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Title: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 02, 2012, 09:55:50 PM
where do i go to meet wimmyn
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: silvertone on June 02, 2012, 09:56:28 PM
u have to beat all the super mario land levels first
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 02, 2012, 09:57:52 PM
darn

alright hold on
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Thyme on June 02, 2012, 09:57:54 PM
Quote from: silvertone on June 02, 2012, 09:56:28 PM
u have to beat all the super mario land levels first


nah daisy's not good enough for popsi
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 02, 2012, 09:58:38 PM
go out to bars popsi
meet people
you're 21 aren't you  akudood;

Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on June 02, 2012, 09:59:30 PM
why would you not want a cougar wtf dp
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 02, 2012, 10:00:48 PM
people meet girls at bars

but who meets girlfriends at bars

i mean
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Travis on June 02, 2012, 10:01:51 PM
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on June 02, 2012, 10:00:48 PM
people meet girls at bars

but who meets girlfriends at bars

i mean
cmon dude
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 02, 2012, 10:03:03 PM
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on June 02, 2012, 10:00:48 PM
people meet girls at bars

but who meets girlfriends at bars

i mean
hey man
it happens
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on June 02, 2012, 10:03:43 PM
come to georgia
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: wawi on June 02, 2012, 10:16:41 PM
gfs are kinda overrated..
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 02, 2012, 10:17:27 PM
Quote from: wawi on June 02, 2012, 10:16:41 PM
gfs are kinda overrated..


srsly
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: snoorkel on June 02, 2012, 10:33:21 PM
send creepy messges to all your high school crushes until one responmds
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Hiro on June 02, 2012, 11:43:55 PM
Quote from: vziard on June 02, 2012, 10:33:21 PM
send creepy messges to all your high school crushes until one responmds
this
or myhotbook.cum
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: YPrrrr on June 03, 2012, 12:31:49 AM
I don't know where exactly you would meet one but you would have a better chance if you did not go looking for one I think...

Although this is just my experience. :O
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: strongbad on June 03, 2012, 12:36:51 AM
Quote from: NDDR on June 03, 2012, 12:31:49 AM
I don't know where exactly you would meet one but you would have a better chance if you did not go looking for one I think...

Although this is just my experience. :O

i agree
all the girls i have been involved with have been super random

just go socialize as much as possible and eventually it will happen naturally
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: strongbad on June 03, 2012, 12:45:18 AM
also get drunk and text girls confessing your love for them
it is working for me at this exact moment
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 03, 2012, 12:55:58 AM
Quote from: NDDR on June 03, 2012, 12:31:49 AM
I don't know where exactly you would meet one but you would have a better chance if you did not go looking for one I think...

Although this is just my experience. :O
I've tried this method for the last 21 years so I don't think it's working.
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Classic on June 03, 2012, 01:15:27 AM
Here I am.
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: YPrrrr on June 03, 2012, 06:17:14 AM
Quote from: ilovesloths on June 03, 2012, 12:45:18 AM
also get drunk and text girls confessing your love for them
it is working for me at this exact moment
I feel like that can also go really badly girl;
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on June 03, 2012, 12:55:58 AM
I've tried this method for the last 21 years so I don't think it's working.
Hm well your best chance would to be involved in something whether it's school, a sports league, some sort of club/class, etc. that puts you into consistent contact with, for the most part,  a consistent group of people. Even if there aren't girls you are interested in directly perhaps you would make friends and through them you could meet more women who are already friends with your friend, which increases your odds of compatibility I'd think

There's also online dating if you're not put off by the stigma of it all
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: piano moths on June 03, 2012, 02:36:50 PM
bys r mostly dumb with girls. but also a lot of straight girls are dumb about boys sooooo  huhdoodame; huhdoodame;
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: ME## on June 08, 2012, 09:34:30 AM
Quote from: N o t S i d on June 02, 2012, 09:59:30 PM
why would you not want a cougar wtf dp
seriously, cougars are the only worthwhile women
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Andria on June 08, 2012, 09:39:02 AM
Quote from: NDDR on June 03, 2012, 06:17:14 AM

There's also online dating if you're not put off by the stigma of it all

There is nothing wrong with okcupid, even if it's just for

[quote make friends and through them you could meet more women who are already friends with your friend, which increases your odds of compatibility I'd think
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Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: ikanaide on June 08, 2012, 11:16:10 AM
if i can get girlfriend, you can get girlfriend
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: bluaki on June 08, 2012, 11:34:51 AM
Whether with or without a romantic relationship, I need some sort of female friends saddood;
and that alone is amazingly improbable considering things like the gender ratios around me at uni

Quote from: Echo on June 08, 2012, 09:39:02 AM
There is nothing wrong with okcupid, even if it's just for

Quotemake friends and through them you could meet more women who are already friends with your friend, which increases your odds of compatibility I'd think

I believe okcupid is useless for somebody like me for any purpose, including that n_u
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: just1more on June 12, 2012, 06:19:45 AM
Lately I've had this problem of attracting too many females. You can have one if you want. My gift to you. <3
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 12, 2012, 09:38:45 AM
Quote from: yoseph on June 12, 2012, 06:19:45 AM
Lately I've had this problem of attracting too many females.
I can smell the bullshit from here. srsly
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Zach on June 12, 2012, 09:16:05 PM
i have this problem where my failures in life keep me from pursuing women

basically i feel like i have to be a fully independent man before i can have the confidence to find female companionship
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 12, 2012, 09:31:31 PM
Quote from: Zach on June 12, 2012, 09:16:05 PM
i have this problem where my failures in life keep me from pursuing women

basically i feel like i have to be a fully independent man before i can have the confidence to find female companionship
i can identify with this

except it's more that my failures in life are keeping me from being social and i use that as an excuse to not actively pursue a social life, so I don't meet people. Including women.
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Zach on June 12, 2012, 09:49:14 PM
i feel kind of the same way

though i'll be 21 in august and so i won't feel like a kid if i go to the bar since i won't have to have those damned xs on my hands
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 12, 2012, 11:08:20 PM
i have been 21 for months

but i would feel dirty going to a bar to pick up chicks

especially alone

christ
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on June 13, 2012, 02:55:32 AM
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on June 12, 2012, 11:08:20 PM
i have been 21 for months

but i would feel dirty going to a bar to pick up chicks

especially alone

christ
i will be your wingman
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Zach on June 13, 2012, 06:36:12 AM
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on June 12, 2012, 11:08:20 PM
i have been 21 for months

but i would feel dirty going to a bar to pick up chicks

especially alone

christ


well, i have other friends who go to the bar, ya know.
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: ME## on June 13, 2012, 07:58:35 AM
Boyah is the only gf you need. 
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 13, 2012, 02:30:08 PM
Quote from: N o t S i d on June 13, 2012, 02:55:32 AM
i will be your wingman
if only
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: strongbad on June 14, 2012, 08:37:32 AM
This probably goes without saying, but having a girlfriend for the sake of having a girlfriend is such a bad idea.

It sucks when a few months down the road when you realize that you only enjoy sex and that she is really annoying
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Commander Fuckass on June 14, 2012, 08:40:12 AM
ill be ur gf
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: piano moths on June 14, 2012, 10:09:23 AM
Quote from: ilovesloths on June 14, 2012, 08:37:32 AM
This probably goes without saying, but having a girlfriend for the sake of having a girlfriend is such a bad idea.

It sucks when a few months down the road when you realize that you only enjoy sex and that she is really annoying


:o minus the sex part this sounds like what people do in middle school... I can't believe grown people actually do that.  baddood;
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 14, 2012, 10:20:36 AM
Quote from: eeeeeee on June 14, 2012, 10:09:23 AM
I can't believe grown people actually do that.  baddood;


I can. srsly
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Andria on June 14, 2012, 10:24:53 AM
Quote from: eeeeeee on June 14, 2012, 10:09:23 AM
:o minus the sex part this sounds like what people do in middle school... I can't believe grown people actually do that.  baddood;

I feel like a lot of grown people do it more than middle schoolers
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: piano moths on June 14, 2012, 10:33:57 AM
Quote from: Echo on June 14, 2012, 10:24:53 AM
I feel like a lot of grown people do it more than middle schoolers


i guess if i think about it fully through you're totally right haha but still it seems so bad. I'd just never be in a relationship if I don't like anybody.
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: ME## on June 14, 2012, 10:41:05 AM
Quote from: Tectite on June 14, 2012, 10:20:36 AM
I can. srsly
Me too.  In fact, I thought that's what all relathionshits were pretty much about goowan
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: strongbad on June 14, 2012, 11:45:33 AM
Quote from: eeeeeee on June 14, 2012, 10:09:23 AM
:o minus the sex part this sounds like what people do in middle school... I can't believe grown people actually do that.  baddood;

Idk it was my first "real" relationship and prior to that I didn't really know what I wanted in a girl as well as I thought I did. It was great for a while but it really wasn't meant to be. Glad that it happened though since I've learned a lot about myself from it.
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: YPrrrr on June 14, 2012, 01:41:28 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on June 14, 2012, 10:09:23 AM
:o minus the sex part this sounds like what people do in middle school... I can't believe grown people actually do that.  baddood;
Middle school sex... myface;
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: ncba93ivyase on June 14, 2012, 11:36:03 PM
Quote from: eeeeeee on June 14, 2012, 10:33:57 AM
i guess if i think about it fully through you're totally right haha but still it seems so bad. I'd just never be in a relationship if I don't like anybody.
srsly

Whenever I hear someone say, "Ewwww, I've only been dating this guy four months and he already says he loves me!", I'm confused.

if you don't have a strong emotional attachment to a person then what the hell makes the distinction between "just friends" and "dating" goonish
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Feynman on June 15, 2012, 10:21:08 AM
you don't need women

they are a waste of time
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: silvertone on June 15, 2012, 02:40:42 PM
Quote from: Lagrangian on June 15, 2012, 10:21:08 AM
you don't need women

they are a waste of time

or anything else really.
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Slim on June 15, 2012, 09:24:55 PM
I have a girlfriend.

Yup. That's really all I have to add to this discussion.
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Mando Pandango on June 15, 2012, 09:27:56 PM
Thank you, slim.

I say that completely without sarcasm.
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Slim on June 15, 2012, 09:41:33 PM
You're welcome.

Also, she told me that's she's in love with me within a week or two of dating (lol).
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Travis on June 16, 2012, 08:12:15 AM
Quote from: Slim on June 15, 2012, 09:41:33 PM
You're welcome.

Also, she told me that's she's in love with me within a week or two of dating (lol).
stage 5 clinger bro
Title: Re: i need a girlfriend
Post by: Slim on June 16, 2012, 04:01:20 PM
Quote from: Travis on June 16, 2012, 08:12:15 AM
stage 5 clinger bro


She hasn't really done anything clingy other than that, though. And she hasn't said it in at least a month (probably because I was like "okay... cool" every time she said it, lol).

So yeah, whatever. THAT FEEL WHEN GF.