He saw his gas bill. v;
oh dog
!!! !
8/10
i actually laughed
Because he fantasized about his soldiers molesting his corpse and decided to fulfill this fantasy before being captured.
To get to the other side
this reminds me: the RAs in my building recently put up a few anti-smoking posters near the elevator
and one of them manages to invoke godwin's law: ignited cigarettes release HCN, a chemical which the nazis also used to kill people
You're biologically composed of many chemicals that could and have killed people.