Poll
Question:
How do you whip out yo dick when urinating
Option 1: Unzip zipper, pull through underwear slit and pants slit
votes: 13
Option 2: Pull penis over pants. Potential Unzipping or undoing of belt may occur
votes: 13
Option 3: Other?
votes: 1
something that i always wonder
for most of my life i was option #1 but for the last month or so i've forced myself to option #2 and i can't believe i didn't realize how obviously superior it was earlier
pull penis over pants what? that's only when theres no zipper
who the hell uses the penis hole goonish
I thought everybody just pulled their penis over their boxers akudood;
Over she goes
i'll give you a hint
"feels good man"
Quote from: Thyme on May 11, 2012, 01:03:42 PM
i'll give you a hint
"feels good man"
seriously?
over pants to minimize risk of penis zipping
I don't think I have ever used the penis hole.
1. unzip/unbutton pants
2. penis over boxers
over
but who voted other??
thyme uses his sidehole.
Drop trou and sit down.
[spoiler]But seriously, I just stick my dick through the fly. What the fuck do you guys do at urinals?[/spoiler]
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on May 11, 2012, 04:09:01 PM
Drop trou and sit down.
[spoiler]But seriously, I just stick my dick through the fly. What the fuck do you guys do at urinals?[/spoiler]
I don't use urinals, obviously.
Quote from: Colonel Cold on the Cob on May 11, 2012, 04:09:01 PM
Drop trou and sit down.
[spoiler]But seriously, I just stick my dick through the fly. What the fuck do you guys do at urinals?[/spoiler]
what's the point of a urinal if you can't masturbate anyway confuseddood;
Unzip pants and then over the boxers if I'm in a public restroom. If I'm at home then I'll unbutton my pants too.
lol who uses urinals srsly
Quote from: Sudoroodo on May 11, 2012, 04:39:37 PM
lol who uses urinals srsly
or public restrooms period srs
If it's got partitions and nobody else is there...
Quote from: Dovydas on May 11, 2012, 04:41:01 PM
or public restrooms period srs
i try to avoid them at any costs, but unfortunately i've found myself with no choice at times awdood;
i think i used a urinal once ever, realized how easy it was to compare sizes, and never used anything but the handicapped stalls again
Speaking of urinals, why is it that you never see people taking a shit in the urinal? It happens, but you just never see it happenings. These fuckers are so god damned sneaky.
unbuttoning/unbelting may occur?
WHO THE FUCK PISSES WITH THEIR BELT STILL DONE
I just realized how creepy this thread is
Quote from: Far Beyond Repair on May 11, 2012, 08:19:00 PM
I just realized how creepy this thread is
how is it creepy
Quote from: applesauce on May 11, 2012, 08:16:56 PM
unbuttoning/unbelting may occur?
WHO THE FUCK PISSES WITH THEIR BELT STILL DONE
uh every normal person obviously
seriously just unzip, find it, whiz, put it back, zip, done
jesus
Quote from: Patrick Stickles on May 11, 2012, 08:23:29 PM
uh every normal person obviously
seriously just unzip, find it, whiz, put it back, zip, done
jesus
yeah except how do you fit your dick over your pants without undoing your belt????
Quote from: applesauce on May 11, 2012, 08:27:22 PM
yeah except how do you fit your dick over your pants without undoing your belt????
you put it through the zipper like a civilized goddamn person
Quote from: Patrick Stickles on May 11, 2012, 08:23:29 PM
uh every normal person obviously
seriously just unzip, find it, whiz, put it back, zip, done
jesus
I have to undo my belt in order to whip it out.
Yeah seriously it's not a burden to undo your belt and unzip. Pulling your penis through two or more layers of clothing, really?
mine goes up and over my belt like a U- or L-shaped pipe/
Quote from: Socks on May 11, 2012, 08:57:14 PM
Yeah seriously it's not a burden to undo your belt and unzip. Pulling your penis through two or more layers of clothing, really?
I think it'd be more a burden working that beast back inside.
Quote from: vziard on May 11, 2012, 09:02:46 PM
mine goes up and over my belt like a U- or L-shaped pipe/
You need to buckle your belt tighter. For sweat pants or shorts, yeah.
Quote from: Socks on May 11, 2012, 09:15:54 PM
You need to buckle your belt tighter. For sweat pants or shorts, yeah.
Pretty sure he meant that he unbuckled first.
Quote from: vziard on May 11, 2012, 09:02:46 PM
mine goes up and over my belt like a U- or L-shaped pipe/
flow restriction and turbulence!!!
last time I completely removed my pants in a public restroom someone yelled at me.
last time i did that was when i took a MASSIVE SHIT SO MASSIVE at a combination arbys/gas station in madison wi
I put it over so my fly doesn't catch any skin.
Quote from: applesauce on May 12, 2012, 06:46:09 AM
last time i did that was when i took a MASSIVE SHIT SO MASSIVE at a combination arbys/gas station in madison wi
...why?
Probably so he wouldn't take a MASSIVE SHIT SO MASSIVE in his pants.
You would think he would have been in too much of a hurry to completely remove his pants
but then, this is one of you guys who was of the "I can't seem to fgiure out how to catch my jism. it goes everywhere" faction in that other thread, so I'm not going to assume anything
I'm tempted to take off my pants in a public restroom just for shits (hehe) and giggles.
Quote from: ,,,-,,, on May 12, 2012, 10:46:52 PM
I'm tempted to take off my pants in a public restroom just for shits (hehe) and giggles.
Knowing this country, you'd be arrested and be forced to register as a sex offender. goowan