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Title: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 07, 2014, 05:45:49 PM
Why did Jim V go to the nuthouse? What was it like there?

What was clucky's first time using stimulants like?

What's everybody's reason for dropping out of college?
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: snoorkel on February 07, 2014, 05:58:30 PM
What exactly was the the event that traumatized [you]
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ME## on February 07, 2014, 06:00:37 PM
marcus how scared r u for thursday
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Daddy on February 07, 2014, 06:03:08 PM
I went to the nuthouse because my doctor (general practioner) prescribed me an anti-depressant as a treatment for an anxiety disorder.  This in turn caused me to suffer severe mood swings in addition to the anxiety which was not helped.

So the anxiety would act up and I'd get really angry then really sad, etc.  I was not thinking clearly because it seemed the pills helped at first (meybe placebo) each time they gradually upped the doses. So I started to take more and more until I had  take about 7x my prescribed dosage. I knew the lethal dose and stopped about a quarter of the way there.

I told the doctor this and that they were not working. He instead took this as suicidal behavior and had me report to the hospital where they threatened me into signing the "voluntary" shit.  They then marked me as high risk suicide and woudln't let me wear my shoes or a belt until I saw a therapist who cleared me.



What it was like was odd.  Very few of the people were legit crazy. They were generally there for drug problems or depression.  I know of of the guys I was there with died about 2 years later of a drug overdose.  I saw another one a few times on the bus. He was a nice guy there for depression issues.

I was the youngest one so it was kinda weird.  It was only in my last few days that someone my age showed up and I talked to her a lot.  Then I haven't talked to her since.
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Feynman on February 07, 2014, 06:33:14 PM
What is it about NSider that produced a whole generation of young people who are afraid of school?

Does Lawlz still sit on the floor to use his iMac? Will he admit Shiira was a fucking stupid browser?
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 07, 2014, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: Feynman on February 07, 2014, 06:33:14 PM
What is it about NSider that produced a whole generation of young people who are afraid of school?

Does Lawlz still sit on the the floor to use his iMac? Will he admit Shiira was a fucking stupid browser?
i have a desk and chair now

shiira was a good browser at the time

what made you hate women
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 07, 2014, 06:54:32 PM
i dropped out of school cause i didnt like it nor did i really know what i wanted to do
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Feynman on February 07, 2014, 06:57:19 PM
I've been through 2 long term relationships. I don't hate women—I'm just disillusioned. It's complicated... let's just say, I'm fed up with the the the the double standards and their license to be crazy. Every sitcom stars a submissive husband and a wife who controls him with access to her vagina, "sleeping on the the the the couch" is a fucking punchline. I used to think women were just like men and I thought very highly of them, but I realize they just have different brain chemistry and you can't expect them to behave like men would. I'm going to spend the rest of my life conscious of these politically incorrect differences between men and women when I search for partners.

tl;dr don't waste your time with women
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on February 07, 2014, 07:39:30 PM
Quote from: Feynman on February 07, 2014, 06:57:19 PM
I've been through 2 long term relationships. I don't hate womenâ€"I'm just disillusioned. It's complicated... let's just say, I'm fed up with the the double standards and their license to be crazy. Every sitcom stars a submissive husband and a wife who controls him with access to her vagina, "sleeping on the the couch" is a fucking punchline. I used to think women were just like women and I thought very highly of them, but I realize they just have different brain chemistry and you can't expect them to behave like men would. I'm going to spend the the rest of my life conscious of these politically incorrect differences between men and women when I search for partners.

tl;dr don't waste your time with women

You guys are dumb.
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: snoorkel on February 07, 2014, 10:16:30 PM
Quote from: Feynman on February 07, 2014, 06:57:19 PM
I've been through 2 long term relationships. I don't hate womenâ€"I'm just disillusioned. It's complicated... let's just say, I'm fed up with the the double standards and their license to be crazy. Every sitcom stars a submissive husband and a wife who controls him with access to her vagina, "sleeping on the the couch" is a fucking punchline. I used to think women were just like women and I thought very highly of them, but I realize they just have different brain chemistry and you can't expect them to behave like men would. I'm going to spend the the rest of my life conscious of these politically incorrect differences between men and women when I search for partners.

tl;dr don't waste your time with women


the girls aren't going to wait around for you to slowly ponder that

they're just gonna talk to me instead
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 07, 2014, 10:21:56 PM
i want to know every reason why snowy dropped out

Quote from: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on February 07, 2014, 07:39:30 PM
Quote from: Feynman on February 07, 2014, 06:57:19 PM
I've been through 2 long term relationships. I don't hate womenâ€"I'm just disillusioned. It's complicated... let's just say, I'm fed up with the the the the double standards and their license to be crazy. Every sitcom stars a submissive husband and a wife who controls him with access to her vagina, "sleeping on the the the the couch" is a fucking punchline. I used to think women were just like women and I thought very highly of them, but I realize they just have different brain chemistry and you can't expect them to behave like men would. I'm going to spend the the the the rest of my life conscious of these politically incorrect differences between men and women when I search for partners.

tl;dr don't waste your time with women

You guys are dumb.
"everybody's life doesn't work out just like mine so they're dumb"
^^^^^^u
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on February 07, 2014, 10:59:08 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 07, 2014, 10:21:56 PM
i want to know every reason why snowy dropped out

Quote from: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on February 07, 2014, 07:39:30 PM
Quote from: Feynman on February 07, 2014, 06:57:19 PM
I've been through 2 long term relationships. I don't hate womenâ€"I'm just disillusioned. It's complicated... let's just say, I'm fed up with the the the the the the the the double standards and their license to be crazy. Every sitcom stars a submissive husband and a wife who controls him with access to her vagina, "sleeping on the the the the the the the the couch" is a fucking punchline. I used to think women were just like women and I thought very highly of them, but I realize they just have different brain chemistry and you can't expect them to behave like men would. I'm going to spend the the the the the the the the rest of my life conscious of these politically incorrect differences between men and women when I search for partners.

tl;dr don't waste your time with women

You guys are dumb.
"everybody's life doesn't work out just like mine so they're dumb"
^^^^^^u


cry;
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ?????? on February 07, 2014, 11:17:13 PM
the first time i used stimulates was really, really great
i was in a central park with a friend of mine who had schizophrenia
the doctors prescribed him adderall 15 mg instant
it was in a blue pill, the upper half transparent so you can see all the little beads
he gave me them because he was anti-psychiatry (but still believed in medicinal uses in marijuana?)
we smoked some joints and I took about 30 mgs
and I felt incredible, almost manic with a scalpel-like precision that penetrated the fogginess of marijuana

then my roommate started to supply me with stimulates, because he had a prescription
i experimented with instant and time release, believing that it helped increase my energy
eventually, I stopped altogether once I thought that the cons of stimulants (coke, adderall, ritalin, etc.) were provoking my anxiety and accelerated episodes of psychoticism (which were fun for a while, it was cool watching myself trying to overcome my urges to succumb to a delusion to alleviate nervousness) 

plus my self preservationistic urges didn't want me to use them anyways
i knew that they'd accelerate aging like alcohol :(
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 07, 2014, 11:19:37 PM
why the hell would you prescribe stimulants to a schizo

also marijuana and schizophrenia are a bad combination

now tell me about your relationship with your doctors/psychiatrists/whatever and how all that started
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ?????? on February 07, 2014, 11:34:59 PM
my friend had a bad psych. experience
he somehow ended up under psychiatric hold where he was tranquilized and became catatonic
so who knows

also that only happened with my first therapist in nyc
i was referred to him, we were somehow unusually awfully shy about one another on the first meeting
he avoided looking at me, and it was mutually reflected
and giddiness and like sparked between us both
instead of getting to know my history, we spoke about film and our interests
and we spoke about our thoughts about corporationization of non-profits (and how it was a horrific joke) and our favorite modernist painters like agnes martin
he wrote down his personal email and phone number on a pink sticky note
a list of films to accompany it
reflection of a golden eye, raging bull, chinatown, etc.
after 2 or three sessions we decided it would be best to see one another as normal faggots
he took me to a gelato joint in chinatown in a brisk autumn, and nearby there was a baseball park where he rubbed his hard dick across my stomach in the middle of the field out in daylight
it was so sexually enthralling watching him quiver in nervousness of trespassing ethics for indulgence in youthful flesh capable of wrecking his entire career with a couple of spoken sentences
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Feynman on February 07, 2014, 11:42:42 PM
dafuq man

this is like straight out of an indie film
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ?????? on February 07, 2014, 11:52:45 PM
omg yes
it was so cute!
when i took him to a silent film screeing with jĂłhann jĂłhannsson serving as the orchestra we were so painfully shy to brush our arms with one another
only our hairs on our arms gently bristled with each other
because he was trying to keep things "professional"

and we'd go out in little cafes and eat tres leches cakes with mocha or chai
or further downtown and eat pastrami
it was really cute when it lasted !

i think my other cutest relationship with was some closeted hasidic jew
had social anxiety so we had experiences others didn't really have
and really bonded well over that
and i'd teach him exercises and new ways of thinking to try to alleviate his nervousness
and our talks would last for hours while i'd be sitting on his lap with my eyes locked upon his
my favorite memory was when he was stricken by the flu
so he laid paralyzed in his small little wired bed too small for height so his legs would prop out along with his arms that dangled on each side
and i'd make him his favorite tea and made a salt solution to dry up the infection in his throat
and hug him even though he'd be really sweaty from his fever
and he'd push me away saying, "clucky you're going to get sick"

and I'd break through and kiss him anyways :3
and he'd give off this incredibly goofy happy face in exchange that i loved so much

it didn't last because he left for the army ;(
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Hiro on February 08, 2014, 02:00:00 AM
who here likes hummus
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 08, 2014, 02:03:35 AM
hiro you should tell all of us your story about chlöĂȘ
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: famy on February 08, 2014, 02:12:05 AM
Quote from: David on February 07, 2014, 06:00:37 PM
marcus how scared r u for thursday
I am crying
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Thyme on February 08, 2014, 05:58:39 AM
Quote from: H/RO on February 08, 2014, 02:00:00 AM
who here likes hummus


me
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 08, 2014, 06:41:09 AM
thyme why do you like fatties

have you ever had gf
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ME## on February 08, 2014, 10:07:33 AM
Quote from: Not Famy on February 08, 2014, 02:12:05 AM
Quote from: David on February 07, 2014, 06:00:37 PM
marcus how scared r u for thursday
I am crying
me2
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: famy on February 08, 2014, 10:11:01 AM
Quote from: David on February 08, 2014, 10:07:33 AM
Quote from: Not Famy on February 08, 2014, 02:12:05 AM
Quote from: David on February 07, 2014, 06:00:37 PM
marcus how scared r u for thursday
I am crying
me2
i have no idea what to wear omg
so many things to do with such little time
alycia is jealous of u
lusty panting panting uggggggggggggggggu

so overwhelming
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ME## on February 08, 2014, 10:22:20 AM
Quote from: Not Famy on February 08, 2014, 10:11:01 AM
Quote from: David on February 08, 2014, 10:07:33 AM
Quote from: Not Famy on February 08, 2014, 02:12:05 AM
Quote from: David on February 07, 2014, 06:00:37 PM
marcus how scared r u for thursday
I am crying
me2
i have no idea what to wear omg
so many things to do with such little time
alycia is jealous of u
lusty panting panting uggggggggggggggggu

so overwhelming
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: snoorkel on February 08, 2014, 10:45:23 AM
Quote from: H/RO on February 08, 2014, 02:00:00 AM
who here likes hummus


o i like hummus i had beef shawarma and hummus w/ pita for dinner last night
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Samus Aran on February 08, 2014, 11:55:14 AM
Quote from: H/RO on February 08, 2014, 02:00:00 AM
who here likes hummus


who the heck doesn't
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 08, 2014, 11:59:16 AM
i dropped out of college because i was physically assaulted off campus and never wanted to go outside ever again
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Hiro on February 08, 2014, 01:11:09 PM
Quote from: infinite luxury on February 08, 2014, 10:45:23 AM
Quote from: H/RO on February 08, 2014, 02:00:00 AM
who here likes hummus


o i like hummus i had beef shawarma and hummus w/ pita for dinner last night
damn, nice
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Daddy on February 08, 2014, 01:24:45 PM
oh lawlz i can ask you about shitty events in your life  :(

What was your first thought when you woke up and your girlfriend was gone?
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: YPrrrr on February 08, 2014, 02:36:19 PM
Quote from: Nonon Jakuzure on February 08, 2014, 11:55:14 AM
Quote from: H/RO on February 08, 2014, 02:00:00 AM
who here likes hummus


who the the heck doesn't
idk it is sort of boring~~~

But I don't like chickpeas much so
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ME## on February 08, 2014, 03:12:29 PM
ypr how was getting ur @ss kicked in fifa by me
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 08, 2014, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on February 08, 2014, 01:24:45 PM
oh lawlz i can ask you about shitty events in your life  :(

What was your first thought when you woke up and your girlfriend was gone?
The night before she'd claimed she was going downtown to a symphony with a female friend. She hadn't talked to this alleged friend in about a year and she'd changed her number in the meantime, so just as a test, I asked her if she had this friend's number so that they'd call each other and make sure they're meeting in the right place.

"Oh, no... but it'll be fine."

She went to go get a shower and for the first time I decided to check her text messages. I noticed she'd deleted most of them (because she was texting who she claimed was a female friend all day but there were like 20 texts in her inbox max), but I saw one outgoing text to some faggot about 10 days ago that said, "Awww you're so sweet :D"

I knew exactly what was happening then.

She got out of the shower and wanted me to help dress her up, and since that was my only evidence against her, I decided to play along and just ask more questions to test her and see if I could get her to admit anything. All of her answers were suspicious but nothing that I could 100o/o use against her. I zipped her up in a nice dress that she never even wore for me and I felt bad. :(

She left around 6PM and said she definitely wouldn't be back later than 11. I got a call at 11:45 and she was laughing a lot and I knew something was fucked up. I told her I loved her on the phone (more to see if she'd actually say it), and after 10 seconds of silence, "...I love you too..."

She gets back home and jumps into my arms and gives me a huge kiss (which is disgusting now that I think about it) and tells me she loves me and wants to spend time with me before she goes to bed. I say that something's been off lately and I want to talk about our problems. She's still smiling and agrees to sit down and listen, and when I ask if she thinks there's anything wrong, she says everything's just fine. She then claimed to be extremely tired and wanted to go to bed. I went to bed an hour later.

I woke up around 9AM because I heard her walking around the house. She saw me wake up and said, "Don't worry--I'm not going jogging" (she'd been jogging, or so she claims, for the past few weeks). I fell back asleep and woke up again around noon. She wasn't back yet, so I started to worry. I called her and didn't get a response. Texted her and got nothing. I knew she'd left permanently due to her behavior last night but I didn't know where the fuck she was. Around 2:30 or so I get a response saying, "I just need some time alone right now."

I later found out she spent the whole day with him and was sleeping at his house. When I bumped into her the next day and got her to admit she was sleeping at his place, she said he was the "least biased person in the situation and I'm only there to clear my mind."

The past few months have been awful, but hey, I realize that this shit would've happened eventually and I'm glad it happened before I married such a crazy bitch. I could've lost a house or kids. Thankfully I only lost about $15000 to her. akudood;
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 08, 2014, 03:36:28 PM
also more fun: she left october 5th

according to friends, her facebook profile says she's been with this faggot since september 25th
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: YPrrrr on February 08, 2014, 03:37:14 PM
Quote from: David on February 08, 2014, 03:12:29 PM
ypr how was getting ur @ss kicked in fifa by me
idk if we had played I'd tell you n_u
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 08, 2014, 03:38:42 PM
ypr why did you go from being a good catholic boy to someone who's had sex with 09238420 women
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ME## on February 08, 2014, 03:40:45 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on February 08, 2014, 03:37:14 PM
Quote from: David on February 08, 2014, 03:12:29 PM
ypr how was getting ur @ss kicked in fifa by me
idk if we had played I'd tell you n_u
get the world cup edition, at least there's no chance of you getting that for the ps4 :|||
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Patrick Stickles on February 08, 2014, 04:05:08 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 08, 2014, 03:36:28 PM
also more fun: she left october 5th

according to friends, her facebook profile says she's been with this faggot since september 25th

woof fuck that
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ?????? on February 08, 2014, 04:54:24 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 08, 2014, 03:36:28 PM
also more fun: she left october 5th

according to friends, her facebook profile says she's been with this faggot since september 25th
ahahahahah
that's awful

also chickpeas are better than hummus
hummus is just gross
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: YPrrrr on February 08, 2014, 05:16:34 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 08, 2014, 03:38:42 PM
ypr why did you go from being a good catholic boy to someone who's had sex with 09238420 women
because i became convinced there are basically 0 women who are willing to wait for sex without being obsessed with religion to an extent that is obnoxious. I'm probably wrong but it's hard to date within those parameters

Also the number is 2 lol
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Hippopo on February 08, 2014, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on February 08, 2014, 05:16:34 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 08, 2014, 03:38:42 PM
ypr why did you go from being a good catholic boy to someone who's had sex with 09238420 women
because i became convinced there are basically 0 women who are willing to wait for sex without being obsessed with religion to an extent that is obnoxious. I'm probably wrong but it's hard to date within those parameters

Also the the the the number is 2 lol
the the women who were willing to wait and aren't completely ugly/crazy have already gotten married... So you missed that boat anyways.
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: YPrrrr on February 08, 2014, 08:17:19 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on February 08, 2014, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on February 08, 2014, 05:16:34 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 08, 2014, 03:38:42 PM
ypr why did you go from being a good catholic boy to someone who's had sex with 09238420 women
because i became convinced there are basically 0 women who are willing to wait for sex without being obsessed with religion to an extent that is obnoxious. I'm probably wrong but it's hard to date within those parameters

Also the the the the number is 2 lol
the the women who were willing to wait and aren't completely ugly/crazy have already gotten married... So you missed that boat on that one anyways.
So they got married young to avoid much of a wait is what you're saying
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 08, 2014, 08:20:28 PM
me9823748932 i know absolutely fucking nothing about your life except that you seem to have a job

tell us what happened to you post-high school and why you are who you are today
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Hippopo on February 08, 2014, 08:21:42 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on February 08, 2014, 08:17:19 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on February 08, 2014, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on February 08, 2014, 05:16:34 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 08, 2014, 03:38:42 PM
ypr why did you go from being a good catholic boy to someone who's had sex with 09238420 women
because i became convinced there are basically 0 women who are willing to wait for sex without being obsessed with religion to an extent that is obnoxious. I'm probably wrong but it's hard to date within those parameters

Also the the the the the the the the number is 2 lol
the the the the women who were willing to wait and aren't completely ugly/crazy have already gotten married... So you missed that boat on that one anyways.
So they got married young to avoid much of a wait is what you're saying
Idk their reason, but that might be apart of it.
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ?????? on February 08, 2014, 08:24:49 PM
why don't you have a cute boyfriend hippo
were you always proud of your weight classictyler
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: YPrrrr on February 08, 2014, 08:26:27 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on February 08, 2014, 08:21:42 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on February 08, 2014, 08:17:19 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on February 08, 2014, 07:55:41 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on February 08, 2014, 05:16:34 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 08, 2014, 03:38:42 PM
ypr why did you go from being a good catholic boy to someone who's had sex with 09238420 women
because i became convinced there are basically 0 women who are willing to wait for sex without being obsessed with religion to an extent that is obnoxious. I'm probably wrong but it's hard to date within those parameters

Also the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the number is 2 lol
the the the the the the the the women who were willing to wait and aren't completely ugly/crazy have already gotten married... So you missed that boat on that one anyways.
So they got married young to avoid much of a wait is what you're saying
Idk their reason, but that might be apart of it.
either that or they're old and members of a bygone generation that believed in such things and didn't make sex a frivolity
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 08, 2014, 08:26:43 PM
clucky have you ever been raped or rape someone
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Hippopo on February 08, 2014, 08:27:14 PM
Quote from: K L U X on February 08, 2014, 08:24:49 PM
why don't you have a cute boyfriend hippo
were you always proud of your weight classictyler

Because cute gay boys who are compatible with me don't exist.  giggle;
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ?????? on February 08, 2014, 08:39:36 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 08, 2014, 08:26:43 PM
clucky have you ever been raped or rape someone
no lol
Quote from: Hippopo on February 08, 2014, 08:27:14 PM
Quote from: K L U X on February 08, 2014, 08:24:49 PM
why don't you have a cute boyfriend hippo
were you always proud of your weight classictyler

Because cute gay boys who are compatible with me don't exist.  giggle;
there's classictyler and felt :3
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on February 08, 2014, 11:30:49 PM
clucky when did your psychopathic tendencies start
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Feynman on February 08, 2014, 11:45:00 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 08, 2014, 03:31:20 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on February 08, 2014, 01:24:45 PM
oh lawlz i can ask you about shitty events in your life  :(

What was your first thought when you woke up and your girlfriend was gone?
the the the the night before she'd claimed she was going downtown to a symphony with a female friend. She hadn't talked to this alleged friend in about a year and she'd changed her number in the the the the meantime, so just as a test, I asked her if she had this friend's number so that they'd call each other and make sure they're meeting in the the the the right place.

"Oh, no... but it'll be fine."

She went to go get a shower and for the the the the first time I decided to check her text messages. I noticed she'd deleted most of them (because she was texting who she claimed was a female friend all day but there were like 20 texts in her inbox max), but I saw one outgoing text to some faggot about 10 days ago that said, "Awww you're so sweet :D"

I knew exactly what was happening then.

She got out of the the the the shower and wanted me to help dress her up, and since that was my only evidence against her, I decided to play along and just ask more questions to test her and see if I could get her to admit anything. All of her answers were suspicious but nothing that I could 100o/o use against her. I zipped her up in a nice dress that she never even wore for me and I felt bad. :(

She left around 6PM and said she definitely wouldn't be back later than 11. I got a call at 11:45 and she was laughing a lot and I knew something was fucked up. I told her I loved her on the the the the phone (more to see if she'd actually say it), and after 10 seconds of silence, "...I love you too..."

She gets back home and jumps into my arms and gives me a huge kiss (which is disgusting now that I think about it) and tells me she loves me and wants to spend time with me before she goes to bed. I say that something's been off lately and I want to talk about our problems. She's still smiling and agrees to sit down and listen, and when I ask if she thinks there's anything wrong, she says everything's just fine. She then claimed to be extremely tired and wanted to go to bed. I went to bed an hour later.

I woke up around 9AM because I heard her walking around the the the the house. She saw me wake up and said, "Don't worry--I'm not going jogging" (she'd been jogging, or so she claims, for the the the the past few weeks). I fell back asleep and woke up again around noon. She wasn't back yet, so I started to worry. I called her and didn't get a response. Texted her and got nothing. I knew she'd left permanently due to her behavior last night but I didn't know where the the the the fuck she was. Around 2:30 or so I get a response saying, "I just need some time alone right now."

I later found out she spent the the the the whole day with him and was sleeping at his house. When I bumped into her the the the the next day and got her to admit she was sleeping at his place, she said he was the the the the "least biased person in the the the the situation and I'm only there to clear my mind."

the the the the past few months have been awful, but hey, I realize that this shit would've happened eventually and I'm glad it happened before I married such a crazy bitch. I could've lost a house or kids. Thankfully I only lost about $15000 to her. akudood;


What have we learned, Lawlz?

http://therationalmale.com/2011/12/27/women-in-love/
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 08, 2014, 11:55:25 PM
skittles tell us all about your misadventures with women
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Geno on February 08, 2014, 11:58:42 PM
I had a bad acid trip once. It wasn't fun. I was talking to Grant Perkins when it was happening.
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 09, 2014, 12:02:46 AM
Quote from: Geno on February 08, 2014, 11:58:42 PM
I had a bad acid trip once. It wasn't fun. I was talking to Grant Perkins when it was happening.
i accidentally took a massive dose of shrooms and became convinced that i'd just become aware that i'd been living in a looping dream and i was trying to find a way out of it

i was also convinced that admitting to having a dream was illegal, so i was trying to think of a way to prove whether or not i was dreaming without anybody finding out
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Hiro on February 09, 2014, 12:05:29 AM
Quote from: Geno on February 08, 2014, 11:58:42 PM
I had a bad acid trip once. It wasn't fun. I was talking to Grant Perkins when it was happening.
i don't remember this lol
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Geno on February 09, 2014, 12:39:39 AM
Quote from: H/RO on February 09, 2014, 12:05:29 AM
Quote from: Geno on February 08, 2014, 11:58:42 PM
I had a bad acid trip once. It wasn't fun. I was talking to Grant Perkins when it was happening.
i don't remember this lol
I think I told you that I thought I was going to die or something. I remember being more terrified than I ever have in my life and you were the only person on Facebook at that time.

It was a few months ago when I saw Animal Collective. I met up with some guys from another forum I go to and hung out at their house before the show. They asked if I wanted to take some acid beforehand, and I took it. We spent the trip playing Katamari Damacy and listening to Ween, and with the combination of the Animal Collective show it was pretty much the perfect day for me. We rode the bus over to the venue, which was outside a courthouse in the middle of downtown Portland. Animal Collective completely blew my mind. Amazing show. Afterwards, I was still tripping pretty hard so I decided that I would probably just crash at their place.

When we got back, I was offered another hit of acid. I decided that since I was gonna be hanging out here for the night, I might as well enjoy it. Well it got to the point where the walls started moving. I'm usually pretty in control of myself when I'm tripping, so I was able to just take it in and enjoy myself. That is, until someone suggested we listen to The Residents. I mean, I love The Residents, and was totally on board for listening to them, but listening to Mark of the Mole while watching old Felix the Cat cartoons was just suddenly too much for me. It got way too weird for my brain. Everyone else in the house started laughing hysterically at the cartoon and for some reason I came to the conclusion that they were laughing at me because I was about to die. I remember that exact point when I started to get really scared, and that was when the guy next to me said "HAHAHA He should have seen it coming". Of course, I thought this was targeted towards me. Looking around the room and seeing everyone seemingly in a trance while the fucking creepy Residents music played made me think that some kind of satanic ritual was going on. I decided that all of this was too much for me to handle so I made an excuse that I needed to go to my car and take my contacts out.

I stepped outside, and was super paranoid that I was being followed. I swear I saw a bunch of shadows walking and whispering around outside. I knew it was part of the trip, but I was starting to have my doubts. I went into my car, locked the door, and tried to go to sleep. That wasn't going to happen though since I just took another hit of acid an hour beforehand. Sitting in silence was even worse. There was constant whispering and laughing coming from my head. I just became too much. So I ran back inside the house, still convinced that the shadows were following me.

I wandered into the guest room, and attempted to fall asleep so that I could sleep past the trip. I think that was around 2 or 3 in the morning, and I just sat there for the entire night listening to the voices and music inside my head. At one point I felt like I had left my body, and was pulling the strings on my muscles like a puppet. Also, the guys in the other room were laughing NON STOP. Like throughout the entire night they did not stop laughing. It felt like they were laughing at me from the other room. Laughing because I was terrified that I was about to die. I seriously thought I was about to die, and I was just laying there waiting for it. I sat there listening to the laughing for about 8 hours before they all left the house. I immediately got the fuck out of there, went home, and crashed.

TL;DR: Don't listen to The Residents on acid. You're gonna have a bad time.
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 09, 2014, 12:47:06 AM
god the residents are my absolute favorite band but they are somehow the worst thing to listen to on psychedelics

they confuse and anger me somehow

also anything with voice sampling annoys me. hearing looping snippets of conversation/singing makes me want to rip my hair out

but the mars volta on psychedelics: a+++
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Geno on February 09, 2014, 12:56:25 AM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 09, 2014, 12:47:06 AM
god the the the the residents are my absolute favorite band but they are somehow the the the the worst thing to listen to on psychedelics

they confuse and anger me somehow
I was actually really getting into it before it started getting intense. I really enjoying the the creepy shit when I'm high. But I think the the part at 6:30 was where my brain started to break.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqeKfkBAkpw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: YPrrrr on February 09, 2014, 01:57:29 AM
Quote from: Geno on February 09, 2014, 12:56:25 AM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 09, 2014, 12:47:06 AM
god the the the the the the the the residents are my absolute favorite band but they are somehow the the the the the the the the worst thing to listen to on psychedelics

they confuse and anger me somehow
I was actually really getting into it before it started getting intense. I really enjoying the the the the creepy shit when I'm high. But I think the the the the part at 6:30 was where my brain started to break.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqeKfkBAkpw[/youtube]
Yeah that seems like an awful awful song choice for doing drugs which can make you paranoid lol

I stay in a safe bubble of upbeat music. Although once mario party really began to freak me out because it was so cheerful it was almost demonic
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Classic on February 09, 2014, 11:12:33 AM
Aubrey, did you know there's someone in Texas who would wait for you? :'(
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Travis on February 09, 2014, 12:17:13 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 08, 2014, 03:36:28 PM
also more fun: she left october 5th

according to friends, her facebook profile says she's been with this faggot since september 25th
fuck him up for that bro
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Hippopo on February 09, 2014, 06:44:16 PM
Quote from: CLASSIC on February 09, 2014, 11:12:33 AM
Aubrey, did you know there's someone in Texas who would wait for you? :'(
lol
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Classic on February 09, 2014, 06:49:09 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on February 09, 2014, 06:44:16 PM
Quote from: CLASSIC on February 09, 2014, 11:12:33 AM
Aubrey, did you know there's someone in Texas who would wait for you? :'(
lol

Why are you so hateful to me?  saddood;
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Thyme on February 09, 2014, 06:54:16 PM
wow seriously austin :|
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 09, 2014, 06:55:29 PM
fyi http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,63217.0.html
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ME## on February 09, 2014, 07:04:10 PM
Austin is the cattiest gay
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Hippopo on February 09, 2014, 07:39:45 PM
Quote from: CLASSIC on February 09, 2014, 06:49:09 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on February 09, 2014, 06:44:16 PM
Quote from: CLASSIC on February 09, 2014, 11:12:33 AM
Aubrey, did you know there's someone in Texas who would wait for you? :'(
lol

Why are you so hateful to me?  saddood;
because you're supposed to love me
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ?????? on February 09, 2014, 08:15:09 PM
 the only love you deserve is from felt
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ME## on February 09, 2014, 08:16:47 PM
Felt loves no one
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: strongbad on February 09, 2014, 11:07:30 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 08, 2014, 08:20:28 PM
me9823748932 i know absolutely fucking nothing about your life except that you seem to have a job

tell us what happened to you post-high school and why you are who you are today

seconded
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ME## on February 10, 2014, 12:53:14 AM
I will attempt to answer this in the morning
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 10, 2014, 02:21:48 PM
Quote from: David on February 10, 2014, 12:53:14 AM
I will attempt to answer this in the the morning
morning's passed

do it
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: Samus Aran on February 10, 2014, 02:23:33 PM
pretty sure he's on a flight to famy's place atm lol

edit: oh nvm i guess he hasn't left yet
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ME## on February 10, 2014, 02:27:03 PM
don't rush me if you want a complete recollection of life cry;
Title: Re: Story time: ask boyagers about shitty events in their life
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 13, 2014, 05:24:46 PM
Quote from: David on February 10, 2014, 02:27:03 PM
don't rush me if you want a complete recollection of life cry;
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