I was working today, and some mid 40's couple with prominent tattoos (the guy had a big one on his neck) came in. They were shopping by the bakery, and for some reason the lady goes to me "you gotta watch out for the young girls" and i was like "uh yea hahah". Then she was like "He cheated on me with a 19 year old. That's why I divorced him." I had no idea what to say
I was helping this woman load some bags of landscaping stone a while ago. She was probably in her mid thirties, fit and everything.
She was sort of crouching in the bed of her truck and I was handing the bags to her.
She went to grab one, but her hand slipped and her left boob slipped out of her top and sort of flopped in front of me.
Whatever, shit happens.
I looked down and played it off as if I hadn't seen anything and went to grab another bag while she replaced her rogue tit.
She seemed embarrassed when I looked back up; red face and everything. I finished loading her up, and then she said some thing I wasn't sure how to interpret.
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on May 19, 2012, 09:54:02 PM
I was helping this woman load some bags of landscaping stone a while ago. She was probably in her mid thirties, fit and everything.
She was sort of crouching in the bed of her truck and I was handing the bags to her.
She went to grab one, but her hand slipped and her left boob slipped out of her top and sort of flopped in front of me.
Whatever, shit happens.
I looked down and played it off as if I hadn't seen anything and went to grab another bag while she replaced her rogue tit.
She seemed embarrassed when I looked back up; red face and everything. I finished loading her up, and then she said some thing I wasn't sure how to interpret.
what's the thing...
this is all I ever get at my "job"
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sir please no any body repley on this ticket
my custmer eating my face
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add the corresponding memory and flow, I want to, I would be happy to continue to help you propaganda
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I am sad little children of your vps
it let me down
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Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on May 19, 2012, 09:54:02 PM
I finished loading her up, and then she said some thing I wasn't sure how to interpret.
dude........
Quote from: vziard on May 19, 2012, 10:49:35 PM
this is all I ever get at my "job"
[spoiler]-----
sir please no any body repley on this ticket
my custmer eating my face
-----
add the corresponding memory and flow, I want to, I would be happy to continue to help you propaganda
-----
I am sad little children of your vps
it let me down
-------[/spoiler]
dude........
In hollywood, that's called a
teaser if I was going to include a part two.
weird thing that happened at work: big ass rotten wiler + husky mix came walking through work. and we stared at each other straight into our dead eyes and s/he barked. and I Solemnly Nodded. then the dog walked back outside and never to be seen again. I consider that dog to be my Spirit Dog.
does anyone remember the basket of vibrators story? that was a weird thing that happened at work.
Quote from: Boognish-Redux- on May 19, 2012, 09:54:02 PM
I was helping this woman load some bags of landscaping stone a while ago. She was probably in her mid thirties, fit and everything.
She was sort of crouching in the bed of her truck and I was handing the bags to her.
She went to grab one, but her hand slipped and her left boob slipped out of her top and sort of flopped in front of me.
Whatever, shit happens.
I looked down and played it off as if I hadn't seen anything and went to grab another bag while she replaced her rogue tit.
She seemed embarrassed when I looked back up; red face and everything. I finished loading her up, and then she said some thing I wasn't sure how to interpret.
this sounds like the beginning of a porn
you missed your chance
should have said, "i would've done the same thing too"