at one point in time, some man was the first to get his dick sucked
the question is
at what point in time was he genetically human enough to be considered human?
and then you realize
non-humans got their dicks sucked before humans
wow
are you fucking high that's so uninteresting
i wonder how they thought to suck on a dick
do you think it was gay sucking or hetero sucking
did dick suckin influence the invention of the straw
theyd discover it via discovering genital pleasure from infancy and eventually the urge transformed into curiosity and willingness (aka faggpotry)
thanks to penises we have electric poles and farming equiment but we also made missiles and guns thanks to penises ...
small dicks is the mother of invention