sometimes i get scared to go to the bathroom. like from personal experience
i go to a urinal and somebody was already there in the urinal next to me. so i unzip. but tbh. i just can't piss until like a little later. my dick is just hanging there and im like to my dick in my head "come on let's go i gotta piss so i can concentrate in class, my fuck." and then like 20 secs pass and still no piss. and then i start to get paranoid that somebody must be saying "wow that guy must have something wrong with his dick..." and with that i can't concentrate on pissing. sometimes i stay on a urinal for a little while to show that maybe i did piss and hope that some other person was minding their own business at that time so i leave without pissing. sometimes i just stay.
it was one time in high school when i was pissing by someone and they noticed i wasn't pissing. he said, "wow marc you take a long time to take a piss."
sometimes i get like that when i realize the bathroom is a gay hookup area
that's why i will never use a urinal in my life
bodily functions & excrement board y/n
yes
please
If I have to poop in public I find a bathroom that is single use or I don't go. As far as pee goes I go inside stalls and piss.
I have a weird thing with other people when I go to the bathroom.
i've actually had this same situation numerous times
i can't poop in a bathroom stall if theres someone else in the bathroom.
fuck the bathroom at work is the worst. the only urinal is like inches away from the crapper, so whenever i need to do my business there are a bunch of old fucks standing at the urinal struggling to take a piss with their huge fucking prostates
i get nervous when i go to the urinal and i dont have to pee that much. i feel like people are listening to me and being liek" wow that guy only peed a little bit what a fucking freak"
god the things we think are weird
Weird. I just hate how unclean public restrooms can be; I literally don't give a shit if people are in the restroom when I have to shit or pee. Though after I shit, I feel this overwhelming fatigue so I choose to preferably shit at home as I can lay down afterwards.
Quote from: Patsy Stone on November 20, 2012, 08:37:54 PM
Though after I shit, I feel this overwhelming fatigue so I choose to preferably shit at home as I can lay down afterwards.
Today I used one of those urinals that stick out a lot from the wall and provide no dick privacy whatsoever. Not even the dividers between urinals.
But I manned up and pissed like a champ.
bro you wanna look at my dick i don't care fuck you
I don't use urinals so I'm okay.
funny im piss shy too. I swear I tell myself to just hang in there and wait, but I always bail.