i see assholes sitting there going through every carton of eggs trying to find the right one
i just pick out the bad eggs and put the good ones in whatever carton i grabbed
some people give me nasty looks
those people live by the saying One Bad Egg Ruins the Bunch. I try Not To.
lol that is actually a good idea
i am a big advocate of snot rockets. they are great.
also i run red lights and stop signs without hesitation if safe to do so on my bicycle. never in my car but if i am biking then i dont give a fuck what some light is telling me to do
i drunk bike all the time and i see nothing morally wrong with it, since the danger to myself really the only liability and i am very confident in my drunk biking abilities. people are still haters though
Quote from: udderfailure on November 11, 2013, 09:51:48 PM
also i run red lights and stop signs without hesitation if safe to do so on my bicycle. never in my car but if i am biking then i dont give a fuck what some light is telling me to do
i drunk bike all the time and i see nothing morally wrong with it, since the danger to myself really the only liability and i am very confident in my drunk biking abilities. people are still haters though
you are literally the worst person
Quote from: udderfailure on November 11, 2013, 09:51:48 PM
also i run red lights and stop signs without hesitation if safe to do so on my bicycle. never in my car but if i am biking then i dont give a fuck what some light is telling me to do
i drunk bike all the time and i see nothing morally wrong with it, since the danger to myself really the only liability and i am very confident in my drunk biking abilities. people are still haters though
this is a very dangerous thing to do because even if you think only you'll be the one hurt, that person might swerve and crash into someone else
or you'll ruin their nice paint job and you'll be too dead to pay
I fucking HATE bicyclists who run red lights/stop signs. First thought that comes to mind is giving them a nice shove/kick into the parked cars
Quote from: Pancake Persona on November 11, 2013, 09:58:19 PM
this is a very dangerous thing to do because even if you think only you'll be the one hurt, that person might swerve and crash into someone else
or you'll ruin their nice paint job and you'll be too dead to pay
idk i've been pretty hammered and still biked in a safe manner
and with stop lights/stop signs it's always when it's "safe to do so"
but i guess it's in the nature of this thread for people to disagree with my decisions n_u
Quote from: udderfailure on November 11, 2013, 10:12:17 PM
idk i've been pretty hammered and still biked in a safe manner
and with stop lights/stop signs it's always when it's "safe to do so"
but i guess it's in the nature of this thread for people to disagree with my decisions n_u
and you've successfully enraged us
good job
but yeah, drunk drivers are also confident in their abilities
I feel like it would be against the spirit of the thread to tell you why you're the worst, so just know that you're the worst
Quote from: udderfailure on November 11, 2013, 09:51:48 PM
also i run red lights and stop signs without hesitation if safe to do so on my bicycle. never in my car but if i am biking then i dont give a fuck what some light is telling me to do
i drunk bike all the time and i see nothing morally wrong with it, since the danger to myself really the only liability and i am very confident in my drunk biking abilities. people are still haters though
that's seriously some stupid shit, and you're certainly a danger to others you dumb motherfucker
that's not even a dick thing, that's just flat out horrible
i really think it's context specific
like how confident are you in your biking abilities? i think there is much more room for error regarding motor abilities in driving vs. biking. biking is much more immerse and easier to focus on. driving is significantly more augmented and easier to lose focus.
also it's not like i drink and bike on busy roads during the day. it's always at night and i have extremely visible lighting.
Quote from: udderfailure on November 11, 2013, 10:50:29 PM
i really think it's context specific
like how confident are you in your biking abilities? i think there is much more room for error regarding motor abilities in driving vs. biking. biking is much more immerse and easier to focus on. driving is significantly more augmented and easier to lose focus.
also it's not like i drink and bike on busy roads during the day. it's always at night and i have extremely visible lighting.
drinking also makes you more confident in everything regardless of how well you'll perform so
acknowledged. i bike a lot and i am well aware of my own abilities.
obviously it is possible to be too drunk to bike, but i just think that limit is much higher than the limit for drunk driving
they're just different tasks requiring different motor abilities
wait do you guys actually have a problem w drinking and biking??
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 12, 2013, 12:08:57 AM
wait do you guys actually have a problem w drinking and biking??
wont' somebody think of the children?
wait do u guys sersly have problm texting while driivviing????? im confident in my abilitees!!!!!
dont drink and wlak
also i often fart in crowded public areas
i think i fart an abnormally high amount of times and i dont like holding them in
fuck it
Strongbad for WORST EVERYTHING 2013
udderfailure
[spoiler]na i still like you[/spoiler]
anyway idk if im just really sheltered not to actually think of this as normal or not but, i ride on the road instead of the sidewalk.
idk i don't have good breaks b/c i don't know how to replace them or something so i've been always using my feet and lol i hate it when somebody would be backing up from their driveway or pulling in and i'd have to consider them. but when on the road wow i don't really have to care for that.
lol most cars just end up going to the lane left of me anyway i feel so bad but im like fuck it
Quote from: eeeeeee on November 12, 2013, 12:08:57 AM
wait do you guys actually have a problem w drinking and biking??
just skipping stop signs like you own the place
i like to run down people who bike through stop signs and stoplights because it's really for the greater good but some people think i'm a dick for it idk
label clucky as a bipolar drug addict
Quote from: The Last MIB on November 12, 2013, 11:33:11 AM
udderfailure
[spoiler]na i still like you[/spoiler]
anyway idk if im just really sheltered not to actually think of this as normal or not but, i ride on the road instead of the sidewalk.
idk i don't have good breaks b/c i don't know how to replace them or something so i've been always using my feet and lol i hate it when somebody would be backing up from their driveway or pulling in and i'd have to consider them. but when on the road wow i don't really have to care for that.
lol most cars just end up going to the lane left of me anyway i feel so bad but im like fuck it
you're not supposed to bike on the sidewalk anyway goonish
Quote from: YPR Classic on November 12, 2013, 02:28:50 PM
just skipping stop signs like you own the place
if there is nobody there and it is safe to skip the stop sign, i'm not going to waste precious momentum because some sign told me to
rise above
Quote from: udderfailure on November 12, 2013, 03:28:17 PM
if there is nobody there and it is safe to skip the stop sign, i'm not going to waste precious momentum because some sign told me to
rise above
does this apply to driving a car
because i have friends that do that too
Quote from: YPR Classic on November 12, 2013, 03:34:30 PM
does this apply to driving a car
because i have friends that do that too
i have no problems with people who do it with cars
i just dont most of the time because for whatever reason i feel like i won't get in trouble if i do it while biking
Thinking from the other thread:
I don't usually wash my hands after I piss. I will when going for two though
Oh well
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on November 12, 2013, 03:27:05 PM
you're not supposed to bike on the sidewalk anyway goonish
oh...well im the only one in my family that knows how to ride a bike aside from my sister and my dad never told me anything. and i don't have common sense when it comes to road rules
I'm a dick. Sometimes.