when i was 14-15 i went to Borders and bought a penguin edition of Faust and was really excited. then after i got home i went to friend's house or something. when i got back my Christian Mom had stolen faust and said it was satanic and wouldn't give it back. so i had to secretly read faust and delight in its luciferian treats by myself.
let's hear some more christian mom stories
My Christian Mom and I went to Mass Today
christian mom strikes again
One time I talked to a christian mom and she said that she believed in god and I was like what lol. she got mad and walked away.
wow you're lucky most christian moms would call the cops
Quote from: Geno on September 07, 2012, 04:05:13 PM
One time I talked to a christian mom and she said that she believed in god and I was like what lol. she got mad and walked away.
god is real. i talked to him this morning.
My ex girlfriend's mom said she was christian and I was like 'that's cool I dont really find anything wrong with you believing in your religon'
One time I cut my knee and my christian mom kissed it. And it magically got better
[spoiler]Then she cut my other knee because I believed in dark magic[/spoiler]
my christian mom wouldn't believe me when i told her god was of the 4th dimensino
some weird kid couldnt have pokemon cards because his mom said they were demons and then when people stopped having pokemon cards she finally let him but he didnt have the real ones and had the lame ones that were just the pictuers of pokemon and pokedex number what a loser
When i was little some christian kid told me it was a sin to be gay and i told my christian parents that and they told me that kid was an idiot
My parents are pretty rational.
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on September 07, 2012, 07:03:46 PM
When i was little some christian kid told me it was a sin to be gay and i told my christian parents that and they told me that kid was an idiot
My parents are pretty rational.
it is a sin, sodomite
when I was deluded enough to think Harry Potter movies were good, one of my friends wasn't able to see the movie with me because their pa didn't believe in witchcraft
Quote from: Patsy Stone on September 07, 2012, 09:30:29 PM
when I was deluded enough to think Harry Potter movies were good, one of my friends wasn't able to see the movie with me because their pa didn't believe in witchcraft
did he understand that it wasn't a documentary
it was okay though because I went with one of my neighbors who was a wiccan
christchin mums
my parents didn't even have me baptized. what kind of weak ass shit is that?
Quote from: Socks on September 13, 2012, 09:48:24 PM
my parents didn't even have me baptized. what kind of weak ass shit is that?
you should go get baptized out of spite
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on September 13, 2012, 09:48:57 PM
you should go get baptized out of spite
i don't know, the river jordan would be a nice place for a splash. but, i don't think the US needs any more help with such things in that part of the world.