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Title: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: Samus Aran on October 22, 2013, 03:15:37 PM
the day before yesterday at work this total loony was trying to explain to me that he knows it's going to be especially cold this winter because he apparently noticed that groups of crows have been "huddled closer together" on trees than they would be if it were going to be a warm winter

apparently, according to him, it's something he learned in india

and the whole time he's talking he's making these ridiculous gestures with these wild crazy eyes and he just won't shut up about the goddamn crows

this is just the most recent silly customer, i'll post more later  hocuspocus;
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: ME## on October 22, 2013, 03:33:35 PM
oh boy, i hope i get these and not just assholes
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 22, 2013, 03:47:19 PM
he was on good drugs
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: silvertone on October 22, 2013, 04:48:55 PM
the crow council sets the legislation for winter  weather
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 22, 2013, 04:50:45 PM
The silly customer experiences ive encountered were usually when I worked black Friday.

Too many damn fights over the special toy or last tv
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: Hippopo on October 22, 2013, 05:54:15 PM
I work at a flower shop.  About once every two month we get guys who come in to buy a flowers for their favorite strippers (yes, this is a fairly common thing).

My favorite is one fine gentleman who bought his stripper a white rose doused in glue and purple glitter for ever day of the week, and then on friday, he got her a purple rose with extra sparkles.  His plan was to keep himself anonymous until the final day, at which point he'd ask her out.

Well, on the second day, the stripper posted the pictures on facebook asking who sent her the flowers.  Some random dude took credit for them.   Our poor guy stopped sending out his roses on day three.

Guess it didn't work out.

I get a lot of assholes too.  The worst are women with money or men who are cheating.  Uggh.
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 22, 2013, 07:10:47 PM
when i was working at the sub shop, a guy came in and he was a regular and he was kind of dirty possiblyhomeless. And he sat down in one of the chairs when he was waiting he may have eaten there i forget. And then he left and one of my coworkers pointed out that there was blood on the seat.

and i got to clean up his ass blood.
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: Hippopo on October 22, 2013, 07:51:47 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on October 22, 2013, 07:10:47 PM
when i was working at the sub shop, a guy came in and he was a regular and he was kind of dirty possiblyhomeless. And he sat down in one of the chairs when he was waiting he may have eaten there i forget. And then he left and one of my coworkers pointed out that there was blood on the seat.

and i got to clean up his ass blood.
D-did you taste it?
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: Mando Pandango on October 22, 2013, 08:07:26 PM
Quote from: Hippopo on October 22, 2013, 07:51:47 PM
D-did you taste it?
what
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on October 22, 2013, 08:08:21 PM
this guy came in best buy one morning and had crumbs literally all over his chest and just walked around the store. this like 300lb balding gross customer lumbering through the store with half his breakfast on his shirt. when he walked out of the store he dropped a piece a paper. Turns out it was a McDonald's receipt for twelve goddamn mcgriddles
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: ME## on October 22, 2013, 08:15:33 PM
Do not post about me on internet pls :(
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: strongbad on October 23, 2013, 09:49:22 AM
Quote from: N o t S i d on October 22, 2013, 08:08:21 PM
this guy came in best buy one morning and had crumbs literally all over his chest and just walked around the store. this like 300lb balding gross customer lumbering through the store with half his breakfast on his shirt. when he walked out of the store he dropped a piece a paper. Turns out it was a McDonald's receipt for twelve goddamn mcgriddles

he probably had a heart attack like 20 minutes after that
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: Commander Fuckass on October 23, 2013, 11:21:02 AM
Quote from: N o t S i d on October 22, 2013, 08:08:21 PM
this guy came in best buy one morning and had crumbs literally all over his chest and just walked around the store. this like 300lb balding gross customer lumbering through the store with half his breakfast on his shirt. when he walked out of the store he dropped a piece a paper. Turns out it was a McDonald's receipt for twelve goddamn mcgriddles
at least he got his cardio exercise
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: Classic on October 23, 2013, 11:25:08 AM
You won't believe the kinds of people you meet in the Hotel industry.
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: silvertone on October 23, 2013, 12:29:19 PM
Quote from: CLASSIC on October 23, 2013, 11:25:08 AM
You won't believe the kinds of people you meet in the Hotel industry.
my friend worked in a hotel where sarah palin and other famous ppl stayed in and one of them clogged the toilet and he had to unclog it for them  idr who
Title: Re: boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences
Post by: strongbad on October 23, 2013, 01:52:58 PM
Quote from: CLASSIC on October 23, 2013, 11:25:08 AM
You won't believe the kinds of people you meet in the Hotel industry.

my girlfriend works at the days inn as a front desk receptionist and it sounds pretty awful
the other night she had to turn away a hooker that some guy ordered but then apparently changed his mind on lol