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Title: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 07, 2014, 05:26:05 PM
so a lot of men hit on me but today was the first time it happened to me at the gym

it was weird

i thought gyms were supposed to be a safe space. i feel violated. now i know a woman's pain :(

#whyineedfeminism

[spoiler]really though everyone seems to think i'm gay and i don't know why

do any of you get approached by men/women a lot[/spoiler]
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 07, 2014, 05:29:54 PM
it's probably the lisp
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 07, 2014, 05:30:27 PM
how do i get rid of it
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: Classic on March 07, 2014, 05:31:47 PM
A dick in the mouth usually solves it.
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: ME## on March 07, 2014, 05:39:39 PM
i found it weird that the bager at the japanese store in san francisco decided to talk to me about face wash i bought idk lol


[spoiler]maybe it wasn't an encounter of the queer kind lol [/spoiler]
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: ?????? on March 07, 2014, 05:42:17 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on March 07, 2014, 05:30:27 PM
how do i get rid of it
ahahaha

also gym bathrooms horrify me
i don't want to take off my shirt there because my body's girly and its so different from the muscled and beefy bodies

i just want to be invisible :'(

Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: Daddy on March 07, 2014, 07:46:29 PM
once i was in a restaurant and i saw a gay man eating food

i was so appalled fucker thinks he has rights he should learn about god
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: Mando Pandango on March 07, 2014, 08:36:23 PM
i catch people checkin me out but i never got hit on

what's wrong with me :'(
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: the_lost_millenial on March 07, 2014, 08:52:59 PM
one time i caught a guy staring at my ass tattoo so I was like hey buddy my eyes are up here

[spoiler]and then we went to the men's bathroom and I gave him the old slippery willy[/spoiler]
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: Hippopo on March 07, 2014, 09:53:33 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on March 07, 2014, 08:36:23 PM
i catch people checkin me out but i never got hit on

what's wrong with me :'(
Sometimes people are just too hot to hit on.
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: silvertone on March 07, 2014, 11:31:24 PM
I am glad I never met an actual gay person.
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on March 08, 2014, 06:57:59 PM
i once ended up at a gay cruising spot at the macy's across the street from the pentagon
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: Hiro on March 17, 2014, 04:03:15 AM
Quote from: Will Gregory on March 08, 2014, 06:57:59 PM
i once ended up at a gay cruising spot at the macy's across the street from the pentagon
now that's how you start a story
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: piano moths on March 17, 2014, 10:52:44 PM
women never approach me but men often approach me and i hate it.
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 17, 2014, 10:54:59 PM
Quote from: piano moths on March 17, 2014, 10:52:44 PM
women never approach me but men often approach me and i hate it.
yeah me too
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: Daddy on March 18, 2014, 06:47:48 AM
Quote from: piano moths on March 17, 2014, 10:52:44 PM
women never approach me but men often approach me and i hate it.
check your privilege shitlord

maybe some people want to always be uncosted by unwanted individuals, watch where they're going to avoid sexual assault, and all that other fun stuff

but noooooooo. men don't get that opportunity  akudood;
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: piano moths on March 18, 2014, 11:00:52 AM
Quote from: Khadafi on March 18, 2014, 06:47:48 AM
Quote from: piano moths on March 17, 2014, 10:52:44 PM
women never approach me but men often approach me and i hate it.
check your privilege shitlord

maybe some people want to always be uncosted by unwanted individuals, watch where they're going to avoid sexual assault, and all that other fun stuff

but noooooooo. men don't get that opportunity  akudood;


checking my queer female privilege rn
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: ME## on March 18, 2014, 04:30:28 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on March 18, 2014, 06:47:48 AM
Quote from: piano moths on March 17, 2014, 10:52:44 PM
women never approach me but men often approach me and i hate it.
check your privilege shitlord

maybe some people want to always be uncosted by unwanted individuals, watch where they're going to avoid sexual assault, and all that other fun stuff

but noooooooo. men don't get that opportunity  akudood;
go back to tumblr
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: Geno on March 23, 2014, 12:17:35 AM
I have a lot of gay men come buy pretzels from me.

one of them gave me a starbucks gift card but i dont know if he was hitting on me or being nice. probably the first one
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: Hippopo on March 23, 2014, 04:32:35 PM
Quote from: Geno on March 23, 2014, 12:17:35 AM
I have a lot of gay men come buy pretzels from me.

one of them gave me a starbucks gift card but i dont know if he was hitting on me or being nice. probably the first one
How do you know they are gay??  You know, not all men who buy pretzels are gay.  This stereotype is offensive to me.
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: silvertone on March 23, 2014, 04:35:53 PM
Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: ME## on March 23, 2014, 04:53:38 PM
Quote from: cybermancer on March 23, 2014, 04:35:53 PM
Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.
this
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on March 23, 2014, 05:15:24 PM
Quote from: cybermancer on March 23, 2014, 04:35:53 PM
Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.
counterexample: I eat pretzels
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: silvertone on March 23, 2014, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: Will Gregory on March 23, 2014, 05:15:24 PM
Quote from: cybermancer on March 23, 2014, 04:35:53 PM
Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.
counterexample: I eat pretzels
You aren't an example, you aren't even data. At best you're an outlier, and I really am being generous with that.

Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on March 23, 2014, 05:19:54 PM
Quote from: cybermancer on March 23, 2014, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: Will Gregory on March 23, 2014, 05:15:24 PM
Quote from: cybermancer on March 23, 2014, 04:35:53 PM
Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.
counterexample: I eat pretzels
You aren't an example, you aren't even data. At best you're an outlier, and I really am being generous with that.


how are you an authority on gay men and pretzels
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: silvertone on March 23, 2014, 05:21:40 PM
Quote from: Will Gregory on March 23, 2014, 05:19:54 PM
Quote from: cybermancer on March 23, 2014, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: Will Gregory on March 23, 2014, 05:15:24 PM
Quote from: cybermancer on March 23, 2014, 04:35:53 PM
Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.
counterexample: I eat pretzels
You aren't an example, you aren't even data. At best you're an outlier, and I really am being generous with that.


how are you an authority on gay men and pretzels
I have a liberal arts degree and I minored in pretzel-crafting statistics.
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on March 23, 2014, 05:22:42 PM
Quote from: cybermancer on March 23, 2014, 05:21:40 PM
Quote from: Will Gregory on March 23, 2014, 05:19:54 PM
Quote from: cybermancer on March 23, 2014, 05:18:22 PM
Quote from: Will Gregory on March 23, 2014, 05:15:24 PM
Quote from: cybermancer on March 23, 2014, 04:35:53 PM
Gay men like buying pretzels and putting their dicks in the holes. They don't even eat the pretzel. They just throw it away.
counterexample: I eat pretzels
You aren't an example, you aren't even data. At best you're an outlier, and I really am being generous with that.


how are you an authority on gay men and pretzels
I have a liberal arts degree and I minored in pretzel-crafting statistics.
sounds legit
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: silvertone on March 23, 2014, 05:27:03 PM
:nods:
Title: Re: close encounters with the queer kind
Post by: Himu on March 27, 2014, 03:11:43 AM
i dated a woman last year for a while but then i was like nahhh i'm not really feeling it.