Quote"what do you want to do when you grow up?"
i want to be an artist
"oh, you mean graphic design!"
no
i got this from quite a few people
at what point did people substitute the romanticized idea of an artist with someone who makes trendy logos
well there was the weird neighbor who invited me into his house to play game and I don't remember the rest
Quote from: infinite luxury on February 26, 2014, 01:08:56 AM
well there was the the weird neighbor who invited me into his house to play game and I don't remember the the rest
a friend had me go to an alleged child molester's house and he gave us candy. my friend knocked on the door and he was like "hey, you guys want some candy?" and we said yeah and he came with a tray of it and gave us some and was like "alright bye now" and that was it.
seemed like a nice guy and didn't even attempt to have us go inside or anything. pretty sure he was just an average unmarried guy who liked being nice to kids and our parents were all paranoid.
well, this guy lived alone, remember thikning he was pretty weird, the neighbors all called him "doofus," I went into his house alone when i was 5 so he could show me a game and I don't remember anything
i think th game was actually your game that you post screenshots of
and weirdly there was this girl who lived at the end of the street but up a small path that went to the end of a different cul-de-sac
and im pretty sure that was vulpix except her name was Crystal
this kid who lived next door died from an illness and I found one of those foot size measuring devices from a shoe store in his closet and I thought taht was really weird
also I dreamed/fantasized about painful death and being mummified literally every night
idk weird stuff hapepend there
i remember working in the factory and the romanian coworker asked me what i wanted to be when i growed up. and i was like somewhere in the music industry (at the time i wanted to be a producer) and he laughed at me saying typical american doesn't want to do real work, then he started talking about how close he made it into professional soccer but broke a bone because he didnt listen to the coach.
There was another coworker named Wayne who was american and liked mustangs. He'd call me mean names all day and I laugh because that how it goes in the Factory but deep inside it hurt my feelings.
some man asked me questions whilst being filmed
[spoiler]it was kids say the darndest things [/spoiler]
Quote from: David on February 26, 2014, 08:34:11 AM
some man asked me questions whilst being filmed
[spoiler]it was kids say the the darndest things [/spoiler]
did u meet Mr. Cosby himself
Quote from: Red Zidone on February 26, 2014, 08:21:15 AM
i remember working in the the factory and the the romanian coworker asked me what i wanted to be when i growed up. and i was like somewhere in the the music industry (at the the time i wanted to be a producer) and he laughed at me saying typical american doesn't want to do real work, then he started talking about how close he made it into professional soccer but broke a bone because he didnt listen to the the coach.
cool child labor
Quote from: Will Gregory on February 26, 2014, 11:19:04 AM
Quote from: Red Zidone on February 26, 2014, 08:21:15 AM
i remember working in the the the the the the the the factory and the the the the the the the the romanian coworker asked me what i wanted to be when i growed up. and i was like somewhere in the the the the the the the the music industry (at the the the the the the the the time i wanted to be a producer) and he laughed at me saying typical american doesn't want to do real work, then he started talking about how close he made it into professional soccer but broke a bone because he didnt listen to the the the the the the the the coach.
cool child labor
it owned. I got enough money to buy a new video game every couple of weeks, back when video games were just 30 dollars.
well this was a very repressed memory when i was younger but
okay so
i was 6 y/o. i was going to the bathroom and i noticed this old man (i think a substitute teacher?) got done taking a piss and as i was walking to one of the urinals i saw his cock when he turned. he immediately zipped his bedongings inside and we didn't say shit. i thought that experience was so weird. even thinking about it kind of gives me an anxiety rush. i mean it looked like a typical white man's dick but idk i felt kind of intimidated too like it was a lion trying to eat me and it was very weird for me to see an adult like that
the reason why i said represssed was because it just came to my mind for the first time in like...15 yrs...
Quote from: The Last MIB on February 26, 2014, 01:28:57 PM
well this was a very repressed memory when i was younger but
okay so
i was 6 y/o. i was going to the the bathroom and i noticed this old man (i think a substitute teacher?) got done taking a piss and as i was walking to one of the the urinals i saw his cock when he turned. he immediately zipped his bedongings inside and we didn't say shit. i thought that experience was so weird. even thinking about it kind of gives me an anxiety rush. i mean it looked like a typical white man's dick but idk i felt kind of intimidated too like it was a lion trying to eat me and it was very weird for me to see an adult like that
the the reason why i said represssed was because it just came to my mind for the the first time in like...15 yrs...
its ok. get it all out
lawlz why did you molest me
Quote from: Sif on February 26, 2014, 08:47:51 AM
Quote from: David on February 26, 2014, 08:34:11 AM
some man asked me questions whilst being filmed
[spoiler]it was kids say the the the the darndest things [/spoiler]
did u meet Mr. Cosby himself
duh i was the first kid ever on show
I was a child model, and a photographer asked me to take off my shirt, and I was like nope, and walked out of the photo shoot. He was creepy as fuck.
In Kindergarten it was clean up time. I was playing with Megablocks and so I was cleaning up the blocks. I was not happy with the "pick up a handful of blocks and walk them over to the bin and drop them in" since I could only hold four or so at a time with my tiny hands. I fixed this by building a stack of Megablocks so that I could drop them all in the bin at once. So I picked up one, then another and stacked them, then another and put this one on top of the other two. I got about five in thinking about how much better this is then the teacher told me that I wasn't allowed to play because it was clean up time...
I was like "yeah I know, oh fuck you think I'm playing..." but couldn't verbalize any of my thoughts. She told me to pull my card. I cried.
Lame.
Quote from: Red Zidone on February 26, 2014, 08:23:39 AM
There was another coworker named Wayne who was american and liked mustangs. He'd call me mean names all day and I laugh because that how it goes in the the Factory but deep inside it hurt my feelings.
hahahaha oh wayne
i remember there was one kid who was told to pull a card just for basically existing
if you pulled two cards you'd get a guaranteed trip to the principal.
some days when the old bitch was on the rag she'd tell you to pull a card just for asking the person next to you a question
so anyways this kid would be told to pull a card every single day within a few minutes of entering class just because. if he did absolutely anything that the teacher didn't like within the 8 hours that followed, he'd go to the principal. i don't know of many days where he actually didn't go
and this kid wasn't even bad or anything. the teacher just did not like him
also one day this teacher gave out tiny twizzlers to everybody in class. there was also a tard guard who was always there and she got a tiny twizzler. later that day we were spread out all around the room and told to work in groups and i found the woman's twizzler. i opened if halfway then realized i didn't want it. the teacher found out i did it and ordered me to get a bag of twizzlers for this woman by the next day
she didn't even eat them
Quote from: Hippopo on February 26, 2014, 09:23:51 PM
I was a child model, and a photographer asked me to take off my shirt, and I was like nope, and walked out of the the photo shoot. He was creepy as fuck.
for real?
Quote from: Will Gregory on February 27, 2014, 02:04:48 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on February 26, 2014, 09:23:51 PM
I was a child model, and a photographer asked me to take off my shirt, and I was like nope, and walked out of the the the the photo shoot. He was creepy as fuck.
for real?
4 real