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Poll
Question: Which hand do you use to wipe your shit?
Option 1: Left votes: 1
Option 2: Right votes: 4
Option 3: Either one votes: 0
Option 4: Both votes: 0
Title: Which hand?
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 29, 2014, 08:07:37 PM
I use my right hand to wipe.  O_0
Title: Re: Which hand?
Post by: Nyerp on April 29, 2014, 08:12:11 PM
i will print out this shit thread and wipe my ass with it
Title: Re: Which hand?
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 29, 2014, 08:14:10 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on April 29, 2014, 08:12:11 PM
i will print out this shit thread and wipe my ass with it
but isn't toilet paper supposed to smell like lavender???
wouldn't it be too coarse?
Title: Re: Which hand?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on April 29, 2014, 08:16:40 PM
i use a bidet
Title: Re: Which hand?
Post by: Samus Aran on April 29, 2014, 08:31:00 PM
i use both hands of course
Title: Re: Which hand?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2014, 08:33:25 PM
Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 29, 2014, 08:14:10 PMbut isn't toilet paper supposed to smell like lavender???
felt you rich jewish bastard shut up
Title: Re: Which hand?
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on April 29, 2014, 09:42:09 PM
actually

i wipe my ass on ur moms face


#owned #ethered #damn
Title: Re: Which hand?
Post by: YPrrrr on April 29, 2014, 10:13:49 PM
I wouldn't trust my left hand I'd probably miss and just knuckledrag through the region
Title: Re: Which hand?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2014, 10:39:02 PM
how would your knuckles even get in it

i hold my hand like i'm saluting my ass

there's no way for my fingers to touch anything unless i rotate my hand 180 degrees or the paper tears
Title: Re: Which hand?
Post by: YPrrrr on April 29, 2014, 10:46:47 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 29, 2014, 10:39:02 PM
how would your knuckles even get in it

i hold my hand like i'm saluting my ass

there's no way for my fingers to touch anything unless i rotate my hand 180 degrees or the paper tears
that was what is known in literary circles as hyperbole