I usually tell them I have a high fecundity and would like them to bear my progeny but that rarely works. Why is this
cos you gotta use arms and hands to pick things up not the tongue...
Quote from: silvertone on July 11, 2013, 07:56:23 AM
cos you gotta use arms and hands to pick things up not the tongue...
FUCK, i missed reading your posts
anyway i think it's because of feminism and uhh modern art
you need a fedora
I hear they drastically improve appeal
Quote from: bluaki on July 11, 2013, 08:32:23 AM
you need a fedora
I hear they drastically improve appeal
and cargo pants and new balance sneakers
Quote from: bluaki on July 11, 2013, 08:32:23 AM
you need a fedora
I hear they drastically improve appeal
don't forget button up shirts with Hawaiian print on them.
Also don't forget to blast SKA music out of your car too
my date told me he wanted to impregnate me and have his babies lol
[spoiler]cishet scum[/spoiler]
Quote from: bluaki on July 11, 2013, 08:32:23 AM
you need a fedora
I hear they drastically improve appeal
w/ dragonball z silk shirt
Quote from: Snowy on July 11, 2013, 09:37:57 AM
not Hawaiian dude, flame print.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9uwyqOjg51r05508o1_400.jpg)
avenged sevenfold t-shirt
I wear gloves for a better grip
dude its not that hard to pick up girls, unless they're obese
do you even lift
be sure to lift with your legs and not your back, girls can be quite heavy
Quote from: heltar on July 11, 2013, 07:29:32 PM
dude its not that hard to pick up girls, unless they're obese
do you even lift
selkie's hot tbh
i don't know how he can't get womyn either
GET IT TOGETHER SELKIE
I've been lifting them with a twisty jerky motion all in my back. Is this bad?
Quote from: Selkie on July 11, 2013, 08:28:36 PM
I've been lifting them with a twisty jerky motion all in my back. Is this bad?
you are putting significant unnecessary stress on your back in doing so, the average girl is in the range of 150-180 lbs and picking them up that way puts you at risk of potentially doing irreversible damage and rendering yourself unable to pick up more in the future
be careful
lift with your negs
work ya damn nag
i usually hope that they think that i am cute and approach me
which has been a semi successful strategy actually doodthing;
Quote from: udderfailure on July 12, 2013, 12:29:09 AM
i usually hope that they think that i am cute and approach me
which has been a semi successful strategy actually doodthing;
this has literally never happened to me
i am hideous
Quote from: The Last MIB on July 11, 2013, 04:08:48 PM
w/ dragonball z silk shirt
no wonder i was better with girls when i was in fifth grade
hope to find a girl with some similar interests with you.
if you like to read, go to the bookstore and browse, if you see a semi attractive girl alone there go over and strike a convo up.
or you can always hope your lab partner in biology or chemistry starts liking you like my gf did. (which I seriously have no idea how she did, I was a smartass to everyone in my lab group)
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on July 12, 2013, 12:52:53 AM
this has literally never happened to me
i am hideous
this only works in situations where alcohol is involved
that is the other disclaimer lol
Quote from: Kefka on July 12, 2013, 09:19:26 AM
hope to find a girl with some similar interests with you.
if you like to read, go to the bookstore and browse, if you see a semi attractive girl alone there go over and strike a convo up.
lol
that sounds awful
just go to a dive bar
I need hobbies.
Brainstorm. Bookstore sounds too relaxed
go to party, get drunk, get laid, rinse, repeat
Quote from: C.Mongler on July 12, 2013, 02:22:08 PM
go to party, get drunk, get laid, rinse, repeat
disgusting