have you done anything really embarrassing in a public place or any sort of location outside your home
share stories
the first time i went to nyc i got really sick and threw up in a trashcan and then we left the city
nah not really
i had shit exploding out of my ass and going everywhere due to food poisoning......on a plane
Actually, yes. In a movie theater.
When you think about it, everyone has shitted themselves in public thanks to being a baby
once i farted in public
i threw up in a lot of public places and chuch a few times.
pretty sure i've never shitmyself since leaving diapers. if i have, it was pretty soon after.
No poop pants stories but this one is entertaining.
This one time I went to a cornfield maze with my friends. I'm allergic to chicken and accidentally ate chicken before hand. At the end of the corn field maze once we got out I felt really nauseous. We sat on the bench at the exit and I proceeded to puke multiple multiple times. While doing this I continue to hang and crack jokes with my friends as if I wasn't puking. When people would come towards the exit we would tell them that it was not actually the exit and that may need to take a u turn and go left a couple times and right once. It was hilarious how many people listen to us.
Quote from: reefer on February 02, 2014, 08:58:25 PM
No poop pants stories but this one is entertaining.
This one time I went to a cornfield maze with my friends. I'm allergic to chicken and accidentally ate chicken before hand. At the end of the corn field maze once we got out I felt really nauseous. We sat on the bench at the exit and I proceeded to puke multiple multiple times. While doing this I continue to hang and crack jokes with my friends as if I wasn't puking. When people would come towards the exit we would tell them that it was not actually the exit and that may need to take a u turn and go left a couple times and right once. It was hilarious how many people listen to us.
i still don't get how you're allergic to chicken
did you get bitten by a tick or what
in 4th grade my parents were having a halloween party so i went to my friend's house for a sleepover with 2 other kids. we'd gotten taco bell for dinner and were hanging out in his room and i sharted really loud, everyone looked at me, but i said it was just a fart. after a couple minutes i went into the bathroom and furiously tried to clean it out, then i think my friend's mom figured out what happened and asked if i needed to go home so she called my mom and their party was almost over anyway, so she went and got me, still in her costume
when i was waiting to get picked up i remember one of my friends looking over at me, nodding his head solemnly and saying "nacho cheese and beans, man; never a good combination."
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 02, 2014, 09:01:54 PM
i still don't get how you're allergic to chicken
did you get bitten by a tick or what
I don't have the enzymes to break down the protein in chicken. I learned when I was like 7. Imagine how much I hated Turkey Day until I found out.
Quote from: reefer on February 03, 2014, 09:15:11 AM
I don't have the enzymes to break down the protein in chicken. I learned when I was like 7. Imagine how much I hated Turkey Day until I found out.
you poor soul
No I have not shit myself in public. Only in pirvate
I shat myself twice.
My first experience was at TGIFs. I just ate a mean lunch, and I remember having stomach cramps that give you the chills. However, I was only five or six, with my babysitter and siblings, and didn't feel like pooping in a public place. So on the way out, I figured maybe if I emptied my bladder, I would relieve my stomach a bit. Well, while I was at the urinal, I sharted myself... Maybe more than once, I don't remember. I do remember people staring at me... Anyways, I played it off cool and just walked out like nothing happened.
The car ride home stank like shit (naturally), and my babysitter kept asking if we stepped in anything. No one suspected a thing. I even made it to the doorway, but my dickhead brother found the giant wet spot on my ass and ratted me out. For some reason my babysitter didn't do anything though because I remember taking off my soiled underwear and just throwing them into the dirty clothes, whipping my ass and moving on. Hmm
Time number two was when I was twelve. My parents and I were driving to Seattle from Montana in a mini-van. It's an eight hour drive to seattle, and shortly after we started our expedition I had to take a shit... Badly. But I was too nervous to shit in the ghetto rest stops that we visited, so I held it. I made it all the way into Seattle, and I thought I was golden. Seriously, we were just a few minutes away from the hotel. So I overconfidently farted.... And, well....
It was just a little shart, so only my underwear was ruined. My mom couldn't stand the stink, so she just tossed my soiled undies out the window (there was at least one person who witnessed the toss). Because I had broken the seal, my sphincter no longer had the ability to hold in the rest of the goods... So we had to pull over, and I barely made it to the nearest public bathroom. I spent a good twenty minutes in there.
I have puked twice in the classroom. Both were in fourth grade. My bitch teacher wouldn't let me see the nurse or go to the bathroom, so I had no choice. Once we were sitting in "pods" so, I essentially puked over my desk, and three other student's desks. The second time I managed to start running to the doorway, but didn't make it.
Oh well. Didn't feel bad either time.