ooh
like sometimes i will see people and it;s like lol they'll have frosting on them...or some sort of topping, or ingredient. like raw.
raw like ur mum's ass
#damn
lol jk
but yea im like lol wtf am i in
get ur whole ass in whole foods
running out of shit to sell
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salt, pepper, cinnamon, oregano, etc..
but yea one day
i was in my room and i see a guy on a roof across my place. he looked very fit. he had powdered sugar all over him
i yellowed out to him, "oy...OY. man you got something on ur everything...umm you need help..? b/c i am mad good at making ppl wet like damn lol. DAMN"
i was laughing like fk...
i was the only guy laughing...
i shed a tear to RIP the potential of a laughter
he is silent
and so i try to make up for th@ ridiculous comment
"okay okay im jk like i am a really trill af guy and i would never ever do d@. umm you need to use my shower? i got some head & shoulders 4u; 2 in 1 & it make u fresh as hell like u were born from some 1st class garbaggio"
he replies, "hahaha...making me wet...you know...i am pretty wet."
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I am now suspicious of him.
He jumped off the roof
and i think he broke both of his legs or smth
and i ran down the stairs, got my shoes and i went out
it turns out it was someone's laundry; white towel
but in the end i was like
"man that was a cool guy"
i picked it up and it said
"fresh out of the kitchen"
DAMN
DAMN
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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#damn
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