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Title: Actually False Facts about Presidents; Volume 1
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 12, 2014, 05:25:18 PM
George Washington didnt actually have wooden teeth. That is fucking bullshit.
Title: Re: Actually False Facts about Presidents; Volume 1
Post by: silvertone on February 12, 2014, 05:26:09 PM
he wasnt even a truther. he believves that muslims did 911
Title: Re: Actually False Facts about Presidents; Volume 1
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on February 12, 2014, 05:26:34 PM
Nixon really did watergate. *Rolls eyes*
Title: Re: Actually False Facts about Presidents; Volume 1
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on February 12, 2014, 05:35:05 PM
Quote from: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on February 12, 2014, 05:26:34 PM
Nixon really did watergate. *Rolls eyes*

It is commonly believed that all of the presidents after Nixon have been different people. This is actually false.
After the opening of the Celestial Watergate, Richard Nixon became a dreaded shapeshifter from Dimension #9. All of the presidents since Nixon's "resignation" have in fact been various incarnations of the shapeshifter