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Title: DPs tales from med school
Post by: Commander Fuckass on April 22, 2014, 09:18:32 PM
Yesterday we were learning how to do prostate exams on standardized (fake) patients. Obviously, one of the biggest things about that exam is talking to the patient and not just poking away--"Okay, if you could, bend over, I'm going to spread your bottom now. Okay, bear down, you'll feel some pressure" and so on. We did this in groups of four people to a room, with one standardized patient. I didn't think anything about it, because it's something we'll all have to do at some point. Others, were mortified. One of my classmates in particular just went for it. Patient is bent over on the table, classmate has a glove on and has his finger greased up, and just went to plunge his finger into the abyss without saying anything. The patient reacted exactly how you would expect him to--"WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! You've got to give a heads up before you do that" while my classmate stands there, finger out, mortified. Awkward silence followed, until one of the other people in the room finally said "Well, Myles looks like you got caught with your hand in the cookie jar." One guy had to leave because he was laughing so hard.
Title: Re: DPs tales from med school
Post by: ME## on April 22, 2014, 09:27:16 PM
we did this once at band camp
Title: Re: DPs tales from med school
Post by: YPrrrr on April 22, 2014, 10:38:44 PM
Man we never get to take anyone's pants off in planning classes
Title: Re: DPs tales from med school
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 23, 2014, 03:12:37 AM
the man taking the finger up the ass was dp

the finger was albert einstein's
Title: Re: DPs tales from med school
Post by: Daddy on April 23, 2014, 07:22:15 AM
and the ass was a liberal feminist professor of socialist racial studies


and the voice was god


then an eagle flew into the room
Title: Re: DPs tales from med school
Post by: ME## on April 23, 2014, 11:19:24 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on April 23, 2014, 07:22:15 AM
and the ass was a liberal feminist professor of socialist racial studies


and the voice was god


then an eagle flew into the room
wow way to leave trans* people out.  exclusionist fucktard
Title: Re: DPs tales from med school
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 23, 2014, 12:44:14 PM
dp tales from clown school
Title: Re: DPs tales from med school
Post by: Daddy on April 23, 2014, 01:08:23 PM
one time in med school i got drunk and had sex with the boss.


Title: Re: DPs tales from med school
Post by: Daddy on April 23, 2014, 01:09:45 PM
dp should emulate gray's anatomy
Title: Re: DPs tales from med school
Post by: silvertone on April 23, 2014, 03:07:25 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 23, 2014, 12:44:14 PM
dp tales from clown school