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Title: marketers
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 28, 2014, 08:43:03 AM
don't you hate when they're obvious

for example, nobody's going to write garbage like this on urbandictionary:
QuoteA 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by Chrysler, in 2001 as a "platform all its own". Using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the P.T. (Personal Transport) Cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.
Though not as futuristic as the Vibe or the Matrix, the P.T. Cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.


"fun to drive"? "retro-tastic"?

what
Title: Re: marketers
Post by: Commander Fuckass on March 28, 2014, 08:52:25 AM
Hey man they have to try everything in the book to try and sell the ugliest car known to man
Title: Re: marketers
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 28, 2014, 08:56:46 AM
srsly though pt cruisers are just the worst traits of minivans and station wagons combined
Title: Re: marketers
Post by: silvertone on March 28, 2014, 12:26:30 PM
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on March 28, 2014, 08:43:03 AM
don't you hate when they're obvious

for example, nobody's going to write garbage like this on urbandictionary:
QuoteA 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by Chrysler, in 2001 as a "platform all its own". Using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the P.T. (Personal Transport) Cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.
Though not as futuristic as the Vibe or the Matrix, the P.T. Cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.


"fun to drive"? "retro-tastic"?

what


The Power of the Keywords
Title: Re: marketers
Post by: snoorkel on March 28, 2014, 01:17:00 PM
I've been getting up to 15 or 16 calls per day from telemarketers, fake collection agencies, fake verizon, fake walls fargo etc lately. Have to change my number  doodthing;
Title: Re: marketers
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on March 28, 2014, 03:57:39 PM
[youtube]2YBtspm8j8M[/youtube]
This
Title: Re: marketers
Post by: don't let's on March 28, 2014, 06:25:03 PM
the three marketeers
Title: Re: marketers
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 28, 2014, 06:39:46 PM

retro-tastic
Combining the words "retro" and "fantastic" to describe something that looks cool and is reminiscent of stylings from decades ago.
That PT Cruiser is retro-tastic!