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Title: my new business
Post by: strongbad on May 30, 2013, 09:18:43 PM
there's this pawn shop near my house that sells nintendo wiis for $40
i've been posting ads selling them for $65

just made my first sale  bassir;

[spoiler]any1 wanna buy a wii $5 boyah discount[/spoiler]
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: Daddy on May 30, 2013, 09:22:50 PM
do you pay taxes on your profits?
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: strongbad on May 30, 2013, 09:25:56 PM
no because it is an illegitimate business
[spoiler]the best kind of business[/spoiler]
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: C.Mongler on May 30, 2013, 09:31:26 PM
i'll buy one for 20
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: Commander Fuckass on May 30, 2013, 09:34:15 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on May 30, 2013, 09:31:26 PM
i'll buy one for 20
put homebrew on it and I'll give you $35
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: strongbad on May 30, 2013, 09:35:09 PM
i'll sell one that's homebrew ready for usb loading for $60 to boyagers
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: C.Mongler on May 30, 2013, 09:37:38 PM
no thxs im an adult
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: ?????? on May 31, 2013, 07:34:49 PM
i want to get a lot of cigarettes from another state and re-sell them again in nyc and not pay the hefty tax the implement on them and gain a lot of profit but i cannot drive cry;
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on May 31, 2013, 07:35:24 PM
Quote from: K L U X on May 31, 2013, 07:34:49 PM
i want to get a lot of cigarettes from another state and re-sell them again in nyc and not pay the hefty tax the implement on them and gain a lot of profit but i cannot drive cry;


Got to rob a semi-truck.
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: ?????? on May 31, 2013, 07:38:41 PM
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on May 31, 2013, 07:35:24 PM
Got to rob a semi-truck.
why don't you ride said semi-truck for me
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on May 31, 2013, 07:40:40 PM
Quote from: K L U X on May 31, 2013, 07:38:41 PM
why don't you ride said semi-truck for me



Well, I mean, you'd need an inside guy who knows the truck routes and then a few guys to drive vans to stop it in the middle of the road and then a team of like two or three guys to actually take the truck to the safe spot.
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: snoorkel on May 31, 2013, 10:28:04 PM
Quote from: K L U X on May 31, 2013, 07:34:49 PM
i want to get a lot of cigarettes from another state and re-sell them again in nyc and not pay the hefty tax the implement on them and gain a lot of profit but i cannot drive cry;


i'll sell u cigs $25 any carton
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: silvertone on May 31, 2013, 11:01:09 PM
itt: small scale crony capitalism
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: Daddy on June 03, 2013, 04:04:23 PM
You've all been reported to the IRS.
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: C.Mongler on June 03, 2013, 04:41:44 PM
but y jmv y
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: ME## on June 03, 2013, 04:44:15 PM
noice


[spoiler]lol i've been thinking about how to build computers and then posting ads on craigslist and asking incompetent people to pay me a nominal fee to build it for them, but then i remember i'd have to deal with people[/spoiler]
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: silvertone on June 03, 2013, 04:46:03 PM
Quote from: Dovydas on June 03, 2013, 04:44:15 PM
noice


[spoiler]lol i've been thinking about how to build computers and then posting ads on craigslist and asking incompetent people to pay me a nominal fee to build it for them, but then i remember i'd have to deal with people[/spoiler]

>build computer
>sell on ebay

>n ever deal w ppl irl...
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: ME## on June 03, 2013, 04:48:34 PM
Quote from: silvertone on June 03, 2013, 04:46:03 PM
>build computer
>sell on ebay

>n ever deal w ppl irl...
well, yeah but i'd need the funds to buy the computer parts first.  maybe i'll do that after i get some money from soccer moms buying computers for their eleven-year-olds
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: silvertone on June 03, 2013, 04:50:25 PM
good lucksu...
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: ME## on June 03, 2013, 04:53:11 PM
ty cry;
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: Daddy on June 07, 2013, 07:13:44 PM
How much did you make so far?
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: strongbad on June 08, 2013, 10:01:44 AM
$20 lol

i haven't been very invested lately
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on June 08, 2013, 10:03:51 AM
Quote from: udderfailure on June 08, 2013, 10:01:44 AM
$20 lol

i haven't been very invested lately
how much is the shipping for the buyer or you

Title: Re: my new business
Post by: Daddy on June 08, 2013, 10:04:38 AM
Quote from: udderfailure on June 08, 2013, 10:01:44 AM
$20 lol

i haven't been very invested lately
I hope you're giving $2 of that to the IRS.
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: ME## on June 08, 2013, 12:01:31 PM
The IRS is a corrupt bureaucratic morass that should be paying him. 
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: silvertone on June 08, 2013, 12:03:03 PM
agreed
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: snoorkel on June 08, 2013, 01:58:45 PM
but seriously we are going to get your ass audited if you deny making your quarterly estimated income tax payments.
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: strongbad on June 09, 2013, 05:52:14 PM
i did already due to moral obligations
get off my grill
Title: Re: my new business
Post by: Daddy on June 09, 2013, 06:41:31 PM
you are a good american son