had intercourse or any kind of sexual contact with someone besides yourself.
AND HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH ALL THE TIME THAT HAS LAPSED SINCE THEN
I haven't had any sort of ass in about a month and a half.
It's driving me insane giggle;
not to mention I loved the bitch and I got cheated on and left in dirt.
she then cheated on him with me without me knowing they were together and cheated on him with his best friend. she is now pregnant by him. akudood;
but anyways yeah man shits fucked up :(
i felt tits an ass today
uhhh
like two years ago
Quote from: Madotsuki on March 20, 2013, 05:01:14 PM
uhhh
like two years ago
nigga say what
how do you survive, i'd be dying
with then again I am a nymphomaniac
i guess...november? fuck
Quote from: The spy who loves you on March 20, 2013, 05:02:24 PM
nigga say what
how do you survive, i'd be dying
with then again I am a nymphomaniac
my bitterness toward the idea of enjoying a lady's company probably helps me get over any temporary desires
besides it's not like i can't jerk off
about 3 days ago
and at least you weren't the one who got the dumbass pregnant akudood;
twenty-one years ago tomorrow
Quote from: Pancake Persona on March 20, 2013, 05:22:49 PM
about 3 days ago
and at least you weren't the one who got the dumbass pregnant akudood;
fasho luls
I mean I guess, but the dude is getting ready to go to jail anyway. a child doesn't scare me. but hopefully the experience will teach her something if she decides to have it. I'd be beating I did horse if I kept trying to save this bitch.
Quote from: Madotsuki on March 20, 2013, 05:08:59 PM
my bitterness toward the idea of enjoying a lady's company probably helps me get over any temporary desires
besides it's not like i can't jerk off
damn someone fucked you over too
last friday
Um...
Uh...
I don't... understand? The question?
like sometime around the weekend
i stopped having sex so often because a std test as of late February said i had gonorrhea
and i was like madood;
and i asked everyone i slept with if they were clean
"yeah i'm cle--'i have gonorrhea and i want to know where it fucking came from'"
i'm really sure it's this one guy named trident, or trigun, or triden, or something; i can't really remember his name
he didn't really respect my boundaries in regards to safe sex practices, and i've had my suspicions
i've became so promiscuous i don't bother to remember names anymore, i nickname them based on a unique trait that they have, i.e "that guy who plays brass instruments", or "midtown 51st street guy", or "person with penthouse"
now i just go on dates so i can get free things
i have 4 for the weekend, and one sleep over on tuesday
i only have sex with my boyfriend now, and got my hep B vaccine finalized along with other vaccines so he won't get harmed and so i can get autism quicker
i don't care much for true monogamy since it doesn't exist for gays anyways n_u
(and because no one wants to spin into making bad decisions and live in debt with me in california ;_;)
felt you filthy whore
but yeah what a whore
i last kissed someone i think in like october 2010 if that counts as sexual
Quote from: Snack Dad on March 20, 2013, 07:22:43 PM
i last kissed someone i think in like october 2010 if that counts as sexual
what about your sort of girlfriend
i last hugged someone i think in like july 2011 if that counts as sexual
Oh her
Good for you man wrench;
Quote from: Snack Dad on March 20, 2013, 07:34:11 PM
she lives in australia dude
dude
don't do it man, try to get some tangible loving.
But aussie chicks are the best kind and that is a scientific fact
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on March 20, 2013, 07:46:48 PM
But aussie chicks are the best kind and that is a scientific fact
just like Miranda's voice actor RUB IT
Quote from: Sif on March 20, 2013, 07:50:31 PM
just like Miranda's voice actor RUB IT
yes oh my god
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on March 20, 2013, 07:36:38 PM
Oh her
Good for you man wrench;
hey thanks popsi giggle;
Quote from: The spy who loves you on March 20, 2013, 07:46:06 PM
dude
don't do it man, try to get some tangible loving.
I think I can restrain myself for the next year or so
not that I'm getting any offers in the first place
Quote from: Sir Popsicle the Sesquipedalian on March 20, 2013, 07:46:48 PM
But aussie chicks are the best kind and that is a scientific fact
this is absolutely correct
Today. We're drinking wine and watching a movie currently
five bucks says its the royal tenenbaums
Quote from: Fuck on March 20, 2013, 07:15:16 PM
but yeah what a whore
tyler had more action than i did sto p judg ing me......
Quote from: Clucky on March 20, 2013, 09:14:46 PM
tyler had more action than i did sto p judg ing me......
Don't bring
my whore actions into this, you WHORE. akudood;
super bowl sunday was the last time . i made her squirt
Like three years... >.<
does it count if i didn't cum to completion
So I'm going on a date this weekend.
So.
i have a really cute somebody in my life who gives me kisses
uh
thanksgiving weekend
its been a while saddood;
Quote from: Andria on March 21, 2013, 12:05:55 PM
Like three years... >.<
i thought you had a boyfriend?
Quote from: Snack Dad on March 21, 2013, 04:00:22 PM
i thought you had a boyfriend?
i don't think gay sex counts
day before yesterday
Quote from: Snack Dad on March 21, 2013, 04:00:22 PM
i thought you had a boyfriend?
We broke up before anything really had a chance to happen