on facebook or elsewhere. i came across this status and legitimately have no idea what it means.
QuoteOoo you hate Obama. Sorry I live in the real world where Sarah palin isn't a dictator
.....what
zyphet thinks we should all purchase fluoride shield from infowars.com
and that bleach is not a shallow anime at all and is very "deep"
The NSA can see everything you do on the internet, everyone you talk to on your phone, but can they see why kid love cinnamon toast crunch?
Oh the things Will says......
Especially when hes losing a game
"........." -aegis, having no friends
Quotei'm going to teach english in a new country every few years and become fluent in the language while i'm there and earn enough money to travel constantly!
lmao nigga sure
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 14, 2014, 10:24:14 PM
lmao nigga sure
Hey, a cousin of mine did this and she is rich rich rich (not even kidding either).
i dont have any crazy friends
"Let's do heroin!"
Those guys n_u
shit my friends say
friend - honestly i think black dicks look like giant turds
friend - is your sister hot?
me - i don't kn...i guess
friend - did you finger her?
me - ...
friend - so where did you live in brooklyn?
me - midwood
friend - are you jewish?
me - YES! how did you know?
friend - everyone knows only jews live in midwood
friend - hmm, this is one of those days when i'm really in a mood for a quentin tarantino movie
me - ayy mami look at my thighs in the mirror
friend - the more i've known you the more i think you're gay
friend - heyy white boy
drunk friend - brooo lemme take you to colombia man. oh maaan its such a great place man with ur accent bro we'll be rolling in pussy man. don't go to bogota tho, cause bogota is fucking boring. no, no bogota, barranquilla!
friend - if you ever go to honduras, STAY THE FUKC OUT OF SAN PEDRO SULA. tela is nice though i recommend tela
Quote from: chainsaw unicorn on January 15, 2014, 12:15:15 AM
friend - is your sister hot?
me - i don't kn...i guess
friend - did you finger her?
me - ...
well did you?
i would also like to know
...not that I can remember
so....you....might have....
that's pretty cool.
'System of a Down is the best band ever'-some friend
Quote from: Sif on January 15, 2014, 09:57:21 AM
'System of a Down is the best band ever'-some friend
sounds like something you'd say
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 15, 2014, 09:57:58 AM
sounds like something you'd say
I like my eardrums thank you very much. I don't need to damage them by listening to a band that sounds like cats in heat
If you're on my Facebook, you'll see how awesome my friends and life are.
"Dance Gavin Dance and Chiodos are the best bands ever. DGD is screamo." - One of my very good friends
*Posts ridiculous comic on white privilege probably from Reddit* "Educate yourself." - Hipster friend
*Posts baby pictures* "Haha, look at my niña!!! LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE." - Childhood classmate that seems dumb and is a baby daddy. Don't know why he really added me...we didn't truly get along. I may de-friend him because...I just don't like looking at him.
"Can somebody drive me to court? I have court tomorrow at 8:00 A.M. and I know it's like 10:00 P.M....please..." -Girl I barely talked to in middle and high school that added me randomly.
*Has 1,700 friends* "I'm so tired of people...I need to go with my kittens. People suck. Lol, I bet I'm going to be the old cat woman. I don't need people. *Later on she posts pics of herself getting drunk with friends on a boat* "I LOVE YOU ALL- GREAT TIME." -Girl I used to do art with
i kinda like dance gavin dance
how to italics on facebook
Quote from: Snowy on January 15, 2014, 10:57:43 AM
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Please respond yet you listen to eminem.
*Wiz Khalifa
Ftfy
shaming him with his name and picture? smh
Quote from: Snowy on January 15, 2014, 10:57:43 AM
yet you listen to eminem.
Before you were born there was a time when Eminem was good
Saying I am sorry should be enough. akudood;
Fuck that own up to what you did.
anybody who doesn't realize the genius of eminem's timeless classic "fak" needs to go soak their heads
not just that song.
'today we'll do something'
i'll help you with that. even if i do it by myself.