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Title: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: strongbad on January 31, 2014, 09:27:55 AM

i most definitely would

i love kids and i love keeping a clean and organized living space
i also love cooking

i also would be able to probably get high and play videogames a lot

wariodood;

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: YPrrrr on January 31, 2014, 10:16:19 AM

Yeah I'm pretty sure I'd be happier that way. Plus it would be easier to mold my children into world class athletes

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: strongbad on January 31, 2014, 10:46:37 AM

Quote from: YPR Classic on January 31, 2014, 10:16:19 AM
Yeah I'm pretty sure I'd be happier that way. Plus it would be easier to mold my children into world class athletes

i have similar motives
it would be great to mold my children into mega gamers who would play the games with me that nobody else will play
aka mold them into my best friends

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Hippopo on January 31, 2014, 10:52:16 AM

Totally

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: snoorkel on January 31, 2014, 11:12:07 AM

I would only be a parent if I could never be at home

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 31, 2014, 11:26:00 AM

if staying at home means doing nothing all day then hell no

but working all night at home would be cool.

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: applesauce on January 31, 2014, 12:49:46 PM

Absolutely.

I want nothing more than to be a dad.

I know that sounds pathetic but goddamn.

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: strongbad on January 31, 2014, 01:13:51 PM

Quote from: applesauce on January 31, 2014, 12:49:46 PM
Absolutely.

I want nothing more than to be a dad.

I know that sounds pathetic but goddamn.

Me too
I am stoked

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: silvertone on January 31, 2014, 02:33:07 PM

i'd only want kids if i could have like a farm or something. so then i can train my kids in farming techniques then after harvest we can have hermes discussions and shit.

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: ME## on January 31, 2014, 02:35:28 PM

Quote from: YPR Classic on January 31, 2014, 10:16:19 AM
Yeah I'm pretty sure I'd be happier that way. Plus it would be easier to mold my children into world class athletes

better be willing to send them to one of those fancy european youth academias

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 31, 2014, 02:40:04 PM

yeah i reckon.

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Classic on January 31, 2014, 07:30:54 PM

Absolutely.

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Hippopo on January 31, 2014, 09:49:14 PM

Quote from: CLASSIC on January 31, 2014, 07:30:54 PM
Absolutely.

Win the lottery then marry me and this can happen

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: ME## on January 31, 2014, 09:56:37 PM

Quote from: Hippopo on January 31, 2014, 09:49:14 PM
Win the lottery then marry me and this can happen

over my dead body

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: ?????? on February 01, 2014, 08:16:02 AM

im a literal submissive stepford wife

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Feynman on February 01, 2014, 09:49:48 PM

sry cant change the world from a nursery

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: strongbad on February 02, 2014, 08:33:02 AM

Quote from: Feynman on February 01, 2014, 09:49:48 PM
sry cant change the world from a nursery

why would you want to change the world anyway

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Classic on February 02, 2014, 08:51:00 AM

I'd still like to work.

I'd just like to work from home.

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: me003 on February 03, 2014, 07:52:33 PM

No way. I'm gonna be the breadwinner.

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: FAMY2 on February 04, 2014, 08:49:06 AM

Yes. I want all boys. Girls are too emotional.

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Nyerp on February 04, 2014, 10:50:00 AM

itt Male Privilege

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Samus Aran on February 04, 2014, 11:32:50 AM

i don't really want kids at all

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Classic on February 04, 2014, 11:46:13 AM

Quote from: Nonon Jakuzure on February 04, 2014, 11:32:50 AM
i don't really want kids at all

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Samus Aran on February 04, 2014, 01:59:45 PM

looks like we're perfect for each other tyler

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Classic on February 04, 2014, 02:10:53 PM

I knew it all along. You refused to believe it.

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: ME## on February 04, 2014, 02:47:38 PM

Quote from: udderfailure on February 02, 2014, 08:33:02 AM
why would you want to change the world anyway

naïveté

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Feynman on February 04, 2014, 07:20:59 PM

Quote from: David on February 04, 2014, 02:47:38 PM
naïveté

yeah brah im gonna waste my talents playing video games all day :)

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: snoorkel on February 04, 2014, 07:23:05 PM

no flaming plz

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Samus Aran on February 05, 2014, 07:30:04 AM

Quote from: Feynman on February 04, 2014, 07:20:59 PM
yeah brah im gonna waste my talents playing video games all day :)

it's like i'm looking in a mirror

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 05, 2014, 08:52:37 AM

Quote from: Nonon Jakuzure on February 05, 2014, 07:30:04 AM
it's like i'm looking in a mirror

lmao what talents are being wasted though

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Samus Aran on February 05, 2014, 01:27:29 PM

Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 05, 2014, 08:52:37 AM
lmao what talents are being wasted though

none

i've never been particularly good at anything and was probably doomed from birth to waste my life away doing nothing

but if i was somehow actually talented in any way, i'd probably still be wasting said talents

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: FAMY2 on February 05, 2014, 03:59:39 PM

Well, I'd name all my boys Ryan. Different middle names of course.

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Daddy on February 05, 2014, 07:39:14 PM

Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 05, 2014, 08:52:37 AM
lmao what talents are being wasted though

kaz can sell a mean handle of bacardi 151 i heard

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: strongbad on February 07, 2014, 09:44:43 AM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-rising-number-of-weak-emasculated-men-worki,35194/
"what a fucking pussy" rofl

Title: Re: would you be a stay at home parent if you could
Post by: Samus Aran on February 07, 2014, 11:10:26 AM

Quote from: Khadafi on February 05, 2014, 07:39:14 PM
kaz can sell a mean handle of bacardi 151 i heard

i've honestly never heard anyone here use the term "handle," though i know it means a typical 1.75 liter size

also nobody buys 151

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