to maneuver
Don't let go of the arrow until you are sure it will hit your target.
Put ten dollars a week into a ceramic jar.
At the end of the year, open up the jar and you will have money to spend on booze and blackjack.
use currency for things you need. not for what you want. devoid pleasure from your life at every possible oppurtunity
looking for protein to fill the void of your newfound vegetarian lifestyle? suck dicks at every opportunity.
Quote from: David on August 15, 2014, 02:26:35 PM
Pour motor oil into your washing fluid to keep your windscreen wipers nice and lubricated.
this is a joke right
i'm not actually sure because it sounds like something someone might actually believe
Quote from: Platinum the Trinity on August 16, 2014, 07:00:30 PM
Quote from: David on August 15, 2014, 02:26:35 PM
Pour motor oil into your washing fluid to keep your windscreen wipers nice and lubricated.
this is a joke right
i'm not actually sure because it sounds like something someone might actually believe
lol i was thinking the same thing too
Quote from: Platinum the Trinity on August 16, 2014, 07:00:30 PM
Quote from: David on August 15, 2014, 02:26:35 PM
Pour motor oil into your washing fluid to keep your windscreen wipers nice and lubricated.
this is a joke right
i'm not actually sure because it sounds like something someone might actually believe
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myface;
is that Gillian Jacobs
listen to Lone