Fuggit
tell me this "joke about Arizona" .
take that bullseye dildo out of your mouth and tell me the fuckin joke m8
This one weird girl was once buying laundry soap at the same time as me. She made me sniff all of them to see which one I liked best
I think that was her way of hitting on me
Quote from: YPR Classic on August 20, 2013, 09:44:32 PM
This one weird girl was once buying laundry soap at the same time as me. She made me sniff all of them to see which one I liked best
I think that was her way of hitting on me
Once, freshman year, I was walking home from the beach late at night and an old wyman exposed her bleeding vagina to me.
do you even say?
Quote from: applesauce on August 20, 2013, 11:59:35 PM
Once, freshman year, I was walking home from the beach late at night and an old wyman exposed her bleeding vagina to me.
do you even say?
Well, hee goddamn hah
"bim"
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Reminds me of myself sometimes.
I should learn when to deal with things with little to no help.
Quote from: Snowy on August 21, 2013, 11:44:04 PM
I was walking from school to the mall, and an old lady stopped me and looked me dead in the eyes and said "I'm the real Mona Lisa" and walked away
For what reason
you must have a beautiful have smile
some black lady who was acting a little schizo on a bench in berkeley about a year ago told me I was the devil.
My grandma complained about fish and chips at a restaurant and they gave her a $50 gift card
Just say no