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Title: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 02:47:44 PM
waiters and waitresses
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on March 29, 2014, 02:51:16 PM
computer programmers
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 02:52:16 PM
lol

really though here's what a waiter does: takes your food from the chefs to your table

you know who else could do that

me
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: don't let's on March 29, 2014, 04:22:39 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 02:52:16 PM
lol

really though here's what a waiter does: takes your food from the chefs to your table

you know who else could do that

me

But then couldn't that create traffic jams by the kitchen area? And you'd have to refill your drinks yourself and stuff like that adding to more foot traffic.

Though I guess that is how fast food works.
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: silvertone on March 29, 2014, 04:23:47 PM
Fire cooks cos i can just cook my own chef in fire.
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 04:29:29 PM
Quote from: … on March 29, 2014, 04:22:39 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 02:52:16 PM
lol

really though here's what a waiter does: takes your food from the chefs to your table

you know who else could do that

me

But then couldn't that create traffic jams by the kitchen area? And you'd have to refill your drinks yourself and stuff like that adding to more foot traffic.

Though I guess that is how fast food works.
there's a reason fast food restaurants are fast
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: silvertone on March 29, 2014, 04:30:05 PM
is because u shit it out  as soon as it goes down your throat
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: don't let's on March 29, 2014, 04:40:11 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 04:29:29 PM
Quote from: … on March 29, 2014, 04:22:39 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 02:52:16 PM
lol

really though here's what a waiter does: takes your food from the chefs to your table

you know who else could do that

me

But then couldn't that create traffic jams by the kitchen area? And you'd have to refill your drinks yourself and stuff like that adding to more foot traffic.

Though I guess that is how fast food works.
there's a reason fast food restaurants are fast
Yeah because they're basically not cooking actual meals

The cooking time and types of food being prepared has something to do with it
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 04:51:28 PM
Quote from: … on March 29, 2014, 04:40:11 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 04:29:29 PM
Quote from: … on March 29, 2014, 04:22:39 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 02:52:16 PM
lol

really though here's what a waiter does: takes your food from the chefs to your table

you know who else could do that

me

But then couldn't that create traffic jams by the kitchen area? And you'd have to refill your drinks yourself and stuff like that adding to more foot traffic.

Though I guess that is how fast food works.
there's a reason fast food restaurants are fast
Yeah because they're basically not cooking actual meals

The cooking time and types of food being prepared has something to do with it
have you never had times where you see your food sitting near the chefs and ready to be served but your waiter is taking a colossal shit or something so you have to wait 5 minutes to get it

also if you eat any sort of sit down chain restaurant the food is typically prepackaged in some way and just heated up for you

a lot of smaller restaurants (especially around here) have the owners or cooks hand the food over to you and that's a much better way of doing it all
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: don't let's on March 29, 2014, 04:53:01 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 04:51:28 PM
have you never had times where you see your food sitting near the chefs and ready to be served but your waiter is taking a colossal shit or something so you have to wait 5 minutes to get it

also if you eat any sort of sit down chain restaurant the food is typically prepackaged in some way and just heated up for you
I'm sure that happens too


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 04:51:28 PM
a lot of smaller restaurants (especially around here) have the owners or cooks hand the food over to you and that's a much better way of doing it all
And there ya go, smaller restaurants. They can probably get away with that sort thing more often than bigger ones depending on how much business they get at any given time.
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: The artist formally known on March 29, 2014, 04:58:27 PM
95% of news reporters
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 05:05:53 PM
Quote from: … on March 29, 2014, 04:53:01 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 04:51:28 PM
have you never had times where you see your food sitting near the chefs and ready to be served but your waiter is taking a colossal shit or something so you have to wait 5 minutes to get it

also if you eat any sort of sit down chain restaurant the food is typically prepackaged in some way and just heated up for you
I'm sure that happens too


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 04:51:28 PM
a lot of smaller restaurants (especially around here) have the owners or cooks hand the food over to you and that's a much better way of doing it all
And there ya go, smaller restaurants. They can probably get away with that sort thing more often than bigger ones depending on how much business they get at any given time.
if a restaurant is big then they should just have a counter that lets you grab your food whenever it's ready

there's a small chain restaurant around here that does that and it works just fine. if you don't want people stealing each other's food, give the customer one of those big plastic plates with number on it to verify that it's theirs

you could have 2-3 people taking orders quickly and it'd be much faster and more efficient than 5-6 waiters

or if you want to be smart, computer interfaces for ordering. but unfortunately the companies who make those always intentionally make them shitty so that it mandates a human presence and thus a worthless job.
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: don't let's on March 29, 2014, 05:23:30 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 05:05:53 PM
if a restaurant is big then they should just have a counter that lets you grab your food whenever it's ready

there's a small chain restaurant around here that does that and it works just fine. if you don't want people stealing each other's food, give the customer one of those big plastic plates with number on it to verify that it's theirs

you could have 2-3 people taking orders quickly and it'd be much faster and more efficient than 5-6 waiters
But would that work in the bigger places? And I'm not saying it won't because I have no idea about it. Though I think your party size might a difference there too if you have a large enough group. And a lot of those places use those heavy plates that are sometimes very hot. So it might also be at least partly for safety concerns too.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 29, 2014, 05:05:53 PM
or if you want to be smart, computer interfaces for ordering. but unfortunately the companies who make those always intentionally make them shitty so that it mandates a human presence and thus a worthless job.
Aren't there some places that let you order from tablets or maybe an app on your phone or something like that? I thought I remember hearing about something like that before, though it might have been about something else.


And this talk did remind me of those cafeteria  places where you walk through the line picking out what you want. But the foods already prepared in that case.
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on March 29, 2014, 05:24:45 PM
garbage men
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: Commander Fuckass on March 29, 2014, 06:36:10 PM
Delivery drivers
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: strongbad on March 29, 2014, 07:44:54 PM
Quote from: Sif on March 29, 2014, 06:36:10 PM
Delivery drivers

Fuck u dude
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: ME## on March 29, 2014, 07:45:57 PM
police
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: strongbad on March 29, 2014, 07:47:56 PM
Quote from: David on March 29, 2014, 07:45:57 PM
police

Yah we need more robo police
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on March 29, 2014, 08:37:15 PM
Quote from: David on March 29, 2014, 07:45:57 PM
police
firefighters
paramedics
doctors
judges
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 29, 2014, 08:42:19 PM
basically anything that can be easily replaced by automation
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on March 29, 2014, 08:43:11 PM
Quote from: Tectron on March 29, 2014, 08:42:19 PM
basically anything that can be easily replaced by automation
neoliberal
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: silvertone on March 29, 2014, 09:51:07 PM
Quote from: Will Gregory on March 29, 2014, 08:43:11 PM
Quote from: Tectron on March 29, 2014, 08:42:19 PM
basically anything that can be easily replaced by automation
neoliberal
or socialist??
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: snoorkel on March 30, 2014, 11:12:31 AM
Quote from: udderfailure on March 29, 2014, 07:44:54 PM
Quote from: Sif on March 29, 2014, 06:36:10 PM
Delivery drivers

Fuck u dude


What's your average tip for a $20+ delivery? I want to know if I'm being fair to my delivery drivers

Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: Daddy on March 30, 2014, 11:31:20 AM
Gas station attendants.

[email protected]
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 30, 2014, 11:38:14 AM
Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filling_station#United_States_and_Canada_2The town of Huntington, New York bans gasoline self-service to save jobs.


lol
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: snoorkel on March 30, 2014, 01:57:05 PM
Quote from: Tectron on March 30, 2014, 11:38:14 AM
Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filling_station#United_States_and_Canada_2The town of Huntington, New York bans gasoline self-service to save jobs.


lol


what the fucking fuck
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: ME## on March 30, 2014, 02:02:16 PM
Quote from: Tectron on March 30, 2014, 11:38:14 AM
Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filling_station#United_States_and_Canada_2The town of Huntington, New York bans gasoline self-service to save jobs.


lol
well it's better than it being a statewide policy like in oregone and new jersey
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 30, 2014, 02:25:29 PM
the rationale behind that decision is even crazier

QuoteThe ban came into effect in the early 1970s during a recession.


because an increase in inefficient spending is the perfect remedy for recession rofl
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: don't let's on March 30, 2014, 02:45:47 PM
And jobs still died anyway
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: Daddy on March 30, 2014, 05:38:40 PM
Quote from: … on March 30, 2014, 02:45:47 PM
And jobs still died anyway
RIP Apple.
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: strongbad on March 31, 2014, 11:17:14 AM
Quote from: infinite luxury on March 30, 2014, 11:12:31 AM
Quote from: udderfailure on March 29, 2014, 07:44:54 PM
Quote from: Sif on March 29, 2014, 06:36:10 PM
Delivery drivers

Fuck u dude


What's your average tip for a $20+ delivery? I want to know if I'm being fair to my delivery drivers



I'd say I average like a $2 tip per every $10
But it is nice when customers take distance into effect. I don't mind when somebody hella close gives me a super small to no tip but when I have to trek to the edge of our delivery limits and get a shitty tip it sucks since those delivery's retract from my total amount of deliveries which means less tips overall
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 31, 2014, 03:19:38 PM
game developers
artists
musicians
managers
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: ME## on March 31, 2014, 03:25:16 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on March 31, 2014, 03:19:38 PM
game developers
artists
musicians
managers
movie/tv producers and directors
wrtiers
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: Samus Aran on March 31, 2014, 03:45:03 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2014, 11:31:20 AM
Gas station attendants.

[email protected]


agreed on this one, i find it weird that anyone still does this
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 31, 2014, 03:48:20 PM
Quote from: Nonon Jakuzure on March 31, 2014, 03:45:03 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on March 30, 2014, 11:31:20 AM
Gas station attendants.

[email protected]


agreed on this one, i find it weird that anyone still does this
mandated by govs to "keep jobs"

people are afraid of socialism
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 31, 2014, 07:08:30 PM
idk that would be a shit job but it would be a nice extravagance
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: Geno on March 31, 2014, 07:28:49 PM
In Washington, you aren't required to have a gas station attendent so I always end up pumping my gas. Whenever I go over the border into Oregon I always feel weird about having some homeless looking guy walk up to my window to pump my gas for me.
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: Daddy on March 31, 2014, 08:10:24 PM
I can't think of any legitimate reason a gas station attendant is needed.

If there is a physical disability preventing someone from pumping gas then I'm pretty sure that same disability would keep them from safely operating a car so it's not like "well what about handicapped ppl".

just so people can have jobs

because nj is corrupt
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: silvertone on March 31, 2014, 10:07:48 PM
Gas is cheaper in NJ than PA.         
Title: Re: jobs that are utterly pointless and society would be better without
Post by: piano moths on March 31, 2014, 10:28:31 PM
ive nveer had to purchase gas in a state where they make there be an attendant didnt know that was a thing tbh