>In a crowded elevator at my job
>Lift doors about to close when I see a woman rushing to the elevator
>As she keeps running, I see she has no chance to make it to the lift in time
>Satan himself whispers in my ear as I grin and smirk evilly
>I stop the lift door at the last second with my manly forearms
>As I pull the door open, I feel my penis throbbing from the excitement
>An atmosphere of oppression clouds the entire floor
>A look of pure devastation dominates the rushing woman's face as she slows down to a jog
>All the males in the elevator begin greedily rubbing their hands together
>The women lower their heads out of sheer helplessness
>As the woman gets closer to the elevator, the men grow erections and begin to slowly yell "ooga ooga ooga"
>A crushed woman in the corner of the elevator hugs her daughter as she cries "Mommy, why did this have to happen?"
>The masculine chants of "ooga ooga ooga" grow louder and louder
>The woman is now two feet from the elevator and has no choice but to enter
>The woman slowly steps into the elevator, unable to speak as the power of the male oppression makes her hyperventilate
>Finally subjected to male dominance and having no chance to leave the elevator, she lets out a defeated "Th...th...thank you"
>As the doors close, the men in the elevator start clapping and chanting songs of the ancient Celts
>The womyn lower their heads even lower, accepting their utter humiliation
>As the elevator stops at my floor, I walk out with my erection proudly ahead of me
>I turn back to her and say "It was my privilege"
wow . i havent read this a million times (i actually did)
Quote from: silvertone on September 21, 2013, 03:10:20 PM
wow . i havent read this a million times (i actually did)
also it's privilege you dolt
I think it's more concerning the that you used elevator then in the next line switched to lift. Which is it?
This thread made me want to kill myself
Why is this formatted so goddamn dumb? What's with those shitty "greater than" symbols at the beginning of each line?
Quote from: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on September 21, 2013, 03:46:37 PM
Why is this formatted so goddamn dumb? What's with those shitty "greater than" symbols at the beginning of each line?
le meme arrows
usually indicative it is copied/pasted from 4chan
locked for plagiarism
check your mod privilege, jmv