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Title: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Commander Fuckass on March 12, 2012, 08:30:42 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2113144/My-Strange-Addiction-TLC-Girl-stop-drinking-GASOLINE.html?ITO=1490

JESUS FUCK
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Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Nyerp on March 12, 2012, 08:35:34 AM
QuoteGary Allen, 43, immediately spit out the mistaken liquid which also got on his clothes when finding it on the kitchen sink of his friend's apartment and mistaking it for a beverage.

In his next mistake, he later stepped outside to light a cigarette, igniting the blaze that consumed him.


LOL
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Socks on March 12, 2012, 08:38:00 AM
my father was telling me about this and it is strange, i refused to read the story. i mean this girl is destroying herself and what kind of house does she grow in that allows this? i would beat my child to within an inch of their life and then if they touched gasoline again i would burn them in it.

that second story has me thinking because gasoline evaporates pretty quickly and cigarettes are not hot enough to ignite it, much less ignite it on clothing and stuff. very strange.
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Nyerp on March 12, 2012, 08:55:19 AM
Quote from: Socks on March 12, 2012, 08:38:00 AM
i would beat my child to within an inch of their life and then if they touched gasoline again i would burn them in it.


i hope you never become a father
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Socks on March 12, 2012, 09:02:32 AM
Quote from: Fuck on March 12, 2012, 08:55:19 AM
i hope you never become a father


i would be the best father/parent anyone could ever wish for.
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 12, 2012, 09:10:19 AM
Quotedaily mail

Quotetalking about a bullshit show on tlc


this is like believing the weekly world news
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: ????? on March 12, 2012, 10:54:20 PM
I would fuck her. How about you guys?

I would totes fuck her gaping mouth.
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Commander Fuckass on March 12, 2012, 10:56:59 PM
Quote from: ,,,-,,, on March 12, 2012, 10:54:20 PM
I would fuck her. How about you guys?

I would totes fuck her gaping mouth.
you better dip your dick into gasoline first
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: ????? on March 12, 2012, 10:58:12 PM
Quote from: Kefka on March 12, 2012, 10:56:59 PM
you better dip your dick into gasoline first


Seriously though, that smell is amazing. It's repugnant but you can't stop smelling. Kinda like when I fart, namsaying.

Also, I would use gasoline instead of oil.
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 12, 2012, 11:21:08 PM
just imagining this makes me ill ugly;
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Samus Aran on March 12, 2012, 11:23:53 PM
lol my sister actually watches this show sometimes and my mom and i have always said that half of the things on it have be completely made up by these people in order to get on the show
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 12, 2012, 11:29:04 PM
i immediately associate gasoline with cancer

its scent alone makes me uncomfortable :(
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Socks on March 13, 2012, 03:16:12 AM
Quote from: Tectrinket on March 12, 2012, 11:29:04 PM
i immediately associate gasoline with cancer

its scent alone makes me uncomfortable :(


her ovaries have to be shot, liver, kidneys, brain, etc...
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 13, 2012, 04:20:53 AM
Quote from: Cirno on March 12, 2012, 11:23:53 PM
lol my sister actually watches this show sometimes and my mom and i have always said that half of the things on it have be completely made up by these people in order to get on the show
i'd be surprised if any of it is real

"reality" shows are all fully scripted akudood;
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Samus Aran on March 13, 2012, 06:16:09 AM
Quote from: Pancake Persona on March 13, 2012, 04:20:53 AM
i'd be surprised if any of it is real

"reality" shows are all fully scripted akudood;


yeah

and some of it is so obviously fake, like this one guy who was "obsessed" with his car to the point where he'd lay under it for hours or kiss it for lengthy periods of time
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: ME## on March 13, 2012, 06:20:37 AM
Quote from: Cirno on March 13, 2012, 06:16:09 AM
and some of it is so obviously fake, like this one guy who was "obsessed" with his map to the point where he'd lay under it for hours or kiss it for lengthy periods of time


sounds like i should get on this show for fifteen milliseconds of fame
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Socks on March 13, 2012, 06:47:18 AM
Quote from: Dovydas on March 13, 2012, 06:20:37 AM
sounds like i should get on this show for fifteen milliseconds of fame


you could be the kid who never shows his face.
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: ME## on March 13, 2012, 06:59:33 AM
i could indeed, but that might be a bit too boring
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: FAMY2 on March 13, 2012, 11:31:19 AM
I'm sure we could come up with something for you David.   girl;
Title: Re: You drink Water? Well I drink Gasoline
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 13, 2012, 12:54:38 PM
Quote from: Cirno on March 13, 2012, 06:16:09 AM
yeah

and some of it is so obviously fake, like this one guy who was "obsessed" with his car to the point where he'd lay under it for hours or kiss it for lengthy periods of time


sounds like someone was a bit obsessed with his trucknutz cry;