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General => The Lobby => Topic started by: Hiro on April 09, 2012, 09:39:34 PM

Title: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: Hiro on April 09, 2012, 09:39:34 PM
Hi my name is Grant I am 5'10" 140lb and I live in Flagstaff AZ

Music: M83, The Flaming Lips, Joanna Newsom, Mew, The Mars Volta, Ween, MGMT, Portico Quartet, SBTRKT, Fang Island, Doves, Elbow, The Twilight Sad, They Might Be Giants, Kanye West, Odd Future, Del tha Funkee Homosapien, Gorillaz, Huey Lewis and the News
Movies: Wall-E, Office Space, Spirited Away, A Goofy Movie, Space Jam, Stranger Than Fiction, Being John Malkovich, Wet Hot American Summer
TV Shows: FLCL, Arrested Development, Boston Legal, Pushing Daisies, The Office, Community, 30 Rock, Rocko's Modern Life, Seinfeld, Peep Show, Birdy the Mighty: Decode
Books:Siddhartha, Hitchhiker's Guide series, Flowers for Algernon

About Me: I like music, fashion, the internet, video games, philosophy, etc. I can be either really quiet or super talkative. I have no money and I can't drive but I want to give you sexy ladies a good dicking so date me please?
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: Travis on April 09, 2012, 09:41:13 PM
Quote from: Hiroglyph on April 09, 2012, 09:39:34 PM
Look at me I'm a hipster !!
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: YPrrrr on April 09, 2012, 09:43:55 PM
I don't think much of that is hipsterish lol

Kind of a weird thread though befuddlement
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: Hiro on April 09, 2012, 09:45:12 PM
Quote from: Travis on April 09, 2012, 09:41:13 PM

if anything it reads like your typical 15 year old who visits /mu/ on a regular basis
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: Travis on April 09, 2012, 09:48:49 PM
rofel i troled u nub fucks
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: bluaki on April 09, 2012, 09:55:34 PM
[spoiler]I don't get this thread, so I'll half-sarcastically write a similar post giggle;[/spoiler]

Hi my name is Jenny I am 5'7" and I live on the internet

Music: video game soundtracks, video games, vidya, video game songs, occasional jpop/anime songs
Movies: anime, pixar stuff, disney cartoons
TV Shows: hundreds of anime. I used to watch cartoons regularly like a decade ago too.
Books: textbooks, light novels and manga. Do visual novels count???

About Me: I like anime, computer programming, wasting my time doing miscellaneous stuff on the computer, browsing boyah, some video games, and maths. I tend to be really quiet but can be really talkative with people I trust. I have no money and I can't drive but I want to give you sexy ladies a good licking so date me please?
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: ikanaide on April 09, 2012, 11:33:29 PM
hiroto 5'3'' Boyah, UK

About me: dittodood;
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: ????? on April 09, 2012, 11:50:43 PM
Kanye, bitch please.
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: Samus Aran on April 10, 2012, 04:23:12 PM
I have cancer.

Please date me.
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: Andria on April 10, 2012, 04:26:27 PM
Quote from: Cirno on April 10, 2012, 04:23:12 PM
I have cancer.

Please date me.

can I marry you only to have you die shortly after? wry
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: silvertone on April 10, 2012, 04:43:34 PM
Hi my name is Buff Priest I am 6'9" 420lb[all muscle] and I live in Hell itself (washington dc)

Music: art is dead
Movies: art is dead
TV Shows:art is dead
Books: art is dead

About Me: i am very powerful and i can destroy most people using basic appendages of my body (arms/legs/hands/etc.) i am the father of zeus and i ride a golden chariot powered by my own glory.  I do not need a girl/boy friend.
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on April 10, 2012, 04:47:12 PM
Quote from: silvertoné on April 10, 2012, 04:43:34 PM
Hi my name is Buff Priest I am 6'9" 420lb[all muscle] and I live in Hell itself (washington dc)

Music: art is dead
Movies: art is dead
TV Shows:art is dead
Books: art is dead

About Me: i am very powerful and i can destroy most people using basic appendages of my body (arms/legs/hands/etc.) i am the father of zeus and i ride a golden chariot powered by my own glory.  I do not need a girl/boy friend.
i think i saw you at the grocery store is this you irl [spoiler](http://www.dartmouth.edu/~matc/math5.geometry/unit10/10056.gif)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: don't let's on April 10, 2012, 04:59:10 PM
http://www.abominable.cc/2009/08/05/big-girls-need-love-too/
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: Daddy on April 10, 2012, 06:47:22 PM
asians only

hiroto in a dress counts
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: ?????? on April 10, 2012, 07:24:49 PM

Profile
hi

18, 5'7", 146lb, 31w, Average, Brown Hair, Smooth, Latino, Looking for Friendship, 1-on-1 Sex.

Hi, im a cool person and i enjoy meeting new people, i enjoy reading books and being a responsible person.

Reading, movies, talking

Casual, Out Yes, Smoke No, Drink No, Drugs No, Zodiac Gemini.

Bottom, 6.5" Uncut, Safe Sex Only, HIV Negative, Prefer meeting at: Your Place.
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: piano moths on April 11, 2012, 07:59:04 AM
I'm a girl and that's all this thread needs to know. So everybody date me  baddood; baddood;
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: YPrrrr on April 11, 2012, 08:03:04 AM
Well I guess that's good enough for me.

Sorry Blu, the anime wouldn't have worked cry;
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 11, 2012, 01:26:54 PM
Quote from: Clucky on April 10, 2012, 07:24:49 PM
Profile
hi

18, 5'7", 146lb, 31w, Average, Brown Hair, Smooth, Latino, Looking for Friendship, 1-on-1 Sex.

Hi, im a cool person and i enjoy meeting new people, i enjoy reading books and being a responsible person.

Reading, movies, talking

Casual, Out Yes, Smoke No, Drink No, Drugs No, Zodiac Gemini.

Bottom, 6.5" Uncut, Safe Sex Only, HIV Negative, Prefer meeting at: Your Place.

i laughed at your manhunt profile
at least you are man enough to admit you are a total bottom
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: Samus Aran on April 11, 2012, 01:34:04 PM
Quote from: Khadafi on April 10, 2012, 06:47:22 PM

hiroto in a dress counts


agreed
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: ?????? on April 12, 2012, 12:54:23 PM
Quote from: Patsy Stone on April 11, 2012, 01:26:54 PM
i laughed at your manhunt profile
at least you are man enough to admit you are a total bottom
lol omg but it isn't even manhunt or my profile
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: PLEASEHELP1991 on April 12, 2012, 01:40:34 PM
Quote from: Clucky on April 12, 2012, 12:54:23 PM
lol omg but it isn't even manhunt or my profile
lies
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: kougraducky on April 14, 2012, 10:16:32 AM
HI MY NAME IS CRYSTAL AND I'M A COOL, 16 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM GLENVIEWWWW
Oh...sorry...I suck with compooters and my caps lock wason

Music: I like anything that I can daaaaaance too...but especially MCRRRR! AND ONE DIRECTION! (OMG I DATE EVERY MEMBER,  BUT ESPECIALLY HARRY STYLESSSS~<3 <3 <3)
Movies: I'm still a huge fan of disney movies. I also <3 Nightmare b4 xmas and I love a walk to remember and the hannah montana movieee
TV Shows: I watch hannah montana and icarly and victorious...and adventure tiem
Books: The Twilight Saga...def! I <3 Stephanie Meyers
About Me: I'm a girl who's just sick of how all guys are stupid douchbaggy idiots. I want a muscular MAN to take care of me, but all I ever get are small emo faggotssssssssssssss. Ewww. I just wanna be someone's miley cyrus! Or be with Justin Bieber, unlike Selena. OMG SHE IS SUCH A HOEBAG AND DOESN'T DESERVE HIM!!!
I think I'm getting fat...my mom wants to take me to get my nose done, but she's making me wait until I'm done "developing" or w/e till I can get my boobs done. Psh.
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: kougraducky on April 14, 2012, 10:18:15 AM
Quote from: kougraducky on April 14, 2012, 10:16:32 AM
HI MY NAME IS CRYSTAL AND I'M A COOL, 16 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM GLENVIEWWWW
Oh...sorry...I suck with compooters and my caps lock wason

Music: I like anything that I can daaaaaance too...but especially MCRRRR! AND ONE DIRECTION! (OMG I DATE EVERY MEMBER,  BUT ESPECIALLY HARRY STYLESSSS~<3 <3 <3)
Movies: I'm still a huge fan of disney movies. I also <3 Nightmare b4 xmas and I love a walk to remember and the hannah montana movieee
TV Shows: I watch hannah montana and icarly and victorious...and adventure tiem
Books: The Twilight Saga...def! I <3 Stephanie Meyers
About Me: I'm a girl who's just sick of how all guys are stupid douchbaggy idiots. I want a muscular MAN to take care of me, but all I ever get are small emo faggotssssssssssssss. Ewww. I just wanna be someone's miley cyrus! Or be with Justin Bieber, unlike Selena. OMG SHE IS SUCH A HOEBAG AND DOESN'T DESERVE HIM!!!
I think I'm getting fat...my mom wants to take me to get my nose done, but she's making me wait until I'm done "developing" or w/e till I can get my boobs done. Psh.

Sorru bout this, guys. My shallow, teenage alter-ego came out at the wrong time. I apologise. Manda is back...Crystal is back in her cage.
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: bluaki on April 14, 2012, 10:24:53 AM
Quote from: kougraducky on April 14, 2012, 10:16:32 AM
I want a muscular MAN to take care of me, but all I ever get are small emo faggotssssssssssssss. Ewww. I just wanna be someone's miley cyrus! Or be with Justin Bieber, unlike Selena
Justin Bieber is the perfect image of a very muscular man. n_n
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: kougraducky on April 14, 2012, 10:27:42 AM
Quote from: bluaki on April 14, 2012, 10:24:53 AM
Justin Bieber is the perfect image of a very muscular man. n_n

INORITE? giggle; giggle; giggle; giggle; giggle;
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: Samus Aran on April 14, 2012, 12:57:36 PM
hiiiiii juthtin
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: silvertone on April 15, 2012, 06:49:34 AM
Quote from: Clucky on April 10, 2012, 07:24:49 PM
Profile
hi

18, 5'7", 146lb, 31w, Average, Brown Hair, Smooth, Latino, Looking for Friendship, 1-on-1 Sex.

Hi, im a cool person and i enjoy meeting new people, i enjoy reading books and being a responsible person.

Reading, movies, talking

Casual, Out Yes, Smoke No, Drink No, Drugs No, Zodiac Gemini.

Bottom, 6.5" Uncut, Safe Sex Only, HIV Negative, Prefer meeting at: Your Place.



(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/537845_149678858492655_119054034888471_180748_540270372_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: ME## on April 15, 2012, 09:41:35 AM
blastoise should get its hands off that ugly monster :|
Title: Re: Boyah Dating Service
Post by: silvertone on April 15, 2012, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Dovydas on April 15, 2012, 09:41:35 AM
blastoise should get its hands off that ugly monster :|
pls dont talk about clucky that way.