i eat asparagus a lot because i like how it makes my pee smell
when nobody's around i sometimes spit on things just to hear how it sounds (i haven't done this in a while)
i almost got my willy sucked in a stairwell 3 years ago but i was too scared to accept
sucked by whom
ew that's the reason i don't eat asparagus
when going to to the gym i neglect all conventional parts of the body to exercise and focus on my ass
not my thighs or calves but my ass only
women never understand
i don't have any interesting confessions :'(
nice thread