2014 so far seems to be: Boyah Falls in Love
2013: Get a Job, Boyah!
2012 and earlier: ??????
Year 1: sdkjhfdkjshf
Yaer 2: sdhjfksjdhfkjs\
Year 3: sdhfjksjdhfkjsdhf
Year 4: wah
2014 AN: Fall in love with Nyerp
2014 is when boyah
year 1: the caravan returned with the chalice
year 2: the caravan has returned with the crystal chalice yet again. praise the crystals
year 3: the caravan has not returned...
Year 1: the king is crowned
Year 2: the King returns from battle
Year 3: The king reigns
Year 4: the king is dead
year 5: blood of king is fed to peasants
year 6: they found it was not the king
year 7: only one remains in the kingdom
year 8: the king returns as a vampire
Year 9: widowed queen declares vampires do not exist
year 10: queen declares herself empress and unites the kingdom declaring holy war on the surrounding resource rich nations.
Year 11: Crusades escalate
Year 12: peasants grow weary
Year 13: Wheat shortages bring on the bread riots. Queen flees the palace with her guard.
year 14: the Ghouls of Arabia enchant the peasants into accepting them as their ghostly leaders
year 15: Ghouls.
year 16: Empress died from a rare form of Ghoul Death
kaz, you're next
rip kaz. died of ghoul death.
ew no thanks
More like boyah falls in like
2012: Boyah 2.0
Don't worry. I'll never love.
ok
2007: jmv is a dick
2008: jmv is a depression dick pt. 2: the cluckening
2009: jmv is a dick: no feelingz
2010: jmv gets a job and becomes less active
2011: jmv is stolen by selena
2012: jmv why have you forsaken us. where is boyah 2.0?
2013: jmv hates his relationship so much oh dear god....oh it's over...new girl that's fast
2014: jmv moves in with cindy?????
2007: can't remember
2008: develop feelings for jmv :3
2009: can't remember
2010: can't remember
2011: moved to nyc
2012: can't remember
2013: cant remember
2014: diagnosed as schizoaffective
existential crises resolved as I learned schizotypals and schizoaffectives have certain dimensions of human personality that can be used for shattering insight a la atonin artuad
it's supposed to be about boyah as a collective
2015: somehow universal drug problems arise throughout Boyah, many boyagers end up in same rehab center
2016: Boyah house (aka halfway home) in Portland happens
Quote from: udderfailure on January 14, 2014, 07:37:06 AM
2015: somehow universal drug problems arise throughout Boyah, many boyagers end up in same rehab center
2016: Boyah house (aka halfway home) in Portland happens
boyah is the drug
2017: relapsed boyagers set off on a voyage in a sailing ship with a neurotic crew of drugdealers and dopers in a ship called the Sterling Mantis
2018: the Sterling Mantis is transmuted into a submarine
2030+: Atlantis happens
Quote from: silvertone on January 14, 2014, 12:03:03 PM
2017: relapsed boyagers set off on a voyage in a sailing ship with a neurotic crew of drugdealers and dopers in a ship called the Sterling Mantis
2018: the Sterling Mantis is transmuted into a submarine
2019: Subbania happens irl except Boyagers instead of Nazis
2020: n/a
2021: sealab
2022: we all hang ourselves while jerking off
2023: we use the sperm from our Death Ejaculation to transfer our souls into heavy metal bodies that can travel with ease through sea, land and space. we are powerful robots with human souls. and masters of the universe
2024: Year of the Decahedron