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Title: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: strongbad on March 10, 2014, 05:59:18 PM

i am in the process of memorizing the entire menu of a sandwich place so i can get a job as a delivery driver lol

it's weird making note cards that have condiments on them instead of school shit but i like it
i guess that's how i know my career is moving in the right direction happydood;

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 10, 2014, 06:05:28 PM

pee in a condom for a friend so that he could pass a drug test

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: strongbad on March 10, 2014, 06:06:27 PM

Quote from: Pancake Persona on March 10, 2014, 06:05:28 PM
pee in a condom for a friend so that he could pass a drug test

did it work?
i am always curious how these scenarios pan out

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: ME## on March 10, 2014, 06:11:21 PM

can i ask for a condiment that isn't on one of your flashcards

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 10, 2014, 06:33:27 PM

Quote from: udderfailure on March 10, 2014, 06:06:27 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on March 10, 2014, 06:05:28 PM
pee in a condom for a friend so that he could pass a drug test

did it work?
i am always curious how these scenarios pan out

yes

he is now making $50000/year

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: strongbad on March 10, 2014, 06:54:25 PM

Quote from: David on March 10, 2014, 06:11:21 PM
can i ask for a condiment that isn't on one of your flashcards

uhhh
no

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: ME## on March 10, 2014, 07:08:37 PM

Quote from: udderfailure on March 10, 2014, 06:54:25 PM
Quote from: David on March 10, 2014, 06:11:21 PM
can i ask for a condiment that isn't on one of your flashcards

uhhh
no

looks like you just lost your first customer bub

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: strongbad on March 10, 2014, 07:44:45 PM

I wouldn't deliver to you anyway
Only deliver to like a 3 mile radius of the restaurant lol

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on March 10, 2014, 07:45:29 PM

do you work at jimmy john's

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: piano moths on March 11, 2014, 12:39:24 AM

i got this job where i have copies of ppls house keys and go into their house and play w their dogs while theyre not home and itfeels like a strange task

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: strongbad on March 11, 2014, 09:29:11 AM

Quote from: eeeeeee on March 11, 2014, 12:39:24 AM
i got this job where i have copies of ppls house keys and go into their house and play w their dogs while theyre not home and itfeels like a strange task

that is awesome

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: ME## on March 11, 2014, 09:32:41 AM

Quote from: eeeeeee on March 11, 2014, 12:39:24 AM
i got this job where i have copies of ppls house keys and go into their house and play w their dogs while theyre not home and itfeels like a strange task

is there a similar version of this but w/ cats

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: Commander Fuckass on March 11, 2014, 09:55:13 AM

Had 2 suck dicks behind Sears

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: strongbad on March 11, 2014, 11:33:31 AM

Quote from: David on March 11, 2014, 09:32:41 AM
Quote from: eeeeeee on March 11, 2014, 12:39:24 AM
i got this job where i have copies of ppls house keys and go into their house and play w their dogs while theyre not home and itfeels like a strange task
is there a similar version of this but w/ cats

Omg

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: ?????? on March 11, 2014, 12:05:56 PM

Quote from: udderfailure on March 10, 2014, 06:06:27 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on March 10, 2014, 06:05:28 PM
pee in a condom for a friend so that he could pass a drug test

did it work?
i am always curious how these scenarios pan out

mine worked for the first time and failed the second time and got suspended
now here i am today w8in 4 rehab (i literally have to go to rehab before going to work wtf)

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: piano moths on March 11, 2014, 12:27:32 PM

i actually have some cat clients but i just havent been to their houses yet (started this job yesterday)

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: ME## on March 11, 2014, 12:33:19 PM

Quote from: eeeeeee on March 11, 2014, 12:27:32 PM
i actually have some cat clients but i just havent been to their houses yet (started this job yesterday)

nice i should look into this

most ppl have poorly trained dogs but hanging out with some rad cats during the day would be cool

Title: Re: strange tasks you've had to do
Post by: Hiro on March 17, 2014, 04:05:26 AM

Quote from: piano moths on March 11, 2014, 12:39:24 AM
i got this job where i have copies of ppls house keys and go into their house and play w their dogs while theyre not home and itfeels like a strange task

what the hell this sounds like the best thing ever:
trespassing
dogs
money
all put together. what a world we live in

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