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Title: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: snoorkel on June 11, 2013, 06:39:04 PM
it occurred to me that I should get a couple jugs of water and a flashlight and stuff, JUST IN CASE
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 11, 2013, 06:42:25 PM
my life is a natural disaster
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Post by: ME## on June 11, 2013, 07:01:47 PM
we stocked up on high capacity magazines and machine guns, so yes
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Post by: [hedy]Zidone on June 11, 2013, 07:02:05 PM
A basement would be nice to have srsly
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Post by: Hiro on June 11, 2013, 07:10:11 PM
i don't know if any kind of natural disaster occurs in arizona so nope lol
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Post by: piano moths on June 11, 2013, 07:20:19 PM
Quote from: Snack Dad on June 11, 2013, 07:10:11 PM
i don't know if any kind of natural disaster occurs in arizona so nope lol

Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 11, 2013, 07:33:42 PM
Quote from: David on June 11, 2013, 07:01:47 PM
we stocked up on high capacity magazines and machine guns, so yes
i also have grenades
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: snoorkel on June 11, 2013, 07:58:45 PM
i just ordered one of theese http://www.amazon.com/American-Science-Surplus-Wizard-Stick/dp/B000FIN0V8/

now to find a good deal on caned burritos
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: Samus Aran on June 11, 2013, 08:28:55 PM
well our house does have a basement, and there are rooms without windows, so we're more or less okay for tornadoes although it'd be a lot better if we had a cellar rather than just a basement

and there are no other natural disasters in our area, and even tornadoes are really rare, sooo
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 11, 2013, 08:30:33 PM
oh yeah we have a bomb shelter too
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Post by: Samus Aran on June 11, 2013, 08:31:34 PM
gotta watch out for those natural bomb showers
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: ?????? on June 11, 2013, 08:33:42 PM
will nyc ever get a natural disaster
at hurricane sandy our home ran out of electricty and we had no hot water
we survived off quesadillas and shabbos candles
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: Samus Aran on June 11, 2013, 08:33:52 PM
the national weather service has issued a natural air raid warning in effect for yoknapatawpha county, beginning at eight in the evening and ending at seven in the morning the following day
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 11, 2013, 08:34:55 PM
Quote from: Kaz on June 11, 2013, 08:31:34 PM
gotta watch out for those natural bomb showers
my parents house was built during the cold war and the people who had it built had a bomb shelter built along with it
we used it during tornadoes though

dick  akudood;
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: YPrrrr on June 11, 2013, 09:23:28 PM
I only live where natural disasters don't occur

And away from the Wyoming supervolcano
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Post by: silvertone on June 11, 2013, 09:27:21 PM
humans are a natural dsaster that needs to be disposed of
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Post by: ME## on June 11, 2013, 09:29:26 PM
lol my elementary school still had its archaic fallout shelter signs posted around the basement/cafeteria
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Post by: applesauce on June 11, 2013, 10:03:44 PM
in chicago the only natural disaster would be riots and we cant have guns so no

in minneapolis like we could lose power for like 24 hours in a storm but we have shit and our basement ceiling is poured concrete so we're good from tornados
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: Socks on June 12, 2013, 12:40:22 AM
I don't know. I am imagining one day what is happening in Syria will happen in the United States, and even around the globe. If it happens in the more 'stable' and developed countries, then the whole world will fall into anarchy. This is already the case in much of the world, but because we are isolated, and insulated, we do not know what it's like to live for survival. Our lives by contrast revolve around the economic machine, which at the moment more or less functions to keep us occupied and employed in the business of collecting things and spending money, which further files the cycle. And of course I have to mention the impressive State security apparatus that keeps everything in check. For now at least, because there is seemingly political order. But when either collapses, the other cannot exist, and we too will head down the path of no social order. In that case, a basement, or bottled water will be of little help. You will need a small Army and or a fortress, or perhaps, just a hole in the ground. Depending on your level of comfort and status. It's important to always keep this in mind when you see millionaire Senators with dozens of bodyguards, arguing to take your guns away so that you may be 'safe'. They are thinking worst case scenario, and are afraid, you should be too.



There are billions of people that fight to live and live to survive. But  They are cordoned off and something we read about on the Internet and learn of. This is possible because the developed countries are desperately fighting to keep these wars from their homeland and to sustain whatever economic machine they have developed for keeping their people occupied.


which do not have experience with modern civil war, or worse, an apocalypse, then the whole social, political, and economic
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 12, 2013, 07:49:30 AM
Quote from: Socks on June 12, 2013, 12:40:22 AM
I don't know. I am imagining one day what is happening in Syria will happen in the United States, and even around the globe. If it happens in the more 'stable' and developed countries, then the whole world will fall into anarchy. This is already the case in much of the world, but because we are isolated, and insulated, we do not know what it's like to live for survival. Our lives by contrast revolve around the economic machine, which at the moment more or less functions to keep us occupied and employed in the business of collecting things and spending money, which further files the cycle. And of course I have to mention the impressive State security apparatus that keeps everything in check. For now at least, because there is seemingly political order. But when either collapses, the other cannot exist, and we too will head down the path of no social order. In that case, a basement, or bottled water will be of little help. You will need a small Army and or a fortress, or perhaps, just a hole in the ground. Depending on your level of comfort and status. It's important to always keep this in mind when you see millionaire Senators with dozens of bodyguards, arguing to take your guns away so that you may be 'safe'. They are thinking worst cscenario, and are afraid, you should be 



There are billions of people that fight to live and live to survive. But  They are cordoned off and something we read about on the Internet and learn of. This is possible because the developed countries are desperately fighting to keep these wars from their homeland and to sustain whatever economic machine they have developed for keeping their people occupied.


which do not have experience with modern civil war, or worse, an apocalypse, then the whole social, political, and economic
wow way to ignore the question
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: snoorkel on June 12, 2013, 02:20:04 PM
All Albanians are dirty scum raping murderers drug junkies that should be shot on the spot. all you can hope for is a life of shame because of your filthy ancestry and eliminates the risk of head whenever he wants oral sex. Fagot analbanian sludge shit all you know what you do in your life is fucking animal rape lol Go smelly mud in Albania jewhad not Fuck fool. I hope 2 see you dead stupid Albanian terrorist!!
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 12, 2013, 02:21:52 PM
snork r u ok
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on June 12, 2013, 02:31:14 PM
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on June 12, 2013, 02:21:52 PM
snork r u ok
an albanian gypped him once i think
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 12, 2013, 02:32:44 PM
fuckin gypsies ruining it for the rest of us
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: silvertone on June 12, 2013, 06:09:01 PM
Quote from: Comfortdog on June 12, 2013, 02:20:04 PM
All Albanians are dirty scum raping murderers drug junkies that should be shot on the spot. all you can hope for is a life of shame because of your filthy ancestry and eliminates the risk of head whenever he wants oral sex. Fagot analbanian sludge shit all you know what you do in your life is fucking animal rape lol Go smelly mud in Albania jewhad not Fuck fool. I hope 2 see you dead stupid Albanian terrorist!!
hey, go play with your sheep and donkeys on your mountain tops. ass invader , the snorkel, wannabe greek, hadjis, same religion as the afghanis,pakis, dirty filth, fuck allah fuck your religion, fuck your nation and a big FUCK YOU remove kebab with bulldozer

Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: bluaki on June 12, 2013, 06:16:00 PM
My family isn't prepared for natural disasters at all

I also have no idea what we'd actually do in the event of an evacuation; our countless number of pets isn't exactly evacuatable and our house is such a mess that finding and gathering valuables and travel necessities would take way too long
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: Socks on June 12, 2013, 07:53:48 PM
Quote from: Comfortdog link=quote author=Comfortdog link=topic=62068.msg1352818#msg1352818 date=1371072004]
All Albanians are dirty scum raping murderers drug junkies that should be shot on the spot. all you can hope for is a life of shame because of your filthy ancestry and eliminates the risk of head whenever he wants oral sex. Fagot analbanian sludge shit all you know what you do in your life is fucking animal rape lol Go smelly mud in Albania jewhad not Fuck fool. I hope 2 see you dead stupid Albanian terrorist!!


Lol imagining you saying this is quite amusing.
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: snoorkel on June 12, 2013, 09:31:19 PM
Quote from: bluaki on June 12, 2013, 06:16:00 PM
My family isn't prepared for natural disasters at all

I also have no idea what we'd actually do in the event of an evacuation; our countless number of pets isn't exactly evacuatable and our house is such a mess that finding and gathering valuables and travel necessities would take way too long


you'd die

Quote from: silvertone on June 12, 2013, 06:09:01 PM
hey, go play with your sheep and donkeys on your mountain tops. ass invader , the snorkel, wannabe greek, hadjis, same religion as the afghanis,pakis, dirty filth, fuck allah fuck your religion, fuck your nation and a big FUCK YOU remove kebab with bulldozer


ALLAH SYRIA FUCK EUROPE
Title: Re: are you prepared for natural disasters
Post by: Socks on June 13, 2013, 05:38:45 AM
Quote from: Comfortdog on June 12, 2013, 09:31:19 PM
you'd die



As fucked up as I am at present, I can still recognize an ohh snap moment.