O_0 O_0
All my luts.
I saw a review on reddit for someone who got them from secret santa which I'll find you when I get home
from what I remember they are surprisingly good
Bid now stands at 15,344 lüts.
Aw thanks Echo, the more input the better :3
wait....what?
Oh, Boyah…
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51s2IpyhtML._AA300_.jpg)
ohhhhhhhhhh...
i wanna try n_u
ALL MY LUTS
Bid raised to 46,300! giggle;
Do you stick that in your hoohah or what?
1 jiga lut
Quote from: Snowy on February 26, 2012, 01:26:49 PM
All of my lüts
You currently have ∆37423 in your pocket and ∆111189.64 in the bank
Bid raised to 148,612 lüts!
Wowyzowy!Clucky still highest bidder!
Quote from: Snowy on February 26, 2012, 01:28:28 PM
It's a small, concealable fleshlight type thing.
u would know
Quote from: Bert Schnick on February 26, 2012, 01:27:10 PM
Do you stick that in your hoohah or what?
you stick your dick in it
Quote from: Nurse Hensa on February 26, 2012, 01:33:28 PM
Bid raised to 148,612 lüts!
Wowyzowy!
snowy just wants his mom to get him a tenga cup so he is living out his fantasy through you
This is strange. And gross.
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 26, 2012, 01:36:32 PM
you stick your dick in it snowy just wants his mom to get him a tenga cup so he is living out his fantasy through you
My baby giggle;
Quote from: Snowy on February 26, 2012, 01:42:08 PM
Though I'm not sure if I want to seriously bid on this.
I'm sure that a strange package appearing at my door addressed to me from Tenga wouldn't be easy to explain. sillydood;
"Oh Max, what is that?" "It's a... uh... game." "Lemme see what game you got!"
I'm withdrawing my bid sillydood;
don't let boyah get in the way of your fantasy
You know, this favor essentially is having one of us masturbate for you? ifeelbetter;
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 26, 2012, 01:01:12 PM
All my luts.
So this is how you spend your luts after profiting from inflated name change prices? bassir;
Highest bid back down 46,300!
Quote from: bluaki on February 26, 2012, 01:46:49 PM
You know, this favor essentially is having one of us masturbate for you? ifeelbetter;
So this is how you spend your luts after profiting from inflated name change prices? bassir;
this was my end game. I've just been waiting for the day someone tries to sell sex toys for luts.
All my lut.
lol oh my god this thread
New high bid: 88719.56 lüts!
Quote from: Kaz on February 26, 2012, 01:56:07 PM
lol oh my god this thread
bid n_n
no way.
∞Î"
ALL OF MY LUTS BANK INCLUDED
[spoiler]no not really, i'll just buy one if i want one that much[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i kind of want one[/spoiler]
how do i make this illegal in my country
Quote from: N o t S i d on February 26, 2012, 02:08:25 PM
how do i make this illegal in my country
shoot the president
I want it more than anybody and you already know that I would gladly write a gruesome, detailed review.
I couldn't find what they said about it but people said
QuoteVouk73 Dec. 17, 2011
Tenga eggs are awesome and CAN be reused, if washed, dried and stored properly. (You'd need additional lube though)
They're certainly not meant for long term use, but for a couple of times they work really well. After a while the very delicate material will start to wear down and it's pretty obvious when it's time to get new ones.
The longevity also depends on... well... how furious you use them.
there's also
http://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/kh5az/just_purchased_and_used_the_tenga_wavy_egg_for/
what is a yolk
what the actual fucking fuck boyah
you're all literally fighting over a tenga product
jesus shitting christ
Quote from: Nyerp on February 26, 2012, 03:56:09 PM
what the actual fucking fuck boyah
you're all literally fighting over a tenga product
jesus shitting christ
no one is fighting over it? O_0
besides lawlz I don't think anyone actually wants it
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 26, 2012, 03:57:21 PM
no one is fighting over it? O_0
besides lawlz I don't think anyone actually wants it
interestingly enough lawlz is one of the few who don't need it.
Quote from: Khadafi on February 26, 2012, 04:04:27 PM
interestingly enough lawlz is one of the few who don't need it.
maybe he is scared of vaginas but likes egg
Quote from: Nyerp on February 26, 2012, 03:56:09 PM
what the actual fucking fuck boyah
you're all literally fighting over a tenga product
jesus shitting christ
lmao what did you even read the thread, nobody is fighting over anything
Quote from: Kaz on February 26, 2012, 04:39:54 PM
lmao what did you even read the thread, nobody is fighting over anything
auctioning is fighting
Well, I know what I'll call the bad guy territory in my project.
Nyerpland
Quote from: Snowy on February 26, 2012, 04:49:25 PM
Maybe in Nyerpland it is, but in Boyahland, it isn't. 5thgrade;
really? because uh, it kinda is. you're one uppiing people trying to out bid I would consider that a type of fighting.
However, no one is really bidding
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 26, 2012, 04:51:40 PM
However, no one is really bidding
YES and its making me very sad.
Bid, my dears, bid!
I'll make a demonstration video for you if you send it to me. yes;
Quote from: Bert Schnick on February 26, 2012, 04:54:58 PM
I'll make a demonstration video for you if you send it to me. yes;
bassir; oh my
I just became retarded after that series of posts
thankfully, i was retarded beforehand hocuspocus;
Quote from: Tectrinket on February 26, 2012, 06:11:19 PM
thankfully, i was retarded beforehand hocuspocus;
We Know.
can you just buy me real eggs from the farmers market instead pls
Quote from: vziard on February 26, 2012, 04:06:12 PM
maybe he is scared of vaginas but likes egg
my penis was in a vagina this morning
I am the most desperate therefore I deserve the egg. Back off you motherfuckers. akudood;
can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on here?
i'm borderline disturbed but interested, though if i get no clear input, i am liable to conclude ridiculous things.
Quote from: Socks on February 26, 2012, 07:16:21 PM
can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on here?
i'm borderline disturbed but interested, though if i get no clear input, i am liable to conclude ridiculous things.
basically hensa is gonna buy someone a little egg shaped silicon (or something similar) tube that you use as a masturbatory aid.
Quote from: Snowy on February 26, 2012, 07:17:42 PM
We're bidding for an onahole.
this is not an explanation, it is a mere summarization of the retarded information i have been able to gather after perusing 4 fucking pages of babble.
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 26, 2012, 07:20:43 PM
basically hensa is gonna buy someone a little egg shaped silicon (or something similar) tube that you use as a masturbatory aid.
thank you.
and this is where my participation ends.
Send it to kaz.
He already masturbates all day and his penis is old news to you [glow=black,2,300]and the rest of boyah[/glow]
win/win
What the fuck is going on in this thread.
Quote from: Walter on February 26, 2012, 06:21:43 PM
I am the most desperate therefore I deserve the egg. Back off you motherfuckers. akudood;
didn't you get a chick pregnant
i'm the only guy here that'd actually want to use it akudood;
if you want i can do a video review. [spoiler]And by that I mean I'll use it then later get in front of a camera and discuss my full experience.[/spoiler]
Well I don't know why you'd want to test run a masturbatory toy for her boyfriend, but other than that idk what jmv would mean
this is a non friendly reminder that the bidding ends at 11 pm central.
What is the current high bid?
Also, what sort of box does it come in?
it comes in a box labeled "perverted masturbatory aid" in bold red letters
Quote from: applesauce on February 27, 2012, 04:43:22 PM
What is the current high bid?
Also, what sort of box does it come in?
QuoteHow will the shipping package be marked?
We respect your privacy and will NOT indicate the package contents in any way on the shipping label. The box has SATISTEC printed on the outside.
46,300 luts
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 26, 2012, 11:49:40 PM
didn't you get a chick pregnant
i'm the only guy here that'd actually want to use it akudood;
if you want i can do a video review. [spoiler]And by that I mean I'll use it then later get in front of a camera and discuss my full experience.[/spoiler]
Im sorry dear, but you have a girlfriend, how bout we let some of our more single boyagers have a shot at it?
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 26, 2012, 11:49:40 PM
didn't you get a chick pregnant
wtf that was only that one time i still deserve it more than you akudood;
sat is tec
ONE
MILLION
LUTS
Quote from: Walter on February 27, 2012, 04:55:02 PM
wtf that was only that one time i still deserve it more than you akudood;
didnt you use a rubber? O_0