my room mate (i guess house mate, his room is across the hall) is having phone sex with his girlfriend
how can i be obnoxious
make moaning noises through his door
people still have phone sex?
people under 50 have phone sex?
play a porno with the volume all the way up
call him repeatedly
Quote from: Pancake Persona on May 21, 2012, 10:14:14 PM
people still have phone sex?
people under 50 have phone sex?
i dont know if it is necessarily phone sex
we were playing kirby super star and my room mate was like "we're going to have a talk dirty and masturbate sesh over the phone in a few minutes so you might want to leave"
i guess that counts as phone sex
i already texted both of them saying that i was masturbating to them having phone sex
that might have been a little weird
Quote from: ilovesloths on May 21, 2012, 10:18:01 PM
i already texted both of them saying that i was masturbating to them having phone sex
that might have been a little weird
that's super weird
Quote from: Kana Minami on May 21, 2012, 10:16:18 PM
call him repeatedly
this one's good
also send him random picture messages of you smiling or food, stuff like that
play "screamo"
FIRST 45 SECONDS MAX VOLUME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNVgEbuVbf4
Quote from: Makaveli on May 21, 2012, 10:19:31 PM
that's super weird
i have weird relationships with both of them
ima call them
shoot him, take the money and run. you can be out of town before the police find the body
so what happened
fuck A cat.
[spoiler]Cat A[/spoiler]
Quote from: Kana Minami on May 22, 2012, 03:54:31 PM
so what happened
they had phone sex
and afterwards my room mate was like uhh did you mean to call me
and i was like YEAH GOTCHA HAHAHA
eh
Quote from: ilovesloths on May 22, 2012, 04:02:29 PM
they had phone sex
and afterwards my room mate was like uhh did you mean to call me
and i was like YEAH GOTCHA HAHAHA
eh
terrible. smithicide;
you were supposed to call him multiple times
W/e
You should have masturbated.