So, in May, I am going to be in Maryland for my sister's graduation from the Naval Academy. They have this fancy shmancy ball which I need a date to, or I will fall over from sheer loneliness.
So, whomever wishes to take me must PROVE HIMSELF ON THE FIELD OF INTERNET BATTLE!
Write me a paragraph describing why you'd be the best person to take me, and then debate each other!!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN! giggle;
(Watch this thread fail epically.)
Quote from: kougraducky on February 24, 2012, 08:12:47 AM
(Watch this thread fail epically.)
(Watch Nyerp complain about this.)
Quote from: Thyme on February 24, 2012, 08:15:16 AM
(Watch Nyerp complain about this.)
Nyerp can complain all he wants. It won't win him my hand to this ball. Itll win him a virtual slap in the *insert body part here*
I am a super cute girl who loves fancy events and you can dress me up and we can dance until my legs give way and I die of having no legs. Then you can inherit my beautiful clothing and it would make it even better. Also, I am Echo. ECHO 2012
Quote from: Thyme on February 24, 2012, 08:15:16 AM
(Watch Nyerp complain about this.)
Nyerp complaining? pfft like that will happen
get out
Quote from: Nyerp on February 24, 2012, 08:20:25 AM
get out
I am out...I've been out of the closet for...like, 4ish years now?
You want people to fight over you on the internet.
And you want them to write paragraphs about how much they think they should have you...
doodhuh;
Quote from: Nurse Hensa on February 24, 2012, 08:23:29 AM
You want people to fight over you on the internet.
And you want them to write paragraphs about how much they think they should have you...
doodhuh;
1) There are no people irl that I'd want to take to this.
2) Boyah is full of young, attractive males some of whom live near Maryland.
3) Almost EVERY thread I make is DRIPPING with sarcasm, usually.
Get with the program ;)
Quote from: Nurse Hensa on February 24, 2012, 08:23:29 AM
You want people to fight over you on the internet.
And you want them to write paragraphs about how much they think they should have you...
doodhuh;
yeah, you know, the usual 5thgrade;
lets have a cat fight
Quote from: kougraducky on February 24, 2012, 08:25:52 AM
Get with the program ;)
Says the girl who joined a month ago expecting everyone to trip over their dicks for her.
I'll write Hiro's for him:
QuoteHi! I'm Hiro! I've got a 9 inch cock and I'd love to use it, but nobody wants me! I listen to indie pop and love watching booties drop, and my dream's to fuck in my dad's pickup truck! My cum tastes great, so don't you wait! Don't hesitate to caress my balls at your ball by the sea! Golly gee, why does nobody love me?
no thnx
Quote from: Nurse Hensa on February 24, 2012, 08:31:48 AM
Says the girl who joined a month ago expecting everyone to trip over their dicks for her.
Hensa, it's just a joke, kay?
Quote from: Echo Weiss on February 24, 2012, 08:34:31 AM
That is perfect for hiro.
HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT, PANCAKE??? It was amazing...I must go tell Hiro that you have nominated him with the best paragraph ever.
Quote from: kougraducky on February 24, 2012, 08:42:20 AM
Hensa, it's just a joke, kay?HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT, PANCAKE??? It was amazing...I must go tell Hiro that you have nominated him with the best paragraph ever.
His name is Lawlz :3
Quote from: Nurse Hensa on February 24, 2012, 08:45:18 AM
His name is Lawlz :3
You do agree that it was an amazing display of persuasive language, do you not? Any lady would be brought to her knees in the presence of such a bard!
this thread makes me feel embarrassed
Quote from: Kefka on February 24, 2012, 08:51:26 AM
this thread makes me feel embarrassed
I don't know why...every man must fight to earn himself a woman!!! Q('_' Q)
Quote from: kougraducky on February 24, 2012, 08:55:58 AM
I don't know why...every man must fight to earn himself a woman!!! Q('_' Q)
I'm screwed 5thgrade;
rofl fairyland
Quote from: Thyme on February 24, 2012, 09:04:10 AM
I'm screwed 5thgrade;
It's ok! You're the reason why there are monks!!! And random flashers on the streets!
All of that antiquity should be right at home in Maryland... The state sport is jousting
Quote from: Nurse Hensa on February 24, 2012, 08:31:48 AM
Says the girl who joined a month ago expecting everyone to trip over their dicks for her.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FJKP4nNYgQ4/TKNRLgZDYbI/AAAAAAAADAc/GMI3dwzooU0/s400/cats_fighting_102006_5.jpg)
hi i have a small dick. "lil willy if you will" i also am a Bit Too Awkward irl and i am a bad talker. I am pretty clueless when it comes to pop culture and i say things only Me Myself i will find funny. i use 60s pop songs, as well as limp bizkit as References when quoting shit. my saving grace is i am tall and cant talk that well in groups so i wont say STupid Shit out of Fear.
also i never had a gf. can i be your date. i really need this
lol Aubrey giggle;
Why should !? baddood;
Quote from: kougraducky on February 24, 2012, 08:55:58 AM
I don't know why...every man must fight to earn himself a woman!!! Q('_' Q)
lmaaaaaooooooooo
i fight for my friends
pls let me b ur date
Quote from: silvertoné on February 24, 2012, 09:41:00 AM
also i never had a gf. can i be your date. i really need this
You can totally be my date. THAT WAS THE BEST PARAGRAPH EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
I'm actually not lying. It was pretty funny.
You're awesome, Silver. You know why? Your hair is big.
You know why your hair is so big? CUZ IT'S FULL OF SECRETS!!!
Socks, Pack your things. we are going to maryland.
Quote from: silvertoné on February 24, 2012, 09:54:35 PM
Socks, Pack your things. we are going to maryland.
Woooopeeee! This is the most excited I've ever been.
I thought this thread was going to turn into an interesting cat fight. akudood;
i'd prefer it not to, personally
Quote from: silvertoné on February 24, 2012, 09:54:35 PM
Socks, Pack your things. we are going to maryland.
I actually think a Boyah Hangout in Maryland would be an amazing thing...it's not that far from a lot of you...
No that would suck. You guys would miss all of us west coast members (me...hiro...snorkel... strongbad...steal)
Quote from: eeeeeee on February 25, 2012, 07:44:06 AM
No that would suck. You guys would miss all of us west coast members (me...hiro...snorkel... strongbad...steal)
I'll visit the West Coast at some point. This is just because I'm gonna be there, anyway, and everything on the East Coast is realllly close to Maryland.
i wasn'treally being serious do what you want
Quote from: eeeeeee on February 25, 2012, 08:02:16 AM
i wasn'treally being serious do what you want
WE WANNA SEE YOU TOO, THOUGH, SKYLARKKKKK!!!
i don't go further east than new mexico sooooooooo hocuspocus;
Quote from: eeeeeee on February 25, 2012, 08:23:48 AM
i don't go further east than new mexico sooooooooo hocuspocus;
That's ok. I'll just kidnap you.
Quote from: Kefka on February 24, 2012, 08:51:26 AM
this thread makes me feel embarrassed
^^^
Quote from: kougraducky on February 24, 2012, 08:55:58 AM
I don't know why...every man must fight to earn himself a woman!!! Q('_' Q)
no that is wrong
Quote from: eeeeeee on February 25, 2012, 08:23:48 AM
i don't go further east than new mexico sooooooooo hocuspocus;
hahahahhaa
Quote from: Nurse Hensa on February 24, 2012, 08:23:29 AM
You want people to fight over you on the internet.
And you want them to write paragraphs about how much they think they should have you...
doodhuh;
seriously
whatQuote from: Nurse Hensa on February 24, 2012, 08:31:48 AM
Says the girl who joined a month ago expecting everyone to trip over their dicks for her.
dittodood;
Quote from: Pancake Persona on February 24, 2012, 08:32:06 AM
I'll write Hiro's for him:
this is amazing
ronny i miss you