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Title: A rope walks into a bar
Post by: Selkie on September 27, 2013, 10:16:43 AM

He walks up to the bartender and asks for a drink. Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." Rope gets mad, walks out.

Next day, rope goes to a different bar. Walks up to bartender, asks for a drink. Bartender says "No ropes allowed." Rope gets infuriated. Goes home and starts picking away at his little strands, and wrestling over himself in anger, getting all tied up and stringy.

A day later, he stumbles into a bar. Crawls up to bartender, asks for a drink. Bartender asks, "Wait, are you a rope?" Rope replies; "No, I'm afraid not."

Title: Re: A rope walks into a bar
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on September 27, 2013, 11:00:05 AM

I'm going back to chainsaw unicorn thread

Title: Re: A rope walks into a bar
Post by: silvertone on September 27, 2013, 11:05:22 AM

lol

Title: Re: A rope walks into a bar
Post by: Samus Aran on September 27, 2013, 03:18:11 PM

booooo

Title: Re: A rope walks into a bar
Post by: Nyerp on September 27, 2013, 05:14:37 PM

boopbos

Title: Re: A rope walks into a bar
Post by: Hippopo on September 27, 2013, 09:19:37 PM

The rope is a liar and deserves to be shot

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