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Poll
Question: can you swim
Option 1: ye votes: 13
Option 2: no votes: 7
Title: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: ME## on January 13, 2014, 04:54:58 PM
 akudood;
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Post by: AegisReflector on January 13, 2014, 04:59:03 PM
mine can swim
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Post by: Commander Fuckass on January 13, 2014, 04:59:31 PM
Lawlz is actually black so that's why he can't swim
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Post by: Mando Pandango on January 13, 2014, 05:00:53 PM
what. who can't swim
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Post by: Commander Fuckass on January 13, 2014, 05:01:34 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on January 13, 2014, 05:00:53 PM
what. who can't swim
lawlz
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Post by: silvertone on January 13, 2014, 05:03:44 PM
I haven't swam in a long time
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Post by: 6M69I69B9 on January 13, 2014, 05:05:39 PM
n

i haven't gone into a pool in a long time
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Post by: silvertone on January 13, 2014, 05:06:08 PM
no pool long time
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Post by: don't let's on January 13, 2014, 05:46:35 PM
there's always urine in every waters
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 13, 2014, 05:47:28 PM
poor people don't often have access to pools

and since my experiences were so spread out i'd have to completely relearn every time i went and that meant every single time was a horrifying experience with no progress
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: bluaki on January 13, 2014, 05:54:06 PM
It's been a very long time since the last time I swam

but it's not like I don't know how to
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: Commander Fuckass on January 13, 2014, 05:54:53 PM
I think this is a joke thread cus David capitalised every word
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 13, 2014, 05:56:09 PM
i was allways tall enough that i could walk on the deep end of whatever pool i was in so it didnt matter
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: Mando Pandango on January 13, 2014, 05:57:17 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on January 13, 2014, 05:56:09 PM
i was allways tall enough that i could walk on the deep end of whatever pool i was in so it didnt matter
the pool at the y is fuckin 9 feet you lying shit
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: ?????? on January 13, 2014, 05:59:34 PM
i had really horrific body image issues so i refused to go near the pool
so i never learned how to swim
except doggy paddle which was so exhausting
swimming is exhausting
i'd rather just drown
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 13, 2014, 06:13:43 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on January 13, 2014, 05:57:17 PM
the pool at the y is fuckin 9 feet you lying shit
ymca's do not exist in southern rural towns

most of my friends had those shitty inflatable pools that go up to six feet and i hit that in middle school.
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 13, 2014, 06:21:44 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on January 13, 2014, 06:13:43 PM
ymca's do not exist in southern rural towns

most of my friends had those shitty inflatable pools that go up to six feet and i hit that in middle school.
i have never heard of an inflatable pool being over a foot deep

how could an inflatable pool be that tall
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 13, 2014, 06:27:59 PM
well the ring was inflatable.

(http://poolsphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/swimming-pools-for-kids.jpg)
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Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on January 13, 2014, 06:29:22 PM
do southern rural towns have wal*marts
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 13, 2014, 06:29:52 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on January 13, 2014, 06:27:59 PM
well the ring was inflatable.

(http://poolsphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/swimming-pools-for-kids.jpg)
they look like they're sitting
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Post by: Classic on January 13, 2014, 07:36:16 PM
I can!
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Post by: snoorkel on January 13, 2014, 07:38:03 PM
Quote from: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo on January 13, 2014, 06:27:59 PM
well the ring was inflatable.

(http://poolsphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/swimming-pools-for-kids.jpg)


what's that thing on the right? this doesn't look like a pool
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: silvertone on January 13, 2014, 07:43:30 PM
thats a filter
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Post by: YPrrrr on January 13, 2014, 08:03:27 PM
Idk how people can say it's been too long, it's easier than riding a bike, you just move your legs and or arms up and down or in a circular motion
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 13, 2014, 08:06:03 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on January 13, 2014, 08:03:27 PM
Idk how people can say it's been too long, it's easier than riding a bike, you just move your legs and or arms up and down or in a circular motion
i can't even ride a bike
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: Samus Aran on January 13, 2014, 08:09:25 PM
i learned how to swim when i was 5

and although i can't say i swim very often these days, i've done it pretty consistently throughout the years regardless
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: YPrrrr on January 13, 2014, 08:10:59 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 13, 2014, 08:06:03 PM
i can't even ride a bike
I can't ride one either girl;

My balance is fucked
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: Feynman on January 13, 2014, 10:47:33 PM
1. Grew up in a big urban environment, no backyards
2. Grew up poor
3. Parents were very busy, and too poor to take me to a "pool"
4. None of my schools had a pool—not even my high school
5. By the time I was old enough to go to the YMCA or whatever by myself, I didn't give a shit

The pool is a wealthy man's venue. It is inaccessible to inner city children. I have a relative who purchased a home with a pool recently, so I'll be learning at his place during the summers, I guess.
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Post by: 6M69I69B9 on January 13, 2014, 11:21:27 PM
i've only gone to a pool like 5x but could never learn within those times.  ;_;

#poolprivilege

Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 13, 2014, 08:06:03 PM
i can't even ride a bike


Quote from: YPR Classic on January 13, 2014, 08:10:59 PM
I can't ride one either girl;

My balance is fucked


aww ;_;

childhood story time:

when i was like 10 years old- everyone i knew in my neighborhood learned how to ride a bike.  well...my parents were always busy or tired when they had free time.  so i just always would run to places the kids would ride their bikes to so we could hangout or something.  then one day, i asked a 2nd grader, 8yrs old, if he could teach me how to ride a bike.  i didn't give a fuk if he was 2 grades below me.  he was still a friend.

so we went on a mini hill and he said, "okay u use my bike, and go down this hill.  keep ur balance."  we did this because i couldn't find balance on flat ground.  so he held me on the top of that small hill, then ran and pushed me and followed me down until he couldn't- as if he was like my father lol.  eventually i got the hang of riding his bike.  but..i could only ride after the momentum of going off a hill and mainly go straight. 

so later on, he moved.  i missed going in his house talking about the paranormal and playing yoshi's island.  but yeah, my first bike was a bike from a garage sale.  i think it was only $15, but it rusted badly since i kept it outside a lot.  i also crashed a lot and fell from it since it was so tall for me.  my dad bought me a new bike...but it was a huge mountain bike.  the times i used these bikes, i got into a lot of accidents- but would never break anything.  a black guy would put an end to that bike by accidentally crashing into a tree (how???) 

bought another bike.  but yeah, with practice, i learned how to ride a bike with one arm, and somewhat with no hands.  learned how to stand up while riding.  and just not being a pussy when making sharp turns and going up or down from some stairs or curbs.  sharp turns are still scary to me a bit.  even narrow places don't scare me much.  i know how to keep in my own trail, too- in the case of riding on the road with other cars to the shoulders of the road

currently, my bike's backtire is fucked.  i used it many times to get into the downtown area of another town.  but one time i jumped off the curb hard that it didn't feel "right" soon after that and now air always escapes from it. 
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: YPrrrr on January 14, 2014, 01:33:13 AM
Quote from: The Last MIB on January 13, 2014, 11:21:27 PM
i've only gone to a pool like 5x but could never learn within those times.  ;_;

#poolprivilege

aww ;_;

childhood story time:

when i was like 10 years old- everyone i knew in my neighborhood learned how to ride a bike.  well...my parents were always busy or tired when they had free time.  so i just always would run to places the kids would ride their bikes to so we could hangout or something.  then one day, i asked a 2nd grader, 8yrs old, if he could teach me how to ride a bike.  i didn't give a fuk if he was 2 grades below me.  he was still a friend.

so we went on a mini hill and he said, "okay u use my bike, and go down this hill.  keep ur balance."  we did this because i couldn't find balance on flat ground.  so he held me on the top of that small hill, then ran and pushed me and followed me down until he couldn't- as if he was like my father lol.  eventually i got the hang of riding his bike.  but..i could only ride after the momentum of going off a hill and mainly go straight. 

so later on, he moved.  i missed going in his house talking about the paranormal and playing yoshi's island.  but yeah, my first bike was a bike from a garage sale.  i think it was only $15, but it rusted badly since i kept it outside a lot.  i also crashed a lot and fell from it since it was so tall for me.  my dad bought me a new bike...but it was a huge mountain bike.  the times i used these bikes, i got into a lot of accidents- but would never break anything.  a black guy would put an end to that bike by accidentally crashing into a tree (how???) 

bought another bike.  but yeah, with practice, i learned how to ride a bike with one arm, and somewhat with no hands.  learned how to stand up while riding.  and just not being a pussy when making sharp turns and going up or down from some stairs or curbs.  sharp turns are still scary to me a bit.  even narrow places don't scare me much.  i know how to keep in my own trail, too- in the case of riding on the road with other cars to the shoulders of the road

currently, my bike's backtire is fucked.  i used it many times to get into the downtown area of another town.  but one time i jumped off the curb hard that it didn't feel "right" soon after that and now air always escapes from it. 
That was very nice of your friend. My dad tried to teach me once but basically gave up after that until I was 15. I learned to ride in a straight line but that's about it. Tried again some years later and couldn't get going.

Bikes scare me because I feel so high up on them and with the added speed it feels like I would break something were I to fall
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: strongbad on January 14, 2014, 07:39:30 AM
I'm probably the strongest swimmer on Boyah  n_u
I used to pwn at butterfly
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on January 14, 2014, 11:09:01 AM
Quote from: YPR Classic on January 14, 2014, 01:33:13 AM
That was very nice of your friend. My dad tried to teach me once but basically gave up after that until I was 15. I learned to ride in a straight line but that's about it. Tried again some years later and couldn't get going.

Bikes scare me because I feel so high up on them and with the added speed it feels like I would break something were I to fall
lol i feel like that with cars...

i kinda wish i had anxiety for bikes rather than cars...but i'd definitely miss riding a bike
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Post by: strongbad on January 14, 2014, 01:11:29 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on January 14, 2014, 01:33:13 AM
That was very nice of your friend. My dad tried to teach me once but basically gave up after that until I was 15. I learned to ride in a straight line but that's about it. Tried again some years later and couldn't get going.

Bikes scare me because I feel so high up on them and with the added speed it feels like I would break something were I to fall

that's a reasonable fear to have. bikes can fuck you up. even if you aren't doing anything wrong your brakes can snap or a tube can pop
source:
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/B8iv0Vs.jpg)[/spoiler]
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Post by: AegisReflector on January 14, 2014, 02:55:22 PM
i have a phobia of bikes, but im a devishly fine swimmer
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Post by: YPrrrr on January 14, 2014, 03:45:03 PM
Quote from: udderfailure on January 14, 2014, 01:11:29 PM
that's a reasonable fear to have. bikes can fuck you up. even if you aren't doing anything wrong your brakes can snap or a tube can pop
source:
[spoiler](http://i.imgur.com/B8iv0Vs.jpg)[/spoiler]
Yeah I think part of my fear is the horror stories and pictures I hear/see of broken bones, scars, blood everywhere, etc
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Post by: strongbad on January 14, 2014, 04:08:59 PM
Quote from: YPR Classic on January 14, 2014, 03:45:03 PM
Yeah I think part of my fear is the horror stories and pictures I hear/see of broken bones, scars, blood everywhere, etc

Although statistically, bikes are safer than cars (idk where I heard this now that I think about it though lol)
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Post by: YPrrrr on January 14, 2014, 04:18:24 PM
Quote from: udderfailure on January 14, 2014, 04:08:59 PM
Although statistically, bikes are safer than cars (idk where I heard this now that I think about it though lol)
In terms of fatalities or what? Speed probably plays a big factor I'd imagine because I think cars are safer than motorcycles huhdoodame;
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Post by: AegisReflector on January 14, 2014, 08:08:07 PM
im assuming they're safer because drunk people tend to drive more than bike?
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 14, 2014, 11:35:39 PM
bikes don't usually catch on fire or have frames that crush you

and you're usually not going fast enough on a bike to spill your brains
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Post by: strongbad on January 15, 2014, 12:08:29 AM
actually maybe i am wrong
QuoteBicycle fatalities represent less than two percent of all traffic fatalities, and yet bicycle trips account for only one percent of all trips in the United States.

http://www.pedbikeinfo.org/data/factsheet_crash.cfm
Title: Re: Honestly How Can So Many Of You Guys Not Swim
Post by: silvertone on January 15, 2014, 08:49:04 AM
not so rare bike death