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Title: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 14, 2013, 03:10:04 PM
i close my door and take off my shoes

how about YOU
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: ME## on November 14, 2013, 03:13:22 PM
take off shoes, close door, take shoes to room
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 14, 2013, 03:24:33 PM
Quote from: Snowy on November 14, 2013, 03:13:50 PM
shit all over the floor

snowy, please. posting like that, it's like you've regressed to something even worse than /b/. do not post like a shitbaby. please. i'm getting secondhand embarrassment.
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: silvertone on November 14, 2013, 03:33:42 PM
Quote from: Snowy on November 14, 2013, 03:13:50 PM
shit all over the floor
that's probably why your parents are always pissed off at you
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: YPrrrr on November 14, 2013, 03:35:41 PM
Sadly, close door, take off shoes, hop on bed, open computer

What a miserable existence
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: Samus Aran on November 14, 2013, 03:48:53 PM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 14, 2013, 03:24:33 PM
snowy, please. posting like that, it's like you've regressed to something even worse than /b/. do not post like a shitbaby. please. i'm getting secondhand embarrassment.


"shitbaby" is very relevant here

also not really related but i suddenly remembered something. remember how bassir said once when he was a little kid he shit all over the floor and then drove an RC car through it and tracked shit all over the room?

anyway usually what i'm coming home from is work, and this is at night. so first i usually go to my room and hang my keys up on my billboard and then take my jacket and shoes off, and then go up to the kitchen to make something to eat
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: Mando Pandango on November 14, 2013, 03:49:10 PM
have sex with your mom
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: Commander Fuckass on November 14, 2013, 03:57:07 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on November 14, 2013, 03:49:10 PM
have sex with your mom
HAHAh popsi having sex with someone. Good joke.

Ur gonna be an A+ comedian
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: Nyerp on November 14, 2013, 03:59:47 PM
Quote from: Naoto Shirogane on November 14, 2013, 03:48:53 PM
jacket off
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: silvertone on November 14, 2013, 04:00:54 PM
Quote from: Kefka on November 14, 2013, 03:57:07 PM
HAHAh popsi having sex with someone. Good joke.

Ur gonna be an A+ comedian
epic jok ftw
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: Samus Aran on November 14, 2013, 04:05:02 PM
Quote from: Fuck on November 14, 2013, 03:59:47 PM



lol
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: Commander Fuckass on November 14, 2013, 04:07:27 PM
Quote from: silvertone on November 14, 2013, 04:00:54 PM
epic jok ftw
shut up shitbaby
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: silvertone on November 14, 2013, 04:08:36 PM
Quote from: Kefka on November 14, 2013, 04:07:27 PM
shut up shitbaby
  -_____-
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: Samus Aran on November 14, 2013, 04:09:01 PM
>_____>
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 14, 2013, 04:16:03 PM
Quote from: Naoto Shirogane on November 14, 2013, 03:48:53 PM
also not really related but i suddenly remembered something. remember how bassir said once when he was a little kid he shit all over the floor and then drove an RC car through it and tracked shit all over the room?

i do not remember this but i wish i did
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 14, 2013, 05:06:54 PM
remove shoes, close door, remove unneeded layers of clothing, use bathroom, enter bedroom, sit on lethargic ass and pry open laptop
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: bluaki on November 14, 2013, 05:07:45 PM
to actually answer the subject, in order:
wash face and glasses
enter then close room
remove backpack (if worn)
empty pockets onto dresser
remove shoes, socks, watch
change pants to my more comfortable pajama-ish ones (unless I'm staying in my room for a very short time)
unlock computer
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on November 14, 2013, 06:10:06 PM
i'll do this when i unlock the door myself:

Quote from: YPR Classic on November 14, 2013, 03:35:41 PM
Sadly, close door, take off shoes, hop on bed, open computer

What a miserable existence
this

and lol i feel the same way

anyway, when I don't have my kets, my dog will usually run to the door and then go upstairs or towards the living room- where ever he knows where someone is at.  and he'll bark a lot and jump and will pace a lot until somebody comes to the door.

then either of the three will come to the door:

mom's at the door: 
"hi mom"
*50 percent chance of kissing her* (depends if we're not having a shitty day or just rushing)
"how are you doing anak ko~  ?" (anak ko means "my son")
"i'm tired"
"you didn't wear anything on your head?  you're going to get sick"
"i am sick"
"ohh my bb~"

pa's at the door:
"hi pa..."
"hi..."

brother's at the door: 
*he does some stupid act before he opens the door* 
*me behind the door outside: "open the door you're such a dick"   
*he makes a stupid face behind the door inside*
*come on marlon i don't got time 4 this shit"
*i ring the doorbell 10x and smirk*
*he opens it and walks towards the living room*
then ill say, "ruined my life"
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on November 14, 2013, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 14, 2013, 05:07:45 PM
to actually answer the subject, in order:
wash face and glasses
enter then close room
remove backpack (if worn)
empty pockets onto dresser
remove shoes, socks, watch
change pants to my more comfortable pajama-ish ones (unless I'm staying in my room for a very short time)
unlock computer
just like i pictured it
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: piano moths on November 14, 2013, 11:43:09 PM
shut the door behind me take off my shoes put on my slippers smoke weed
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: Hiro on November 15, 2013, 12:30:15 PM
take off work id and set my water bottle and sunglasses down
turn on computer
sometimes i'll help make dinner or something
Title: Re: FIRST THINGs YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME
Post by: Geno on November 15, 2013, 12:35:45 PM
Poop, get some water, and go into my entertainment room to entertain myself.